[The feed comes on with a thump, flickering to life as it's dropped to the floor. Stitch seems to be sitting on the floor a bit away, a pretty large book open in his lap. He's glaring at someone close to the 'gear, looking mildy annoyed.]
Hey, aka o-ituume!
[He follows whoever it is with a narrowing glare, finally turning back down to look at his book when the offender seems to be at a satisfactory distance. He seems to be muttering something... the 'gear is slooowly pushed forward by and unseen cameramon until it's close enough to pick up what Stitch is mumbling about. It's still pretty hard to hear, as usual when he speaks english, but now he seems to be reading, which makes it all even more unintelligible.]
The ugly duckling was lost. "I'm lost!", he yelled, but no answer came. "Why am I so fri-" Uh,.. Frriite fully. Hii-nose.
Hii-nose? ...Gaba aka?
Hey, aka o-ituume!
[He follows whoever it is with a narrowing glare, finally turning back down to look at his book when the offender seems to be at a satisfactory distance. He seems to be muttering something... the 'gear is slooowly pushed forward by and unseen cameramon until it's close enough to pick up what Stitch is mumbling about. It's still pretty hard to hear, as usual when he speaks english, but now he seems to be reading, which makes it all even more unintelligible.]
The ugly duckling was lost. "I'm lost!", he yelled, but no answer came. "Why am I so fri-" Uh,.. Frriite fully. Hii-nose.
Hii-nose? ...Gaba aka?
Pretty sure I've forgot someone. If that someone is you, please let me know!
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[If you are located in Ecruteak, you might notice the minature town beside the pond in Ecruteak.]
[Yep.]
[The tallest building stands at four feet. It's built out of snow, rocks, sticks and all other sorts of things, like cans, bottles and other garbage. But mostly snow. If you are from earth you might notice the impressive snow scultpture is a bit remeniscent of San Fransisco.]
[So, Stitch built a city, and covered his newly evovled Metagross in snow as well. While he was sitting on it.]
[The Gear is sitting on a rock at the other end of the Snow Fransisco, giving a perfect view of what's happening. Now...]
RAAAARGGHR!
[Stitch holds his arms high, fingers bent in a claw-like manner. As he yells, the Metagross stirs and rises up from the snow.]
RAARGH! Kata baka-dooka! [The Metagross lumbers forwards, trampling the nearest building.]
AHAHAHAHAHAAA! Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee!
[The senseless destruction continues until the entire snow city is reduced to would-be smoking ruins, and the feed ends with Stitch standing tall on his Metagross, laughing maniacally.]
[Yep.]
[The tallest building stands at four feet. It's built out of snow, rocks, sticks and all other sorts of things, like cans, bottles and other garbage. But mostly snow. If you are from earth you might notice the impressive snow scultpture is a bit remeniscent of San Fransisco.]
[So, Stitch built a city, and covered his newly evovled Metagross in snow as well. While he was sitting on it.]
[The Gear is sitting on a rock at the other end of the Snow Fransisco, giving a perfect view of what's happening. Now...]
RAAAARGGHR!
[Stitch holds his arms high, fingers bent in a claw-like manner. As he yells, the Metagross stirs and rises up from the snow.]
RAARGH! Kata baka-dooka! [The Metagross lumbers forwards, trampling the nearest building.]
AHAHAHAHAHAAA! Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee!
[The senseless destruction continues until the entire snow city is reduced to would-be smoking ruins, and the feed ends with Stitch standing tall on his Metagross, laughing maniacally.]
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[Video/Action for Ecruteak]
Aloha! Stitch is in Ecruteak! Small town, but nice!
[He turns the gear to give everyone a glaring view of the sun.]
Haai~! [The view goes down again to show a fluffy Arcanine joyously rolling in the grass, tongue hanging out.]
Stitch evolved Ronald with stone that I won! Fairly! At paintball game in Goldenrod. Stitch loves shooting.
Any place Stitch could get a gun? To keep around, like... at all times? Anyone know?
[Video/Action for Ecruteak]
Aloha! Stitch is in Ecruteak! Small town, but nice!
[He turns the gear to give everyone a glaring view of the sun.]
Haai~! [The view goes down again to show a fluffy Arcanine joyously rolling in the grass, tongue hanging out.]
Stitch evolved Ronald with stone that I won! Fairly! At paintball game in Goldenrod. Stitch loves shooting.
