Back into the light

We are back from the dark passages below the ground. Although we are no closer to rescuing Matilda (who is my sister) yet, I think that we will soon set off.

Also,

…Mosely can turn into a tree,

..Matrim is richer than I knew,

…and my friend Scalrag likes dessert too much for his own goode.

But let me start my tale nearer the beginning than its end. It was when we were with the mushroom folkes that Mosely turned into a tree. I do not know why or how he did this, but I had surely never seen such a thinge before! A tree! Ned sniffed him and seemed pleased. The mushroom folks were very excited too, and danced around him until he changed back again.

After this surprise, came another: the King of the Mushrooms directed to us to a underground river, where three of his folk—Stump, Thump and Stoop—offered to guide us to the surface. We went with them in boates that were not really boates at all but floating mushroom caps. I did not get in the mushroom-boate with Mosely because I was worried he would change again, and old Ben Canope always used to say that while two is company, tree is a crowde.

5c9a71696ee244300b2b7e8b631d1a8b.jpgWe travelled down the river and eventually arrived in some twisting passages and caves. Our guides seemed loste. I was loste too, so I understood their confusion.

StirgeIn the first cave we entered there were battes that weren’t battes that swarmed at us and tried to bite us, but with the help of a spell of sleepiness from Fauss we soon foughte them off.

We continued through the passages, as the mushrooms argued as to which way to go. Suddenly a giant black blob appeared before us and struck at Scalrag. The blowe seemed a heavy one, and what was worse the creature seemed to ooze a horrible acide that ate through Scalrag’s very armour!

“It’s a pudding!” cried Scalrag loudly. “Ahh yes, a pudding,” murmered Fauss in agreement. He had been skulking invisibly but now appeared, seemingly anxious to partake of the treat.

I could not see any pudding. I too was hungry, for we had only eaten dry rations and the blessed kibble of Uthgar in recent days. And I like pudding a lot. Matilda makes excellent puddings, using apple and goat milk curds and sugar, However, this did not at all seem to be the time to be thinking of dessert, and I was most puzzled.

Nonetheless, Scalrag launched himself up and over the angry blob in search of sugary sustenance. Pudding! Clearly he liked it a lot!

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“Come back!” I cried as I stabbed at the thinge with a javelin. “We can eat later, when chastisement is done!” Duty, after all, is a duty, while gluttony is a sin.

Moments later, Mosely began to strum upon his magical harp and a wall of fearsome flame engulfed and surrounded the blob, blocking our sight.

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“It’s alright,” I heard Scalrag call from somewhere on the other side. “There seem to be TWO puddings on this side…” At least he would be well nourished while we fought the blob.

The fire continued to burn, although to what effect I could not see. Ned, Bjorn, and Fauss grew tired of waiting, and set off downe the corridor back the way we had travelled in the hopes of finding another past. It was then I heard Scalrag shout out in alarm:

“Get back, dammit… good ooze, down boy, go find Mosely… DAMN, that HURT.. uhhh, guys, I could really OUCH use OH MY GOD MY HAND IS MELTING some help here!”

Apparently dessert was not going well.

Fearing the worst, I ran through the flames to find my best friend. “I am coming, Scalrag! Have no fear, good will usually triumph!” I shouted in encouragement. The fyre singed me greatly, and my boots began to smoulder. Fortunately the blob had been reduced to a charred goop, and did not trouble me.

I found myself in a larger cavern, with no sign of Scalrag. Two more of the dark blobs were oozing their way to the north. Could they be chasing him? I threw my javelin at the nearest, and it veered from its slimey path towards me. I drew another.  Moments later, the fyre behind me died down, and Mosely and Jandar joined me in the fyghte. Matrim and Fauss showed up a little later, as did Ned. Bjorn, however, was nowhere to be seen.

As I blocked the creature’s attacks with Ned—my great shield, not my sister’s big black dog—my friends and I had at the blob with spear and arrow, and spell and incantation. It finally quivered for a last time and collapsed upon itself with a putrid, bubbling sigh. For all the talk of dessert, I was even less hungry than before.

 enough“ENOUGH!” shouted a loud voice, and a clap of thunder echoed through the cavern and passages. Somewhere behind us Bjorn had had enough, but I knew not where or of what. Too much dessert, perhaps? If I had time to think I would have regreted that I had found only murderous blobs of black and none of the puddings that seemed so plentiful. However, Scalrag was still in danger, and we must hasten to save him.

We ran onwards to where the last of them had slithered down a rocky corridor. The horrible and vile thing attacked poor Ned, knocking him down! I was filled with a righteous rage and charged at it, using my shield to push it back from my defenceless companion. Behind me, Mosely and Jandar tended to Ned’s wounds, and together with Fauss and Matrim we defeated this blob too. No more would it chase Scalrag or strike at poor Ned! Good had triumphed!

Bjorn arrived a few moments later. He seemed frustrated, perhaps that all the dessert had been eaten—for looking into the cavern ahead, all I could see were wet leathery eggs, and none of the puddings Scalrag had spoken of.

In any case, our trials were not yet at an end. Suddenly a massive hulking creature of umber angrily strode towards us from along a passage, its claws and sharp pincer-jaw clacking at us most threateningly. Scalrag, perhaps feeling nauseous from over-indulging at his sweets, looked woozy and stumbled towards us. I hurriedly quaffed a potion in the hopes of regaining my strength, while Jandar prepared to fight the thing.

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It charged.

It tripped and fell.

It hit its head on a rock, knocking itself unconscious.

Clearly the Gods favoured us this day, rewarding us both with pudding and now miraculous deliverance!

We chopped the creature up, with Fauss taking parts of shell and body for use in spells or armour.

And so we pressed on, finally coming to an underground lake in a large cavern. Light streamed in from above, through a round hole. The surface!

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There was also a body hanging from a rope down the hole. We cut it free. Mosley and Scalrag felt the poor lad had not died from natural causes, or even from hanging. Something darker was afoot.

This was a mystery we would have to solve later, however. For now, we were all happy to climb up and out from the darkness below. Matrim told us that the land we were now gazing upon was his, having been won by him days before in a game of cardes. Looking upon the fallow, weed-strewn fields and bare, dying trees it was clear that luck had indeed smiled upon my friend. The barn alone was more magnificent than any shed I had slept in as a child at my father’s home.

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And so it is that we returned to Gillian’s Hill. We will rest, and gather supplies. I will study the Big Picture Book of Fighting Scalrag gave me, in hopes of learning more of the martial arts. And when we have prepared and sharpened our blades and collected our provisions we will march on Dragonspear Castle and free Matilda and the others held there.

Or die trying.

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Episode 14: Journey to the Surface

Part the First: Fir What It’s Worth
by Mosely

15 Mirtul, ???, The Mushroom Cave

The strange little mushroom creature’s arms were outstretched, stumpy little fingers aflutter at their ends.

Mosely knelt down and the creature drew nearer. Suddenly a small, wispy cloud erupted from the creature’s hands. Before the bard could pull away, his eyes, nose and mouth were covered in tiny spores.

I always knew it would end like this…

As the spores inevitably entered his system, Mosely’s senses of smell, taste and sound became overwhelmed by a combination of sensations that he never thought possible. His mouth felt like it was full of loamy earth, while his nose visibly recoiled at the smell of a hundred years of rot. A dull ringing in his ears slowly coalesced into an unfamiliar voice…

LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

The mushroom creature before him, which he now – somehow – knew was King Phylozope of the Myconidae, was joined by dozens of others of his kin in a song that reminded Mosely of walking through knee-deep piles of fallen leaves in the autumn.

SAVIOURS! YOU HAVE FREED US FROM THE EVIL SPIDER-ELVES!

Ah.

“Why…yes. Yes we did!” Mosely thoughts drifted to the odd turn of events that had led them here. Fauss’ communion with…something, the tense stand-off with that dwarf and her companions, the descent into the dark pit from whence the –shudder- spiders had emerged, the stumbling about through the dark that led them to this place and the darkly dark ultra-dark that the driders employed to devastating effect. It was a testament to their skills and resourcefulness that they hadn’t been killed.

And now the mushroom folk were singing their praises.

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After resting, King Phylozope explained the current situation of the myconid people, and how they were stuck between the driders and drow. There was some concern as to whether or not the myconidae would be safe after the party left, but the recently revivified drider zombies seemed to confirm it.

As they made preparations to leave, Scalrag began packing some of their recently-acquired treasure when he made the kind of sound that people make when they find something unexpected.

