Journal created:
on 26 November 2001 (#402087)
Updated:
on 4 February 2011
Name:
Where's Osama Bin Laden???
Location:
unknown, Afghanistan
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
Join us on the search for Osama Bin Laden.
It seems that the U.S. Government's batch of secret spy satellites aren't doing the job.
I thought I saw him last week in Iowa.
I hear we may be bombing there soon.
Please help us find him, so that the War on Terrorism can be carried out in a most efficient manner.
It seems that the U.S. Government's batch of secret spy satellites aren't doing the job.
I thought I saw him last week in Iowa.
I hear we may be bombing there soon.
Please help us find him, so that the War on Terrorism can be carried out in a most efficient manner.
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