Any place Stitch could get a gun? To keep around, like... at all times? Anyone know?
[Stitch is digging in his ear and he's started up the feed clearly to show you that and that only. Although it's not in a fuck-there's-something-in-my-ear kind of way but more of a what-is-this-goddamn-ringing-arghaghar way. Attentive people might notice how the palms of his hands look... red and flushed.]
[He keeps doing this as he grins and holds up a
shiny new badge, his first in fact.]
Stitch's gonna go to Ecruteak now. [And with that, end feed.]
ooc: Badge is mod-approved /o/
[He keeps doing this as he grins and holds up a
shiny new badge, his first in fact.]
Stitch's gonna go to Ecruteak now. [And with that, end feed.]
ooc: Badge is mod-approved /o/
"Citizens of Johto!"
[Huh? What's this? Sounds like a recording of the latest Police annoucement]
"We have three criminals running on the loose! The first two are likely to be cunning but [wwvzzzbl] don't approach them [wwwwwvvvzzzbl] If you spot any of them, please alert the authorities immediately!
Stitch Ameljones: 2 [rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljone- [rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljones: 20 ...
[and it fades out-]
AAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
[A pause.. is it over? ..An inhalation]
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[Another pause, this one longer than the last one but filled with breathless wheezing and sniggering]
Not Stitch's name! Not Stitch's name!
[and then it abruptly cuts off]
[Huh? What's this? Sounds like a recording of the latest Police annoucement]
"We have three criminals running on the loose! The first two are likely to be cunning but [wwvzzzbl] don't approach them [wwwwwvvvzzzbl] If you spot any of them, please alert the authorities immediately!
Stitch Ameljones: 2 [rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljone- [rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljones: 20 ...
[and it fades out-]
AAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
[A pause.. is it over? ..An inhalation]
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[Another pause, this one longer than the last one but filled with breathless wheezing and sniggering]
Not Stitch's name! Not Stitch's name!
[and then it abruptly cuts off]
[5000P for a Dusk Stone huh?]
[That's friggin robbery.]
[Which is why Stitch decided to just steal the thing instead.]
[He's.. not a master thief, but he's sure he can figure something out. He walks a few rounds through the Department Store, pretending to be interested in a number of things as well as pretending he's got money. He picks up a Potion as he passes, which he's actually gonna buy. You know, as a cover up so it won't seem suspicious that he exits with nothing.]
[He walks down the lane with evolutionary items again and there the purple stone slipped down into his pocket.]
[That's friggin robbery.]
[Which is why Stitch decided to just steal the thing instead.]
[He's.. not a master thief, but he's sure he can figure something out. He walks a few rounds through the Department Store, pretending to be interested in a number of things as well as pretending he's got money. He picks up a Potion as he passes, which he's actually gonna buy. You know, as a cover up so it won't seem suspicious that he exits with nothing.]
[He walks down the lane with evolutionary items again and there the purple stone slipped down into his pocket.]
[The feed comes on with a flicker of static and a crrrnk, as is the norm when Pokémon unfamilliar with 'Gears decides to try their hand at them. Today you can see Stitch sitting on the ground in some dingy back alley, with his bag between the dirt and his butt, filmed at a low angle.]
[There is some shuffling and wobbling of the view when the cameramon, presumably Thing, waddles closer.]
[Thing has grown worried about Trainer. Trainer seems troubled somehow. He doesn't let Thing or her friends out very often, and when he does, they're always in some dirty empty smelly cramped street.]
[Thing waddles yet another few inches closer.]
[Surprise + disdain + RARGHBL are the expression that crosses Stitch's face as he notices her, and the next moment the screen goes black.]
[There is some shuffling and wobbling of the view when the cameramon, presumably Thing, waddles closer.]
[Thing has grown worried about Trainer. Trainer seems troubled somehow. He doesn't let Thing or her friends out very often, and when he does, they're always in some dirty empty smelly cramped street.]
[Thing waddles yet another few inches closer.]
[Surprise + disdain + RARGHBL are the expression that crosses Stitch's face as he notices her, and the next moment the screen goes black.]
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[He holds up the book to the screen. It seems to be a easy-to-read The Ugly Duckling.]
Ih! Stitch does whatever I want!
[and then a change in tone]
But John doesn't have to be afraid of Stitch. Achi-baba. [c:]