Mosely peered over his shoulder. “What is it Scalrag?”

“Hmm? Oh…I just realized we found these a while ago and never really studied them. Here hold this.” The rogue tossed a small wooden ring to the bard and then returned to his packing.

After a moment, he heard a sound behind him. It was the kind of sound that people make when something unexpected happens to them.

“What is it Mosely?” He glanced over his shoulder, but Mosely couldn’t answer because Mosely wasn’t there.

“Uh … guys?”

What was there was a very tall tree.

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First there was darkness.

No, darkness is something.

First there was nothing.

Then there was darkness. Mosely couldn’t see. Or rather, seeing was not something that Mosely did anymore. But he could feel.

He could feel the pulse of the earth below him as his roots drank of the ground’s nourishment. Slowly he became aware of presences other than himself. Close, but fleeting like a dream after waking up.

Waking up? What is sleep? There is just time.

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No…there is more. There is something…somewhere. But what?

Mosely felt stretched, and yet solid. Rooted to the ground and the present. Slowly he became aware of his surroundings. There were things nearby. People. Yes, people were things. And he knew people. His friends were people…

He had friends!

MMMMMPH MMMMMMPH MPHH MPHHH MMMMMPHHH!!

What was that?

MMMPHH MPPHH MMMPHHH MMPHHH.

Scalrag!

HEY GUYS, I CAN SEE HIS FACE! SORT OF.

Scalrag’s voice was muffled, and yet strangely clear. It wasn’t that he heard him, but he felt the vibrations of his words.

Suddenly his awareness snapped sharply into focus.

I am a tree … Huh. Go figure.

Mosely was a tree but he was still Mosely. He could feel the small tremors in the ground as his friends gathered around him. He could sense the presence of the myconidae throughout the cavern.

Well this is kind of neat.

WHAT IS NEAT?

What? Phylozope?

YES. WHAT IS NEAT?

You can hear me?

YES. WHAT IS NEAT?

Oh…well I’ve never been a tree before. It feels neat.

WHAT DOES NEAT MEAN?

Oh. It just means interesting.

I SEE. YOU ARE LIKE US NOW. NEAT.

As the moments passed and his friends voiced their confusion, Mosely became aware that it was the ring that had transformed him into a tree. He also became aware of some other things.

But first…

Great King Phylozope!

YES, SAVIOUR?

Before we take our leave of your generous hospitality, I have a small favor to ask of you and your people…

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Scalrag sighed. “Mosely is SO lucky…”

Bjorn looked at Scalrag like he was crazy. “Scalrag what are you talking about? This is serious!”

“They’re worshipping him like a god, Bjorn.” Scalrag scowled. ”This is exactly what he wanted and it’s infuriating.”

Fauss scratched his chin and tilted his head while the myconidae watered Mosely’s roots. “I wonder if it is some kind of curse…”

Scalrag rolled his eyes. “I could only be so lucky. Seriously, Mose – quit screwing around. De-tree and let’s get moving.”

After a moment the duskwood-tree-that-was-Mosely suddenly began to shrink and wither. The branches drooped and folded into the trunk, and the iron-like bark faded and coalesced into the familiar form of the erstwhile and now current bard.

Mosely pouted mockingly at the rogue and said “You’re just jealous because they’re not carving your likeness into the walls.”

He shouldered his pack and headed down the tunnel before stopping and turning around to face the glares of his companions.

“What? Come on guys. You heard Scalrag. We’re wasting time!”

Scalrag stared at Mosely, deep in thought. After a long moment, he nodded.

“Alright,” he said. “That was pretty cool.” Then he picked up his pack and fell in behind Mosely. “You win this round, Bark-Face. Lead the way.”

Part the Second: Underdark Safari

15 Mirtul, ???, The Underdark

At King Phylozope’s command, the party were loaded onto a large mushroom-cap boat, paddled by three sporelings: Stump, Thump and Stoop. These would guide the adventurers along an underground river and back to the surface.

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As the fungus barge floated down the darkened, the group took some time to relax their weary limbs. Mosely, still riding high on his tree-stunt, finally noticed that Scalrag was wearing the pewter choker that they’d found in the Vault of Amaunator. “You figure out what that thing does?” he asked conversationally.

Scalrag nodded. “Partly, I think. It makes me feel good. Really good, you know? Like, healthy. Tough. I feel like I could jump out of the boat and tread water for an hour.”

Mosely nodded appreciatively. “Neat. Anything else?”

“Um, I feel like I’m going to live a really long time.”

Beside them, Bjorn laughed.

Several hours later, the mushroom porters guided their spongy craft to a rocky shore illuminated by glowing fungus and bade the group disembark. While Stoop remained in the boat, Stump and Thump argued about the correct way to proceed.

Scalrag clapped his hands over his ears, unable to get the shrill voices out of his head.

“Argh! A curse on Phylozope and his wretched spores! Just shut up, you two!”

Finally, Fauss took the initiative and went to scout ahead, cloaking himself in an Invisibility spell. Down one corridor he found a large flock of stirges, down the other, a pair of huge centipedes. Choosing the latter, the party scared off the huge insects and continued further into the cave complex. Somewhere in the dark, something immense growled.

As they passed a pool, Mosely and Matrim spotted some white crystals sitting in the mud beneath the clear water. Using their magic, they retrieved several handfuls of heavy, salt-like crystals.

A little further on, they stumbled into a small swarm of stirges – but the vile creatures were no match for the heroes. Whilst Jandar swatted two out of the sky with his maul, Fauss quickly cast a Sleep spell that sent the rest of the swarm flopping to the floor of the cave, where they were quickly dispatched.

Emboldened by this quick success, Fauss and Scalrag picked up the pace at the head of the line. As they approached a high-ceilinged cavern, something heavy and dark suddenly dropped from the roof of the cave directly in front of Scalrag and lashed out with a glistening pseudopod!

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The black slime slammed Scalrag against the wall of the cave, where he began to twitch and yelp, pulling at his leather breastplate, which sizzled and melted where the monster’s acid was dissolving it. Shaking the now-useless armor from his back, Scalrag used rocky outcroppings along the wall to scamper past the slime and get behind it, then plunged his sword into it. As he withdrew his blade, his arms were stung by a spray of acid, and noted with dismay that his trusty blade was flaking along the edge.

“So, it’s acid all the way down,” Scalrag called to his friends.

Mosely pulled out the lyre he’d received from the sporelings and began plucking on the strings. “I fell into a burning ring of fire,” he sang. “I fell down, down, down and the flames went higher.” An instant later, a Wall of Fire sprang up all around the slime, trapping it in place – but cutting off Scalrag from the rest of the group.

“Just wait for us there, Scalrag,” Dudley called. “The monster will soon be burned up, I am sure.”

Scalrag looked around at the large cavern he now found himself in. Two large pools bubbled and hissed in its center, and glowing mushrooms lined its walls. As he watched in horror, the pools burbled and popped and disgorged not one, but two more black slimes.

Son of a bitch!

“Hey, take your time guys,” Scalrag shouted over his shoulder. “I’ll just take care of these two other slimes myself, okay?”

As the monsters closed in, Scalrag bolted, leaping over another pool (which thankfully did not vomit forth anything bad) and rushed toward the mouth of a tunnel. As he reached it, however, something dark lurched up and slammed into him from behind, tossing him against the rocks once more. Scalrag rolled painfully away from the slime and managed to dig out the potion he’d bought from Rama Dan back in Bowshot. He quaffed it quickly, choking back the awful-tasting brew. He felt the choker around his neck give off a gentle warmth, and felt considerably better – but the slime was still behind him.

“Okay, I officially need help!” he yelled.

“Do not give up, Scalrag – I am coming to save you!” Dudley shouted back. The thought heartened Scalrag – but he kept running.

He soon emerged into another cave. To one side, a huge pile of oozing, slimy eggs sat radiating moisture. Yeah – no way. Keeping his distance, he climbed up a low rise and glanced over his shoulder. The slime was still pursuing him, so Scalrag positioned himself such that the eggs were between him and the slime. With any luck, it would destroy the eggs and draw out whatever had laid them, and Scalrag could escape while the monsters killed each other.

But then there was a light and shouting behind the slime, and it turned back the way it had come. Scalrag loosed a couple of arrows at it, and as he moved to a better firing position saw the slime suddenly inflate like a bellows before popping like a zit. Standing over its remains was Mosely, dusting some of the salt crystals off his hands. Jandar and Bjorn were beside him, with Fauss and Matrim further back – apparently they had managed to destroy the other two slimes.

