Carnage In The Old World: Orcs & Goblins vs Empire

This one was absolutely crazy...

A 3,439pt clash of Empire vs Orcs & Goblins in the Old World.

Big Beasts: Empire vs Warriors of Chaos

It's an Old World after all!

Where a cannonball catches a Ghorgon right across the bullocks...

Double Header: Black Legion & Drukhari vs Adeptus Custodes & Space Marines

I'm quite ring-rusty with Warhammer 40k at the moment - so what better way to ease back into it than a 4,000pt four-player battle in front of a camera?

 

Extra Vert: Orcs & Goblins vs Bretonnia

Alors! Ce sont des petits lutins verts...

Elf Confidence: Wood Elves vs Dwarfs

This time, it's televised.

Pyramid Scheme: The Scourged vs Necrons

My Chaos Space Marines are presented with some very large targets...

Hold The Line: Chaos Daemons vs Astra Militarum

 Back at Swindon HQ, but with a twist...

Waaaght a Terrible Smell!: Death Guard vs Orks

 Pootle here with a quick nudge towards YouTube where you can find my Orks up against Winters SEO's Death Guard.

Crushing It: Thousand Sons vs Tyranids

New codex for the Tyranids, new victims for the Thousand Sons.

Hobbypocalypse III battle report: This Time It's 10th Edition

You can't go wrong with a threequel, just look at Rambo III, X-Men: The Last Stand or The Rise of Skywalker.

So here is the Hobbypocalypse's own Godfather III!

New Term At Wizard School: Thousand Sons vs Adeptus Custodes

 Lock up your newt eyes - the wizards are back in 10th Edition!

The Rotten Horror Picture Show: Tyranids vs Death Guard

 

Here they come, walking down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone they eat...

Pootle here with an advert for my YouTube debut against Winters! It was an absolutely cracking game and I can't recommend enough that you head on over to take a look.

Weekend at Burnie’s 4 - Day 2: Black Legion vs Death Guard

Ghock Hackfiend stormed into Gormenghastly's quarters, "Why do you delay? There is blood to be spilt in Khorne's name and I refuse to wait for you to conjour up your new diseases!"

Gormenghastly the Garrotter shook his head pityingly, "I will kill more with my perfected toxins than you can ever dream of. You may have slaughtered thousands in Khorne's name, but millions have died choking on their own vomit and gasping for one last breath due to my concoctions in Nurgle's honour.

"In fact, my intelligence shows an opportunity for both of us to profit. I hear that the famed warband, The End of All Things have come to Hendris. You will enjoy killing the favoured of Nurgle, and I need something special from their leader."

Pootle here with a report of my final battle from this year's Weekend at Burnies, facing the mighty Winters SEO!

Last Primarch Standing: Imperium vs Chaos

 It had to be done.

Hobbypocalypse II battle report: The Sweatbox

As sure as Death follows Pestilence, this was inevitable...

We fight!

Masters of the Universe: Thousand Sons vs Space Wolves

 We have the power!

Now Presenting: The Silver Cage

Hold onto your khopesh, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Bile Be Seeing You: Creations of Bile vs Space Marines

Creations of Bile vs The Thirteenth!

We return once again to the Deployment Zone!

Underdog Day Afternoon: Thousand Sons vs Deathwing

Title Fight: get ready for the Hohenlinden In Swindon!

Thousand Sons vs Dark Angels!

Weekend At Paul's - Day 3

Final day of the weekend, and while most of the crew were occupied with nonessential tasks like 'relaxing' and 'socialising', I was looking for more opponents!

Luckily, I didn't have far to look.