For … reasons, I fed Claude a bunch of my Internet posting history. In retrospect, much of the worst of it

  • Metafilter comments (not so bad)
  • Reddit archive (not great)
  • Twitter archive (very not great)

I wanted to see how well it could match my overworked, purple prose style. Don’t think I paved any new ground or made something useful outside of one or two well-defined tasks, but the result was illuminating.

This voice favors long, clause-heavy sentences that unspool conversationally with parenthetical asides, punctuated by sharp short sentences or fragments for comedic or emphatic effect.

Literary and historical allusions dropped casually without explanation

Music as identity marker and recurring passion … Boston sports tribalism. Hedges with qualifiers only when genuinely uncertain, not as social lubrication