“Where’s Bjorn?” Scalrag asked.

From somewhere else in the cave network they heard the nordling bellow, “ENOUGH!”, followed by an immense crash of thunder that reverberated through the tunnels.

“Making friends, I guess,” Scalrag joked.

Then something behind him roared.

Without thinking, Scalrag dove into a stand of glowing mushrooms, bow in hand, as a lumbering, beetle-faced hulk emerged from a nearby cave.

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Scalrag sprang from his hiding place and took aim – but as he gazed at the creature’s immense eyes, he suddenly felt his head begin to swim. He shook off the confusion and let fly, but his arrow bounced harmlessly off the monstrosity’s armoured flank. Scalrag fell back towards his friends, feeling the wave of nausea subsiding as he broke eye contact.

“Stay back,” he said to his comrades. “It’s eyes are … not right.”

Jandar snorted and hefted his maul. “We’ll see about that! Come get some!” he taunted.

The monster roared in response and hurled itself in a huge, arcing leap across the room, its huge arms raised and vast mandibles snapping.

But as it reached the peak of its jump, it smashed its head into a rocky outcropping on the ceiling and dropped unceremoniously to the ground, where it lay twitching, face-down on the cavern floor.

The heroes looked at one another, nodded – and charged in. Under a flurry of daggers, swords, spells and finished by Jandar’s maul, the fearsome umber hulk died without a fight.

“Did that just happen?” Scalrag asked. Jandar cackled.

Bjorn rejoined them, having blundered alone into a large stirge nest while trying to circumvent Mosely’s Wall of Fire. After killing most of the parasites, he’d finally managed to find his way back. They paused for a short time whilst Fauss butchered the umber hulk, insisting that its chitinous plates could be fashioned into armour. When his gory work was complete, the party followed Stump and Thump deeper into the caves.

Part the Third: Daylight

16 Mirtul, Midday, Near Gillian’s Hill

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After another long trek, they at last reached their destination: daylight filled a large cave where fast-moving water flowed. From a hole overhead dangled a rope – and at the end of the rope, dangled the body of a young man.

“We gotta get him down,” Scalrag said quietly.

“We have to get ourselves out,” Fauss said. He cast a Fly spell on himself, and Mosely used his lyre to do the same to Scalrag. The rogue pursed his lips as he drifted into the air.

“Yeah,” he said. “This is alright.” He held out a hand to Mosely and flew the two of them towards the opening high above. The closer they got, the more warmly the sun shone on their faces, the cleaner and fresher the air became, and the lighter their spirits. Scalrag looked down at Mosely, who looked up to meet his eyes as they emerged from the old well into a broad field where a cool breeze danced over bright green grass. Scalrag stopped in mid-air, gazing at Mosely as they hung in the wind.

“I’m still mad about the fire wall,” Scalrag said, and dropped Mosely to the ground. He turned and dove back down the well to get Matrim. Mosely stood, coughed and dusted himself off.

A few minutes later, they were all back on the surface and had pulled up the dead boy. Looking around, Matrim made the kind of sound that people make when they find something they’ve been looking forward to. “Hey guys – I think this is my land!” He pointed off into the distance. “Gillian’s Hill is about a half-mile thataway.”

“Wait, your land?” Fauss asked. “I didn’t know you were from these parts.”

Mat smiled lopsidedly. “Oh, I’m not. I’m just lucky.” He rattled the dice in his pocket.

“Now that I think about it,” the gambler mused as he lit his pipe, “if this is my land, then technically anything on it is also mine. So whatever you make from those monster parts will actually belong to me, Fauss.”

“Do property rights extend underground?” Scalrag wondered.

Fauss shrugged. “I’m not familiar with such laws ,” he said cunningly, “but it seems to me that if you are entitled to anything on this land, then you are also responsible for whatever happens on it. Thus, I believe you would be liable for the damages we have suffered recently.”

Matrim chewed the end of his pipe for moment. “You know what, Fauss? Keep the monster bits – they’re a gift.”

Carrying the body with them, they made their way back to town to discover what had happened during their absence, and to plan their next move …

Episode 13: Into the Underdark

Part the First: Butting Heads with the Black Ram

15 Mirtul, Morning – The Vault of Amaunator (Old King’s Prison)

Scalrag rushed over to Fauss, Bjorn right on his heels. “Fauss,” the rogue hissed. “What the hell are you doing? Fauss?”

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The elf gave no immediate reply; his eyes seemed locked on some point beyond the walls of the dungeon. Fearing foul play, Bjorn cast about for magical interference or control, hammer in hand. But after a moment Fauss’ eyes refocused and he took a deep breath.

“Remarkable,” he said.

“What happened?” Bjorn demanded.

“It was incredible,” Fauss explained. “I prayed to Amaunator for guidance – and the Sun Lord answered!”

Scalrag arched an eyebrow. “Say what now?”

“I heard his voice, and felt the warmth of the noonday sun upon my face,” Fauss continued. Child of Corellon, descendant of the Seldarine, stand fast before the revealing light of the Sun. Reveal your true nature to me. Speak to the Lord of Morning, and explain your presence here.

“How did you answer?” Bjorn asked.

Fauss sighed. “I told him the truth. About the temple of Chauntea and the orcs … and him,” he said, pointing to the chained man. “And in turn, the Voice gave me some answers.”

Fauss led Bjorn and Scalrag back to the Tiny Hut and gathered the rest of the party. “This is what I heard,” he said, composing himself and repeating the words of his vision:

The Unclean Uruk are but pawns in a game; the game between the world above and that which lies below. You tread on the precipice between heaven and the abyss.

Dormin the Undying, scion of Orogoth, the once-great King who commanded the lands beneath the enchanted ones, did strike a bargain with that Below which is Unclean, who is known by many names: Prince of Undeath; Blood Lord; Orcus, Lord of Thanatos. So did the Undying become the hand of the Unclean on the land between that which lies above and that which lies below.

Now Dormin and his progeny are herein bound, by the will and power of Great Ioulaum and the Holy Order of the Sun. The power of Dawnstar the Sun Blade maintains the spells of binding and weakens the Unclean Ones.

Beware! The Undying yearns to be free, to unleash his hunger upon the world. Within he remains bound, without only great power can keep him.

The path of the Created is meant to be free, so then shall the Mortals make their peace and live with it.

“Gods above,” Jandar breathed. “What did you do?”

“Tried not to cry, mostly,” Fauss said simply. “It was rather amazing.” His face darkened. “But I shudder to think that Risi could be aligned with Orcus himself.”

Mosely raised a finger. “Did you say, ‘Orogoth’?” Fauss nodded, and the bard chewed his lip. “That’s … bad. The Orogoths were a Netherese family of legendary cruelty and arrogance,” he explained. “Apparently, they learned to tame dragons – even turn into them – but eventually their greed and hubris turned them against one another and their line was all but destroyed. To this day, they say the ruins of their ancestral home, somewhere in the High Moor, is guarded by a dracolich.”

“Holy shit,” Scalrag said.

“Quite so,” Mosely replied.

“Well, that settles it,” Mat said, adjusting his hat. “No way we can mess with a fellow like this. We gotta close this place up best we can for now, and figure out some way to make it permanent.”

There came a sudden hammering against the outer door. “That does not sound like spiders,” Dudley observed.

Mosely went over and stood on the sarcophagus lids that held the door closed. “We already gave at the office,” he called through the door.

A gruff voice answered him. “Oy, quit faffing about. What’re you lot up to in there?”

“Up to?” Mosely said innocently. “Nothing! Everything’s fine here. We’re all fine. How are you?”

Who are you?” Scalrag piped up.

“I am Ugmar Battlehammer,” the voice replied. “Leader of the Company of the Ebony Ram. We met up in the temple – when you poached my contract.”

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“Ah yes,” Mosely said. “Too bad about that. But I assume you found that suit of mithral armour upstairs?”

“Aye,” Ugmar replied. “Kinda hard to believe you just left it there.” Fauss facepalmed.

“Well, it’s clearly a good day for you,” Mosely said quickly. “Why don’t you take it and be off. This is still our delve.”

“And off we will be,” Ugmar said reasonably. “But first we’d like to know what you plan to do about that shiny sword.”

“How do you know about that?” Scalrag called.

“Projection on the ceiling upstairs showed us everything. The sword, the fellow chained to the wall, you lot arguing for hours an’ hours.”

