Hang 'Em High

The bangingest box of models GW put out in a while, there was never a question in my mind as to whether I'd get the Necromunda Hangers On. The question was 'when', and the answer was 'as soon as they were back in stock.'

Schmeeroquest

 Bits box!

No Phone, No Food, No Pets

 Bits box bash part two!

Waste Not

 
Bits box bashing and birthday bonuses today.

Knockromundout Grand Final: Chaos Helots vs Corpse Grinders

 

Is it, Jarri? Is it time yet?

It certainly is, Blaargh - Juves and droogs, hold on to your wild snake and shoot those stubbers in the air, let's hear a big Underhive welcome to the first Necromunda Knockout Grand Final. Have we got a battle for you tonight! Let's meet the teams!

Hive City 5-0

 

Cop that, lead pile. 

Own Goaliath

 The completionist clock ticks one minute closer to midnight.

Wasted

 Something was missing. 

Knockramunda Semifinal: Corpse Grinder Cult vs Cawdor

Jarri, I'm more jittery than a juve on flects! 

It might just be our shared metabolism, Blaargh, but I feel the tension too. It's the second and final semi-final night, Hivers, and we're out in the wastes!

KnockRat SemiFinal: Escher vs Chaos Helot Cults

Ahey heidi-halloooo, Hivers! You're wickedly welcome to the very first Semi-Final - and we're down on the farm!

KnockRat Quarter Final: Slave Ogryns vs Cawdor

 ...which is why you need to remove the poison glands before you stew it, otherwise you end up paralysed. 

Sorry to interrupt you there, Granny Bilgeputter, and thanks for keeping the listeners entertained during that short hiatus. But we're back, live at tonight's arena for the final KnockRat quarter-final!  

KnockRat Quarter Final: Goliaths vs Chaos Helot Cult

 My eyes! What's happening to my eyes? They burn!

Calm down, Blaargh - it's just the radioactive glare of dead skies. Yes, we're outside! Welcome to the ash wastes, violence fans, for a very special quarter final match in this, the KnockRat tournament. 

KnockRat Quarter Final: Corpse Grinders vs Genestealer Cult

 

Ancient terran legends told of a mechanical saviour, one who theorised time travel was possible in his own lifetime and leaped into a primitive quantum portal to save mankind. Rejected by the very folk he came to save, they murdered him for crimes he didn't commit. But as he himself foretold, death alone would not hold him - so if his disciples had a problem, if they could find him, and if they could wait three days, he'd be back. 

Blaargh, name that prehistorical religious icon!

EXT: Storage Tanks

 
I don't need any more scenery. Here is some more scenery. 

KnockRat Quarter Final: Escher vs Outcasts

 

There it is, Blaargh, our first glimpse of the fabled KnockRat Trophy!

Is that a real ersatzium crystal, Jarri?

It certainly is - fifteen credits' worth of the finest plastite gemstone available at the trading post!

EXT: Forgotten Highway

Hit the road.

KnockRat Qualifier: Goliaths vs Venators

And we're back! 

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

Nobody thought that, Blaargh, and it's certainly not water - this is Necromunda! Welcome back, violence fans, it's been a long spring. The annual carnibou migration is behind us now, and with our stadium finally free of flesh-eating mutant deer, it's time for some summer fun with our summer guns. I'm Jarribix Clabbs, the scab with the gab, and with me as ever is Blaargh the Garrulous Goitre. What are we here for tonight, Blaargh?

N-N-N-KnockRat!

Parasite for Sore Eyes

When he wounds, he does flatworm three damage.

Orlock be a Lady Tonight

 Bit late on this one!

Voulez-vous Escher Avec Moi?

 Ce soir?