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Once in awhile, I beat my friend popfiend  to some bit of Americana online. This happens so infrequently that I'm compelled to share my findings with the world and brag a bit.

Ready?

You're not ready.

Seriously, popfiend surpassed 100,000 comments last week. That's astounding. (and I'm sure that in the miserable annals of the Earth, he will be duly enshrined!) 100,000 comments. I'll never reach those heights - I'm ornery and cranky. I post when I feel like it, What do I post about? My cat and his (now ex-) girlfriend. In fact, Django lost a fight last week. He turned up with a pus-oozing wound on his hiney. Can I describe the fun of shaving, cleaning, and medicating my middle-aged, diabetic cat in human words? I think not. What else do I post about? Motorcycles. We took a spin on Saturday and found a few guys selling produce from their trucks - green tomatoes and collard greens. I 've never cooked collard greens. Hm.

But back to Americana. What so you call a site that whacks your eye like an iron bar to the knees? I call it the Tonya Harding Fantasy Message Board. (NSFW, text only. I hope.)