“Shit,” Scalrag muttered.

“Listen Ugmar, no one is doing anything with anything in here,” Mosely said. “It’s far too dangerous.” And he laid out what they knew about Dormin.

There was a moment of silence before Ugmar answered. “Could I send in one of my people to have a look around?”

“Hell no,” Scalrag snarled. “You do not need any of your people in here, we – ow!” he cried as Jandar cuffed him.

“Stop interrupting,” the barbarian scolded. “Let Mosely work.”

As Mosely chewed Ugmar’s request over, Bjorn stepped up. “Allow me,” he said. Then he spoke to Ugmar, calling out in the dwarven tongue.

<Ugmar of the Clan Battlehammer, do you swear upon the name of your father, and your father’s fathers, that you mean us no harm? That your companion will enter and leave here peacefully, disturbing nothing beyond this door?>

<Will you guarantee his safe passage?> Ugmar called back.

<I am Bjorn Lothbrook, priest of Uthgar. I swear upon my honour that no harm will come to your man.>

<Then I do agree to your terms, and swear to honour our covenant. May my name be stricken from the Great Archive of Gauntlgrym if I lie,> Ugmar intoned.

Bjorn nodded to Mosely. “We have a deal,” he said. “Let them in.”

Presently the door was opened and a halfling arcanist entered. “Oh, hello Matrim!” he called pleasantly to the gambler, who smiled and tipped his hat. “Nice to see you again, Alam. Working hard?”

“Hardly working,” Alam joked as he cast about with his magics; Fauss followed behind, watching him closely.

Back at the door, Ugmar regarded the rest of the party with mild disinterest – until her gaze fell upon Dudley. “Where did you get that?” she said quietly, indicating his new Hammer of Disruption with a quivering finger.

“I took it from a dead orc in one of the upper chambers,” Dudley replied truthfully. For some reason, he felt compelled to hide his weapon behind his shield. “Why do you ask?”

“Because,” Ugmar said, an edge creeping into her voice, “that is my father’s hammer, stolen from his dying hand by the wretched orc Krkuluk during the defense of Gauntlgrym. For ten years have I searched for it, that my beloved father might know peace – and now I find my hated enemy fallen, and the hammer in your possession.” Her hand tightened around the haft of a well-used battleaxe.

Scalrag scoffed. “Yeah, well, finders keepers, losers wee- ow!”

Stop interrupting,” Jandar said firmly.

Dudley gave Ugmar an appraising look, then spoke. “Can you describe the hammer?” Ugmar did – in excruciating detail. Dudley shrugged and walked over to her. “Well then, I am happy to return it to you,” he said, holding out the weapon. “I am sorry that your father is dead. My father is still alive, and I wonder if I will be sad when he is gone.”

Ugmar stared for a moment, the slowly reached out and closed her hand around the hammer’s grip. She exhaled, as if a tremendous weight had been lifted from her shoulders, and fixed Dudley with an unreadable look. “Thank you,” she said simply.

Alam returned. “Could be they’re telling the truth,” the halfling said. “Certainly the whole place is ablaze with magic.”

“Well now that’s settled, we’ll be closing shop,” Mosely said only somewhat testily. “If you’d like to discuss things further we’d be happy to meet you upstairs in a few minutes.”

Ugmar and her company withdrew, and Fauss used his magics to temporarily reduce the stack of sarcophagus lids. The group scrambled over the diminished pile and closed the door behind them. As Mosely mended the wax seal upon the door, they heard a heavy crunching as the sarcophagus lids returned to their normal size and jammed the door shut.

                                                              Part the Second: A Way Out

15 Mirtul, Morning – The Vault of Amaunator (Altar Room)

Rejoining the Company of the Ebony Ram, the party saw that the ceiling was indeed now projecting a real-time image of the happenings in the Prison below. “Must have been triggered by one of the traps downstairs,” Fauss mused. Bjorn dispelled the image with  wave of his hammer.

At the other end of the room, the arcanist Alam attempted to dispel the Wall of Force that blocked their way out. He failed in spectacular fashion, as the safeguards blew him off his feet. He stood and shrugged, dusting himself off. “Not getting out that way,” he said to no one in particular. Ugmar nodded to him, and the halfling produced a scroll which he read aloud to his gathered companions. In a flash, they vanished, spirited away by a Teleport spell.

“Didn’t even say goodbye,” Jandar snorted.

Scalrag peered at the walls on either end of the barrier. “There’s no panel or access,” he said.

“What about this?” Bjorn asked, pointing to the center of the large pentagram on the floor. “I believe the center can be removed.”

Scalrag carefully inspected the tile. “You’re right,” he said after a moment. “But this thing’s rigged. Same glyph as the one that blew me up yesterday.”

With Fauss’ advice, Mosely’s encouragement and even a rare Blessing from Bjorn, Scalrag managed to scrape away the arcane sigils that protected the tile. Jandar pulled it free, revealing a compartment beneath, and a glowing crystal within.

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“Ah,” Fauss said appreciatively. “A mythallar – an arcane energy source. The secrets of their creation have been lost, as far as I know.” He gazed more closely at the vessel, then looked up with pursed lips. “It is definitely powering the Wall of Force,” he said, “But if we remove it, I believe that it will also disrupt the wards below.”

“So Dormin will be released?” Dudley asked.

“No, he’ll remain bound,” Fauss said. “The Sun Blade holds him there. But … he is shielded from magical detection right now. If we disable the mythallar, that shielding will fail.”

“So … spider hole?” Matrim asked.

Part the Third: Spider Hole

15 Mirtul, Morning – The Spider Hole

The descended the rope-line they’d prepared the day before, once again lighting their way with Dudley’s shield and Scalrag’s Medicine Bag. With Fauss leading, they followed a narrow tunnel to an intersection, where the elf spotted peculiar creatures in a side-chamber.

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“Myconids,” he whispered to his companions. “Mushroom-people, if you will. Usually peaceful. I will parley with them.” He marched over to the nearest spore-man, open hands raised in front of him. “Greetings,” he said. “We come in peace.”

He was answered by a burst of pungent spores.

The myconids fled away from the party, and Jandar went to check on his friend, whom he found stupefied, staring at the wall. Shaking his head at Fauss’ spectacularly bad luck, the barbarian hoisted the elf over his shoulder and hurried after his companions, who were following the retreating myconids.

They soon came to a vast cave, illuminated by glowing fungus. There the fleeing myconids had joined many others around a larger being who sat atop a great lizard. The fungus-people seemed fearful of the party, but took no direct action against them.

Matrim smiled from under his hat and spoke. “HELLO, WE ARE FRIENDS,” he said in the loud, deliberate tone of a Waterdeep tourist in Calimshan. “WE MEAN NO HARM. WHICH WAY IS OUT?” He pointed to a passage to the south. “LIKE THIS?”

The myconids became deeply agitated, so Matrim moved to peek down the passage – and staggered back with a black arrow protruding from his shoulder. Then he disappeared from sight, as a cloud of magical darkness enveloped him.

“Drow!” Fauss cried, half-warning and half-triumphant. “I told you they were down here!”

“Shut up and fall back,” Scalrag shouted. The myconids fled.

Suspecting that the drow were able to see through their own darkness, Fauss summoned a Fog Cloud in the same area to force the enemy into the open. He was soon rewarded as two dreadful driders skittered into view along the ceiling of the cave, cruel bows in-hand.

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The party’s javelins and arrows clattered off their armoured flanks, and the enemy summoned further darkness to blind and confuse the heroes. Matrim followed Fauss’ lead and used a scroll to create another Fog Cloud, further frustrating the abominations. One of them leaped to the floor of the cavern after Mosely – and walked into a trap. Scalrag blinded the drider with his Gem of Brightness and then rushed in, sword and dagger cutting deep. Jandar followed him, battering the beast to the ground with his maul, and Dudley plunged his sword through its foul heart.

The second drider was forced to the cavern floor by Bjorn, Fauss and Matrim, then intercepted by Dudley and his faithful hound, Ned. With a boost from Jandar, Scalrag vaulted over the front-line fighters and landed behind the drider, his sword gleaming in the fungus-glow. Alas, he failed to defeat the foe’s chitin, and the monster turned upon him, raising its sword – only to explode spectacularly, showering Scalrag in viscera. As its scorched remains quivered to the ground, he saw Matrim standing behind it, grinning as smoke rose from his ridiculous gloves.

