...had these recipes posted today. I copied them down verbatim, which was easy given the three-hour delay. (fog)
My Holiday Turkey Recipe
Buy a turkey as big as the classroom. Put a ton of salt and pepper on it. Put grilled peppers and chili from Wendy's on it because my dad loves chili. Cook the turkey for 10-hundred hours in the oven.Put more salt and pepper on it. Eat the turkey with mashed potatoes & gravy and pinto beans. Tommy
Get a turkey as big as a chicken. Roast it in the oven for 8 minutes on one degree. Put 8 salts and 8 peppers on it. Eat the turkey with turkey and tomatoes. Brooke
Get a 20 pound turkey. Put just a sprinkle of salt and pepper on it. Put the turkey in the oven for 20 minutes at 40 degrees. Put a tablecloth on the table. Put the turkey in the middle with a cup of tea. Eat the turkey with chocolate pie and if you're good you get pumpkin pie. Juliana