My extended family of cousins and half-cousins and aunts and uncles and in-laws and people I assume must be related to me somehow but could, possibly, only show up for the free food and $12 t-shirts, consider me quiet and introverted. According to them, I don't talk about myself enough, drink enough, laugh enough, or socialize nearly enough. Some well-meaning and quite serious cousins took me aside last night and encouraged me to come out of my shell a bit more. One second cousin of mine revealed her life long belief that my sister was an only child.
I'll see what I can do.