news of fall out boy's return WOULD be the thing that makes me rush back to lj to check and see things. HELLO! Still remember me? probably not. But not much has changed with me although this new posting thing sure is weird! I'm 25 (or well, almost) and still living in my parents' basement instead of 20 and living in my parents' basement (stuck in a rut thy name is self). Still into hockey and still have the same aim (still have problems initiating conversations) still doing my thang on tumblr (still fits my (lack of) attention span) come say hi! I will try to be better at doing things.

oh! and I do podfics now! and people who aren't my sister listen to them! and seem to like them! they are here if you'd like to listen to my voice reading about hockey dudes in love and boning each other and things.

HOLY SHIT LJ IT'S BEEN FOREVER AND I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON. I ALSO SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN MYSELF INTO HOCKEY RPF IDEK. AND NOT JUST BLACKHAWKS, WHICH I WOULD GET BECAUSE THEY ARE MY ONE TRUE TEAM BUT LIKE OTHER TEAMS TOO AND STUFF AND I JUST IDEK.

I blame patrick kane and his douchey adorable face that I am completely embarrassed that I want to bone /o\

I'm probably the only one ever who would want to read a Brendon Urie/Patrick Kane (the short one, forward for the Chicago Blackhawks) right? It's just I wanted to write a little something where Patrick hooks up with a non-hockey dude and Tazer (Jonathan Toews, the tall one, captain of the Blackhawks) gets jealous, and now I've got a few hundred words of just Pat and Brendon /o\

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oh dear sweet baby infant jesus. I have my computer back, FINALLY. and I have reinstalled vista to the factory default (eurgh, but it's the one the computer came with and I don't like spending money) so hopefully all my computer woes will be done with *knock on wood*

for my kink bingo square 'genderplay' (this again, might only count because I am the author and I say it counts.)

title: Love and Honor You
author: unrequited_rain
fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
pairing: Ed/Roy
word count: 602
rating: pg-15
notes: I think I started about four fics for this square before this one finally clicked. Um, unbeta'd, established relationship, no real spoilers for anything (there's more spoilers in my notes than the fic), set whenever your little heart desires but in my head it's an AU post manga/2009 series; Ed is still with the military and still rocking the automail and alchemy and not married to Winry.
title and cut text are from be my husband by nina simone

( If you promise me you'll be my man, I will love you the best I canCollapse )

for my kink bingo square 'bondage: other' (also has some dirty talk, facials, and perhaps a touch of bdsm)

title: Be Gentle With Me
author: unrequited_rain
fandom: Tangled (OMGWUT. blame acountrymouse for this one too, for not telling me I was a perv for writing this)
pairing: Flynn/Rapunzel
word count: 889
rating: nc-17
notes: OMG I DON'T EVEN WUT. seriously you guys, my brain I don't even. unbeta'd, set post-movie and goes down much better if you imagine Mandy Moore and Zach Levi doing this instead of cartoon characters. title from a The Boy Least Likely To song of the same name that the lyrics have nothing to do with this, I just liked it for the title.

( When Flynn wakes up he's tied to a chair.Collapse )

for my kink bingo square 'silence'

title: Things We Did and Didn't Do
author: unrequited_rain
fandom: The Social Network
pairing: Eduardo/Mark
word count: 631
rating: pg-15
notes: still unbetad, still porn (or actually not. just kissing in this one). title and cut text is from The Magnetic Fields song of the same name. Mark and Eduardo accidentally get stuck alone in an elevator sometime during all the interviews. (I have only seen the movie once and never intended to write any fic for it until this all came spilling out of me one day at work in about six hours.)

( come on, come flooding back to me nowCollapse )

for my kink bingo free square. (rough sex, claiming/marking)

title: Wicked and Divine
author: unrequited_rain
fandom: Supernatural
pairing: Castiel/Meg
word count: 2031
rating: nc-17
notes: UH, THIS IS WAY LONGER THAN I INTENDED. and unbeta'd and it got way plottier and ugh, I just want to wash my hands of this. so it's probably slighly OOC for the both of them, but it's porn so eh? set some time post 6.10, but whether it's post 6.22 that's up to the reader.
I have used up all my creativity with the writing so title and cut text is from Muse's song Undisclosed Desires, which is like, their theme song or whatever in my head :)

( you trick your lovers that you're wicked and divine you may be a sinner but your innocence is mineCollapse )