With the driders dead, the myconids returned, and their leader blessed Mosely with a whiff of spores that enabled the bard to communicate with the mushroom-people. The leader, King Phylozope, expressed profound gratitude for the elimination of the “spider-elves”, who had held his people as slaves for some time. Pledging their eternal friendship, the joyful myconids showered the group in riches. Perhaps this hadn’t been such a terrible idea  after all …

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Among the mushroom people

I did not know that mushrooms could walke and talke. I did not know this at all. And yet here I am, in a cave of wonders, surrounded by friendly mushrooms!

I wish Matilda could see all that I have seen today. It is even better than the stories she used to tell me.

We did not start here, in a mushroom cave. Instead, we started in the tomb of the Undying King, surrounded by shattered bones and stone, very confused as to what to do next. Fauss—whose heart is better than he knowes—resolved to speak to the glowing sworde of Amaunator that stood guard over the Chained Man. I did not understand muche of what was being said, but it was clear that the Chained Man was very badde.

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Just then there was a knock at the door of the tombe, and a dwarven voice called out to us. I was concerned the spiders had become back but Bjorn said it was more likely a dwarf. Indeed, it was Ugmar, the bearded lady whome we had met earlier with the Priest of Chauntea.

There was much discussion, and we let some of them in to look around. I do not understand why everyone was so distrustful, for distrust is  a devil’s dandruff.

dwarfThere was a lot more talking, and suspicion, and quite a bit of pride. Suddenly, Ugmar pointed at me and shouted. “By moradins holy beard, ye hae th’ hammer! th’ hammer ay mah ancestors, th’ heirloom ay mah clan! hain it ower thes instance ye oaf, ur thaur will be bluid spilled haur thes day ay reckonin’.”

I did not understand her entirely, but she seemed to want the hammer we had found earlier. Was it hers?

My friends grew angry, and seemed ready to defend me with force if need be. Scalrag in particular kept talking about the knee-goats Eyyii shuns, but I do not know goats like that or Eyyii or why she shuns goats or what it had to do with talking to the others. I quite like goats, actually. My mother could even talk to them!

And so I asked Ugmar to describe the warhammer. She did this perfectly, even when it was hidden behind my shield! Obviously it was hers, so I gave it to her. This made me feele good.

She turned to me, with a strange look on her face, both angry and grateful. “Ah hate ye, ye oaf.. yit Ah cannae hate ye. Ah vowed revenge, an’ yit ye dae thes hin’. yoo’re an divit, but guid ay heart.”

I was still not sure what she was saying, but Bjorn nodded in approval. Fauss put his hand on my shoulder, and handed me back the other Ned (the sword, not my sister’s big black dog.” “You’ll make better use than I will, Dudley,” he said with a smile.

After this, there followed much more talking. Ugmar’s party seemed inclined to loot this place, and my friends were anxious that the remaining wardes against the Chained Man remain intact. Finally we convinced them to leave. We left last of all, and Fauss used his majicks to seal the door behind us with the stone lids of the coffins. We all then headed upstairs to the shattered temple where we had fought the suits of armour.

The way past this was still barred by the blue energy shield. Fauss and Scalrag and Mosely discussed this, together with the mage in Ugmar’s party. I did not really understand much of what they were saying, so played with Ned instead. He is a big black dog!

flashing-ice-cubes-12.jpgEventually Bjorn and Scalrag found a glowing blue crystal in a secret place in the floor that seemed to power the defences of this place. We dare not remove it, however, in case it release the prisoner below.

Suddenly, the other party pulled out a scroll, read its enchantments, and vanished—leaving us behind. This did not seem very nice.

All that was left was to go back the way we had come, and into the cavern from whence the spiders had come.

And so we did. After lowering ourselves on a rope we navigated the twisting dark passages. Matilda—my shield, and not my sister who is being held prisoner in Dragonspear Castle—helped light the way.

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Eventually we encountered strange mushroom folk, both big and small. They seemed quite frightened of us, and ran hither and thither throwing spores in the air that made Fauss sleep. We tried to show them that we meant no harm. Eventually we found our way into a wondrous caverne that had more mushroom folk, many glowing mushrooms, and their mushroom king.

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No sooner that we had arrived, however, than Matrim was struck by arrows from the darkness. Two hideous spider creatures—Fauss would later call them Driders—attacked us! There was a huge firey explosion too. I’m not sure what caused this, but I thought I heard Matrim murmur “oops” in the darkness.

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I did not like the Driders. They were very cunning and tricky, casting foul enchantments of darkness upon us and climbing the walls and caverne roofe to stay out of reach. Bjorn and Fauss were able to beat them at their own foul spidery game though by creating magical fogges that obscured their vision too, thus forcing them to fight where we could see them.

I threw my javelins and Ned leapt up and bit them, and eventually both were forced to the ground where they could be suitably chastised with sword and maul and still more spells.

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They also brought us much treasure to thank us, for it seems they have little need of coins and items from our world above. We promised that we would put it all to very good use. I cannot wait to help the refugees and orphans who need so much aid in the village above us…

Dead and not dead thinges

chakra+and+energy+field.jpgOne moment they were not there, and another moment they were: Matrim and Mosely. I was happy to see them bothe, and Ned wagged his taile. He does that when he is happy.

I do not know they managed to pass through the big wall of glowing blue light, but they said they did not see it and were just suddenly among us. It is almost as if we are not in this place or time. I do not understand it though, and I will leave it to Fauss and Scalrag and the others to work it out, for they are much smarter than me.

After we rested for a while in the room with the broken altar, we decided to press onwards. The exploding door we had opened earlier led to a passage winding deeper into the depthes of this place. I could not see what was happening most of the time because the passage was narrow and I was at the back, but eventually when I got to the bottome I found that Jandar had smashed his way into a cavern which had a big hole in it, and that also there was a sealed door that led in another direction.

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Next we decided to open the sealed door, although not before leaving a rope in place in case we needed to flee down the hole in a hurry. The sealed door led into a gleaming white stone room with many doors and a strange gold disk in a big door at the other end. However, no sooner did Scalrag step in than there was a big

BOOM!!!

It was very very loud, and I fell over and could not hear for a while.

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When I stood up, I could see that Scalrag was surrounded by horrible creatures with swords that seemed dead but not dead—horrible undead things! As Bjorn beseeched Uthgar to turn these creatures of evil back, I rushed in to help, swinging left and right and cutting first one then another down with much righteous chastisement. Good will usually triumph! Jandar rushed in to, swinging is maul with fearsome rage. Mosely healed Scalrag, who had been hurte. Matrim was at the back and I do not think he could see much of what was going on. Even Ned joined us in the battle, his white fangs flashing like the flashing white fangs of a big black dog.

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Finally, the last of the guardians were destroyed.

AmaunatorWe paused for a while as the smarter people decided what to do. Scalrag pried the gold disk from the next door, which was marked with the symbol of the sun. Bjorn carefully place it in the hollow space of the war hammer we had found earlier, there was a sudden surge of divine energies, and I could feel the room suffused with the glowing radiance of good. “This hammer is magical, now that the symbol has been placed within it.” said Bjorn thoughtfully. “But it is consecrated to another god—Amaunator, the ancient Netherese sun-gun. I cannot in good faith weird this weapons in Uthgar’s holy name.”

I felt sorry for him, for it seemed a very nice hammer and I like hammers and I missed my hammer I had lost in the swamp.

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We decided to open the next door, although I think we were all worried that this place was a tomb or prison for some great evil force. What if our actions might free it? Or by error or poor judgment aid the orcs and gnolls and others to free it?

Before we could do so, however, we heard scratching at the door behind us, and the door began to push open. More spiders! I quickly pushed it shut, and we blocked the door from open again with the lid of a stone sarcophagus.

When we entered the next chamber it contained a sight I had not seen before: a man held in chains of black, in apparent torment and seemingly unremarking of our presence. Several stone tombs filled the chamber too. And there was a glowing sword of fiyre and magicks and energies floated in the air as if guarding the man in chains.

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The man, Bjorn said, radiated pure evile. Even I could feel it, and Ned seem most disturbed by his presence.

But what were we to do? …

Episode 12: The Vault of Amaunator

Part the First: Tablets & Scrolls

14 Mirtul, Evening(?) – ???

All things considered, it was a pretty productive hour’s rest.

First, there was the Orc cleric’s dagger. As he fiddled with it, Scalrag detected a gentle rattling within. “I know this music,” he muttered, and began working the pommel, which popped open after a moment to reveal a hidden compartment inside the grip – and within, a most mysterious scroll fragment.

