I dreamt last night that onyxlynxx and I were headed to fugaciouslover and throm's for danamongden's bday party. Traffic was a mess, because people had erected private gates across the road. Sometimes they had closed them as gags..."me troll. you pay..." but sometimes they were serious, and we had to go to their front doors, knock, and get them to come out and open the freakin' gates.
We got to fugaciouslover and throm's very late, at about 3 am. The party was still going. juliarandolph tried to pour me a beer, but she was so drunk that she poured it onto the floor instead of into the glass. We all took a drink and toasted Dan.
I woke up thinking that dream was oddly specific. Maybe it was. Feel better soon, Dan!
I ended up the last person in the apartment my family had lived in, and when I was moving out, it turned out the couch would not go out any of the doors. I…
Lifting over the banister was easy. Figuring out the angles to get the thing inside was impossible. After consulting with a professional mover, it seems that I have a couch for sale :(