| The Year-End Update of Doom |
[Dec. 26th, 2005|12:41 am]
Em
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| | Iron Maiden, "2 Minutes to Midnight" | ] | It's true that it's been a while. However, it's also true that I damn well miss journalling and need an excuse to do it again.
What have I learned so far in 2005? 1. I need never fear being sixteen years old again, trapped and alone and desperate. 2. A bachelor's degree (no matter what They tell you) in Humanities, of all things, is sort of worthless, at least as far as I can tell. But I learned I can finish something for once in my life. 3. Writing a novel is a whole hell of a lot harder than it looks! Especially a 700-page fantasy opus. 4. Giving up caffeine is WAY harder than giving up cigarettes. Giving up both at once is harder on one's lover than on oneself. 5. Cartoon violence is the most cathartic thing on earth (oh wait, I knew that already!). 6. One cannot stomp, headbang, play Slayer really loud, and still expect the cake in the oven to rise.
What, barring major malfunction of earth's orbit, doomsday comets, Dubya blowing up the world, or general Acts of Gods, is going to happen in 2006? 1. I have no earthly idea, because... 2. My life is changing so fast, I don't have time to yell for Jane to stop this crazy thing! 3. By this time next year I'll have a completed manuscript of "Saga of Menyoral". And I refuse to be working at Einstein Bagels. Even if the bagels are the best on earth. Which they aren't, even if they are pretty good. 4. By May Mr. Shiny and I will have completed our bizarre metamorphosis from feckless twentysomethings into the responsible aliens known as "adults", "big people," or "parents." (see #4 above). Yes, you heard right, and to everyone who already guessed, congrats to you for your clarity of vision, or just your ability to pick up on pheromones. 5. No, we don't know which it'll be yet. Boy, girl, octopus? Place your bets now.
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