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“Ah,” Fauss said, taking the scrap of parchment carefully in his hand. “This is a magical formula using an ancient blah blah blabbity blah blah. It appears to describe a yadda yadda yadda.”

At least, that was what Scalrag heard. The key take-away was that the dagger was a life-stealer, and potentially very deadly indeed. Moreover, it might be possible to put other, similar scrolls into the dagger to achieve other effects.

Next, there was the tablet. Initially, Scalrag’s interest in the smashed altar at the center of them temple chamber had been purely curious, but as he dug through the wreckage, he soon realized that the altar had once held an image – and that they could, with some effort, put the pieces back together. With a bit of help, they soon had their result:

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Scalrag tapped his foot as he pondered the reassembled tablet, absentmindedly turning a useless bit of stone in his hand.

“Hmm. Alright. I initially thought that, uh … Guy here was sitting atop a, er, Flying … Boat? Chair? Thing? Let’s go with Flying Thing.

“But maybe we should look at it like this …” he said, shifting his position. “So Guy is actually … is he being lowered into something? A vat? Or is that thing at the bottom a demon, maybe? Is Guy going to Hell? Or coming out?

“And what’s that thing on top? A gryphon? A dragon, maybe?”

He wrinkled his nose. “I like these better when it’s just, like, a goat or something,” he mumbled, petulantly throwing away the stone in his hand.

At that moment, Mosely and Matrim seemed suddenly to step through the Wall. “Hi guys,” Mosely said cheerfully. “Fancy seeing you here.” Scalrag was agape.

“How…? It’s not a barrier?”

Mosely arched an eyebrow and turned around, then stood staring at the shimmering Wall . “One way?” he said to no one in particular. “Why would you …?”

“So that people can come in, but not get out,” Bjorn explained. “Fauss was correct: this place is surely a prison of some kind.”

“Well, shit,” Mosely said. Then he cocked his head and approached the pentagram circle on the floor, the Wall of Force temporarily forgotten. “Fauss, did you see this? A Ward of Binding, if I’m not mistaken. For something … beneath this chamber, am I right?”

Fauss looked nonplussed. “My assessment exactly,” he said haughtily, and shot his companions a look that dared them to disagree. No one bothered.

“Ooh,” Mosely cooed excitedly, “look at that!” He hurried over to the tablet and examined it closely. “Well, well – this puts me in the mind of the ancient Netharese myth of the Old King.”

Fauss’ eyes lit up. “Of course! He who was cast down into the Abyss for his many vile deeds!”

“Hang on,” Jandar said. “Are you saying this is a prison for this King?”

“Well, no,” Fauss replied, suddenly unsure. “The legends go back thousands of years. He must be dead by now – if he ever existed.”

Dudley pounded the wall with a mailed fist. “Whatever is in this place, the bad orcs wanted it. So we must find it and ensure they can never have it. And then we must go to Dragonspear Castle to rescue my sister, Matilda.”

Scalrag nodded. “Alright, let’s get on with it.”

Part the Second: Deeper & Darker

14 Mirtul – Moments later

They proceeded carefully down a winding staircase, mindful of traps and wards. At the bottom they found an unadorned stone door, sealed tightly with wax. In a nearby alcove was another set of mithril armor, which thankfully did not animate at their approach.

As he examined the door, Scalrag suddenly paused and sniffed the air. “Do you smell that?” he asked.

“Ned broke wind,” Dudley said apologetically. “I think it was something he ate.”

Scalrag shook his head. “No, not that, it’s …” he turned and peered at the armour. “I think there’s a breeze coming from that alcove.”

They quickly moved the armour aside and discovered several cracks in the ancient wall, through which air was most definitely passing. A secret passage? There seemed to be no mechanism…

Mosely smirked. “Oh, we have a mechanism – Jandar, you’re up!”

The mighty barbarian set about the wall with his trusty maul, tirelessly landing blow after blow until at last he broke through to reveal a sizable cave beyond. Entering carefully, the party ascertained that the cave had been deliberately dug – as evidenced by the large hole in one corner, through which something had burrowed up. Fauss volunteered to be lowered into the inky opening, but soon returned – it was a hundred feet down, and there was no way to know what awaited them down there.

“Let’s tie some rope together and check it out,” Bjorn said grimly.

Scalrag raised his hand. “Um, why would we do that?”

“We need a way out,” the nordling said reasonably.

“So, your plan is to go down into that gods-forsaken hole and wander around in utter darkness until we just happen to pop up where we need to be?” Scalrag sneered.

“I have faith that Uthgar will guide and guard us,” Bjorn said solemnly .

“Okay, sure,” Scalrag replied, “but let’s think about this: we’re here to find out what the orcs were after – and they clearly weren’t after this cave, because it’s not part of the main dungeon-prison-complex thing. Whatever they wanted is obviously beyond that door back there.”

“But Scalrag,” Dudley protested. “The door is sealed – surely we should leave it so. We do not want to free whatever is down here.”

“What if we do?” Scalrag countered. “What if it’s something good and the Orcs were coming to destroy it?”

“Never mind that,” Matrim cut in, “if it’s evil then we oughta destroy it.”

In the end they took a vote, and it was decided to explore beyond the stone door before descending into the horrible blackness. Mosely insisted that they prep a rope, so that they could begin climbing quickly if need be. As he coiled the rope next to the hole, the bard suddenly let out a squeaking gasp and scrambled hurriedly back from the opening. A huge, hairy leg probed its way out, followed by another, and then more as a horse-sized spider clambered into the cave!

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It seemed, however, that the beast had not expected company, and as it raised its forelegs menacingly, Jandar rushed in and crushed one of its limbs with his maul. Dudley was right behind, cutting and slashing with his sword, and before the spider could recover, Bjorn delivered a vicious kick that burst one of the spider’s iridescent eyeballs and sent it tumbling back down the hole from whence it had come. After a couple seconds they detected a faint, wet thud as it hit the ground below.

“Drow!” Fauss spar. Scalrag rolled his eyes.

“It was just a spider, man. A colossal, hairy spider.”

As the colour began to return to Mosely’s face, they left the cave and returned to the stone door.

Part the Third: The Old King’s Prison

14 Mirtul – Moments later

The door showed no sign of lock or trap, so they forced it open. Beyond was a wide corridor of gleaming alabaster, with five more stone doors. The door directly opposite them was covered in carved script, and a golden disc sat in its center.

Don’t mind if I do, Scalrag thought, advancing.

There was a sudden snap beneath his foot, like a log on a fire. Son of a –

A thunderclap filled the corridor, hurling Scalrag against the wall. Behind him, Jandar covered his ears and kept his feet, but Dudley and Fauss were knocked to the floor by the blast. The elf pushed himself up and looked around. “WHAT?” he shouted. “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

 Then the four unmarked doors ground open and from each stepped a fearsome skeletal warrior. As one, the undead raised ancient swords and attacked!

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The wights used a combination of savage sword blows and necrotic magic, but the party proved their equal and better. Bjorn bought time by Turning the wights, giving his companions openings to strike.

Though initially wounded, Scalrag counter-attacked and destroyed one wight before falling back to be healed by Mosely. Dudley swiftly cut a second wight down, and Jandar smashed another into shattered bones and broken armour. Bjorn crushed the last with his Spiritual Hammer.

Searching the sarcophagi from which the wights had emerged, the party found a fortune in gems and other precious stones, along with a few oddities, including an iron chime, a pewter choker, a stone urn and a suspiciously well-preserved wooden ring.

Examining the fifth and final door, Scalrag found that the golden disc set into it bore an emblem:

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He also found that amidst the ancient scripts that adorned the door was a line in old elvish: In the name of Amaunator, the Dawn Shall Arise.

“Amaunator,” Fauss breathed. “One of the old gods. It is said that at some point he … split, and one aspect of him became Lathander.”

“So whatever’s behind that door was imprisoned in His name?” Matrim asked.

Scalrag examined the disc and found that it popped out easily. He looked at it, then called Bjorn over. “Hey, do you think this will fit in that warhammer we pulled off that orc in the fire-trap room?”

Bjorn – a nordling through and through – made it fit.

When he was done, he admired the weapon. “I believe that the holy symbol of Amaunator has given this hammer magical properties,” he explained. “It is now a Hammer of Disruption – a destroyer of the undead.” He sighed. “But I cannot wield a weapon consecrated to another god.”

Dudley stepped forward and volunteered to carry the hammer, offering his magic sword to Fauss. They then turned their attention to the door they had entered through – it seemed more spiders had crawled up from the pit and were trying to force their way in. With Jandar, Dudley and Bjorn providing most of the muscle, they managed to use the sarcophagus lids to bar the door.

But what of the fifth door?

“I think whatever’s inside is good,” Scalrag said. “I mean, it was guarded by undead, and they’re evil, right?”

Bjorn shook his head. “Not necessarily. The undead are frequently evil – but not always. In life, those wights might have been noble warriors of pure intent who willingly gave their bodies to protect this place from intruders.”

Scalrag considered this. “Well, I still think we need to see what’s inside. I mean, we’ve already tripped every trap and defeated every guardian – there’s nothing left between this door and anyone else who finds their way down here. If we don’t go in, someone else will.”

“Some of us didn’t want to come this way,” Mosely reminded him testily.

“And some of us didn’t want to climb down a dreadful pit and get eaten by spiders,” Scalrag retorted.

“What are we doing about the door?” Matrim asked by way of getting them back on track.

“We’re opening it,” Scalrag said with conviction – and to his surprise, the others agreed.

Beyond the door was a large chamber. Four more sarcophagi were lined up, and hanging in the air in front of the door was a blazing sword whose very blade was made of crackling energy. The tip of the blade was pointed at the opposite wall.

Or rather, at a man chained to the wall.

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His face was locked in a grimace of pain, but he gave no sign of being aware of the group. Some kind of stasis? Scalrag wondered. Bjorn confirmed that while the sword had a powerful aura of good, the chained man radiated the darkest evil.

They had no idea what to do next.

Fearing what might happen if they interfered, they agreed that no one should touch anything in the chamber, and soon retreated to the corridor outside, closing the door behind them. Mosely summoned a Tiny Hut for them to shelter inside, and Bjorn created food to sustain them. While they ate and rested, Mosely knelt by himself and closed his eyes, Sending messages to his old master and to the demi-lich Tasha, asking for advice.

The master proved little help, but Tasha’s answer was more interesting: She referred to the sword as “the Ancient Sun Blade of Amaunator, an artifact of power,” and implied that it kept “The Old King” bound. But she had no advice for how they should proceed.

They debated their course for some time, but could not agree on a course of action. As the debate dragged on, Scalrag grew bored and turned to examine some of the treasures they’d claimed from the wights. He picked up the iron chime, nonchalantly struck it against the alabaster floor – and was promptly is amazed by its basso tone.

Even more remarkable was the tremendous vibration: lasting far longer than was reasonable, it built and built until Scalrag could feel it in his lungs; his teeth chattered and sandy waves formed in the stone-dust on the floor. In the corner, Ned howled and buried his furry head beneath his paws.

Flakes of oxidized metal shook off the chime, revealing a polished surface under the patina, delicately engraved with arcane sigils and a single word, written in a language Scalrag did not understand.

“Huh,” Mosely said.

“Quite so,” Scalrag replied and set the chime down carefully. Then he picked up the stone urn. “Let’s see what’s in here!”

After a moment’s struggle, he was able to scrape through the strange adhesive holding the cover in place; it popped free with a hiss of escaping air.

Scalrag’s nose was immediately assaulted by the aroma of fresh garlic. Across the Tiny Hut, Ned sneezed and growled, glaring at Scalrag through a furrowed brow. The rogue ignored him and looked into the urn.

His eyes went wide and he swallowed hard. The urn trembled slightly as he gazed into it. “Oh my gods, you guys,” he squeaked. “Teeth! They’re teeth!”

Fauss cocked his head. “What are you on about?”

Scalrag set the urn down and took a step back. “It’s full of teeth!” he hissed.

Fauss stepped forward and peered into the urn. Nestled amongst improbably well-preserved cloves of garlic lay dozens, perhaps hundreds, of long, sharp, serrated teeth. Upon closer examination, the teeth appeared to have narrow channels running through their centers.

The elf blinked in confusion. “But … the urn must be thousands of years old. This should  all be naught but dust by now!”

Scalrag was pacing. “Oh man, this reminds me of a nightmare I used to have. I’m walking around South Gate, right, and I see Felicia the Flower Girl, so of course I go to say hi, but when I open my mouth to speak, one of my teeth falls out! So I bend over to pick it up and Felicia asks what’s happening, and I try to tell her, but every time I open my mouth, more of my teeth pop out.” He was squatting now, moving his hands over the floor, pantomiming his remembered dream. “So my teeth keep falling out, and I keep picking them up until finally I’ve got them all gathered and I look down and they’re smiling at me.” He looked at his companions. “Is that messed up? That’s messed up, right?”

There was silence for a moment, and then Bjorn strode over and crouched next to Scalrag, placing a broad hand on his shoulder. “Scalrag,” the cleric said gently, “no one cares about your stupid dream.”

Scalrag ignored him and, crawling on all fours, approached the urn and peeked inside again. “Guys,” he whispered. “Look at these teeth. They’re hollow … and packed in garlic!” His eyes went wide. “Nine Hells, guys – these are vampire teeth!”

Mosely regarded him, arms crossed. “You know a lot about vampires?”

Scalrag sat back on his haunches and wrinkled his nose. “Well, no … but I did date a girl once who was into biting.”

The bard arched an eyebrow.

“No, really,” Scalrag said earnestly. “Her name was Surrey – Surrey … Rainer, I think. Long black hair, piercing eyes, body like Wow!, you know?” He stood up and gazed at a point just behind Mosely, reminiscing. “She’d do this thing, right, where she’d bite me – hard – on the lip. Like, until I bled! And then she’d lick off the blood and get, uh … really excited, and – well, it was pretty hot, let me tell you …” he trailed off, suddenly deep in thought.

His right eye twitched and he looked directly at Mosely. “Holy shit, dude – was I banging a vampire?”

Mosely sighed inwardly and gave a tight smile. “Sounds like it,” he said patronizingly. “You’re lucky to have escaped with your life, Scalrag.”

The rogue nodded emphatically, the sarcasm going over his head. “Yeah. Yeah! I am lucky. She probably kept me alive because my blood tastes like a winner’s, you know? Terrific blood, the best blood!” he turned away, talking mostly to himself now.

Bjorn rolled his eyes. “Stop encouraging him,” he whispered to Mosely, who could only shake his head.

With mysteries piling one upon the other, they agreed that the best course of action was for everyone to get some rest. Perhaps the morrow, with its promise of rested minds and filled bellies, would bring answers.

15 Mirtul, Early Morning(?) – ???

Scalrag was sat up and gripping his dagger even before his eyes popped open; in his line of work, it paid to be ready for a fight before you awoke.

His eyes darted around the Tiny Hut. Something was wrong, he knew – but what? The others seemed to be sleeping soundly.

Mostly – Fauss’ spot was empty. Jandar and Dudley’s, too.

Shit. Scalrag rose, quickly donned on his armor, and buckled on his sword. Then he picked his way carefully to the Hut‘s exit and poked his head out into the corridor.

He froze.

The door to the Old King’s Prison was open – and standing in the doorway, framed by the blazing light of the magic sword, Fauss stood alone.

Son of a bitch!

Mosely’s Tale: Gillian and her Son

-by Aaron Brennan

14 Mirtul, Afternoon – Gillian’s Hill

From a shadowed hallway, Mosely watched Shiana tuck the petrified rose into her robe as Scalrag slipped out the door. For a moment, a childish grin flickered across his face but it was quickly masked as he stepped out into the light.

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“Shiana,” he called out, “Where do you want these?”

“Oh, there you are. Over this way please. Lysette was asking for them earlier.” The cleric waved him over and they made their way towards the far side of the makeshift clinic, weaving between the beds of sick and wounded.

“That’s a pretty rose.” The bard remarked.

Shiana was unable to hide her smile. “Yes. Scalrag gave it to me.”

Mosely nodded and offered only a pensive “Mmm” in response as he set down the box of bandages next to Lysette.

“Here you two,” the Apothecary said, “Can you take a look at this one?”

A man in his early 30s lay on thrushes atop a stone counter that served as a makeshift bed. His ribs were wrapped in linen that was once clean, but now dark with dried blood.

“These need to be changed.” Shiana prodded them gently and the man winced in pain.

“Hang in there, buddy. This won’t take long.” Mosely wiped the man’s brow with a dampened cloth and helped Shiana remove the soiled bandages.

Shiana’s brow furrowed as she watched the bard dress the man’s wounds. “You have a healer’s hands.”

Shiana

Again the bard was uncharacteristically silent, offering only a nod in response.

“You know,” Shiana said. “Scalrag is actually a very nice person.”

“Yes,” Mosely smiled bemusedly but remained concentrated on his work. “I know. Hold this please.”

“You know? Then why did you say those things about him. It seems like you two are always fighting.”

The bard finished the linen wrap and pinned the ends to keep them in place. “Sibling rivalry.”

“What?” Shiana looked confused. ”You guys are…?”

“No, not literally. But yes, we are like brothers. ” The bard disposed of the old bandages and began washing his hands in a large stone basin.

Shiana followed him. “So…you care about him?”

“Very much. Though I’ll deny it if you ever repeat a word of this to anyone. And believe me, I can be quite convincing.”

“But…why the animosity? He truly seems to dislike you.”

Mosely turned on her suddenly. “Listen, Shiana. Scalrag walks a dangerous line in life. He has so much potential, but he is easily tempted. Not by greed, or rather, not only by greed, but he is tempted by fate.”

“What do you mean ‘tempted by fate’?”

The bard sighed in resignation, as a parent would when they realize they must explain the truth behind the story of Yule Father to their child.

“Scalrag is the kind of man who can make enemies easily. He is drawn towards danger… or maybe it is more accurate to say that danger is drawn towards him. What I mean is that he needs a foil. A nemesis. It is better to be me than someone who would make it their mission to destroy him …although lately I wonder if I have failed.”

“Failed? Failed what…? Are you trying to… to protect him?” She asked incredulously.

“I prefer the term ‘distraction’, but yes, the idea is the same. Shiana… there are forces in this world that could squash him like a bug, and he is just the kind of person to run up to them and spit in their eye and… I can’t allow that to happen. This world needs people like him.”

Shiana thought for a moment before giving Mosely a hard stare. “And you… You’re so serious right now…”

The bard smirked and raised an eyebrow, prompting her to continue.

“…So…all that…bravado is…?”

Mosely smiled and offered a mock bow. “The greatest show on Abeir-Toril.”

“I see,” Shiana seemed unconvinced, but her expression softened. “So. What about me?”

“That depends.” The grin faded and the bard was once again all-business. “What are your intentions towards Scalrag?”

“I… to be honest I don’t know yet. He’s nice. I like him… But it’s still early…so I guess I’m just waiting to see what happens next.”

Mosely studied her for an uncomfortable half-minute. “Very well. We’ll see what happens next. But if you hurt him in any way, I won’t hesitate to ruin you.”

Shiana stiffened haughtily. “Ruin me?? Are you threatening me?”

“Just a warning. A man – or woman – is only as good as their reputation. Like I said, I can be very convincing.”

A scowl darkened the priestess’ face but before she could respond, Mosely lifted his pack and turned towards the door. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go catch up with my friends.” The bard glanced down at the petrified rose. ”But first I need to make a small stop…”

We have found Ned (who is a big black dog).

I have not yet found Matilda, who is my sister. But we have found Ned, who is her big black dog. Thanks to my best friend Scalrag we also now knowe where Matilda is, and soon we will go rescue her.

As soon, that is, as we investigate some evil-doing.

When we arrived at Gillian’s Hill some of my friends went to the trinket shoppe, and some went to a place where there were many bookes to reade.  I however was anxious to discover news of my missing sister, and so with the help of the priestess  Shiana we had met at the keep I began to question all the refugees arriving from the south. Several remembered Matilda, but none had seen her since Liam’s Hold had fallen to the gnolls.

Just then I saw one of the girls we had rescued running. At first I thought she was in trouble, or being chased. But she had seen her missing family–and with her family was Ned, who is my sister Matilda’s big black dog! They had found him on the road!

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I was so happy to see him, and he licked my face and I gave him many many hugs.

I asked Ned if he knew where Matilda was, and he trotted to the road south. “Not yet Ned,” I said, “not now, for we must find my friends and gather more supplies.”

Not long after this there was the ringing of a bell at the Temple of Chauntea, and a commotion. I ran towards the commotion with Ned, fearing evil. I was right! Someone bad had attacked this place which is a good place because Chauntea is a goddess of the harvest and the harvest is important, and they had smashed a hole into mysterious passages below. My friends soon joined me there.

dwarfWe were not the only ones theyre. There was also another group, led by a lady dwarf, who did not seem to want us theyre. Fauss, who becomes ever more clever by the day, listened to their conversation while invisible, and told us: the other party wanted money to search for evil below. I do not know what she would say this, but perhaps they have many expenses? We do not have so many, for we do not even remember to buy food. In any case I told the priest that we would do it for free, because that is the good thing to do. Although I am not so clever, I knew that if the orcs or gnolls or evil shamans or necromancers wanted something from here so much, surely it was our duty to stop them!

The lady dwarf did not seem happy at this news, although I do not understand why because we saved her a dangerous trip into the tunnels below.

tome.jpgAlso, it was then that Scalrag told me something awesome: he had asked a head in the trinket shoppe about Matilda, and the head had said that my sister was in the castle of Dragonspear! I do not know why there was a head in the shoppe there, or how one can speak to a head, but now we had a place to search! He also gave me a booke, which is an amazing booke with some pictures on how to fight better and which has some big words but Scalrag and Fauss offered to explain them to me when I read it.

And so we went down into the tunnels below. Sybill the owl stayed above, as did Matrim and Mosely. I think they did not trust the dwarf lady, or maybe Matrim has a thing for beards.

golemStoneAfter a while we came to a large room with a statue, spider webbes above, and several dead orcs. The orcs looked like they had been battered, and Scalrag suggested that maybe the statue had done it. When we looked at it there was blood on its fistes so I think he was right.

We crept carefully around the statue in the hope that it would not awaken again. However, as soon as one of us reached the passage on the other side of the room it awoke! Also, lots of tiny spiders started to descend from the ceiling and tried to biyte us!

Fauss was clever again, and made a webbe appeared that bound the statue, and also burnt many of the small spiders with fiyre from his fingers. We all ran to the other side of the room, and down a passage deep into the depths. The statue did not follow us. This was good.

The next chamber we came too was filled with pillars, and a white fine dust lay upon the floor. There were footprints leading to two more orc bodies. One had been burned to a crisp, while the other—laying nearest the door at the far end—seemed to have died some other way. We did not knowe how.

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Scalrag suspects a trappe, and so Fauss did yet another clever thing and sent an invisible magical servant (who I will call “Henry” since that seems a very good name) into the room. Henry moved about and pulled at the bodies and even tugged the orc’s warhammer back to us, but this did not set off any traps.

The hammer seemed quite nice and I do not have one since I lost mine in the swamps so I put it in my pack.

Scalrag walked carefully to the other side of the room, and began to examine the door. The rest of us followed, making sure to stay where there were footprints. I kept Ned close.

will-o-the-wisp copy.jpgAfter a while, Scalrag found some sort of mechanism in the body of the other orc and placed it in the door. No sooner had he done so though when two will-of-the-wisps attacked us with little lightning bolts. We fought them off, but I made the mistake of stepping somewhere new and suddenly fire appeared and burned me bad. It happened again too. I was very singed.

In the blink of an eye Ned bit one of the wisps I had wounded and finished it off, and the others destroyed the second. During the fighte Scalrag ran into the next room. He calls it a “taktikul-wiyth-drawal” and it is a holy rite of his people.

f3f0329c0fba46a0988a544fafa71511.jpgThe next room contained the ruins of an ancient altar, a strange magical circle on the floor, and suits of immaculate armour around the walls. There was a raised walkway at the far end, and yet another door.

Fauss and Bjorn studied the circle and altar, while I looked at the armour. The metal of these, I think, was what we sometimes call dwarf-steel, as light and as strong as anything I have ever seen. It is very very rare indeed!

We decided to press on, and so Scalrag moved to open the door. “Wait!,” said Bjorn in the commanding tone he uses when something is important or if something is annoying him or if speaking to small children or men or if he wants to order lunch or is saying hello, and at once we knew something might be wrong. I only had time to step back into a corner when there was a tremendous blast of arcane fyre! BOOM!

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Scalrag is quite flammable it seems and was very badly singed. As if that was not enough, a barrier of blue energy appeared at the far end of the room to blocke our exit, and many of the suits of armour awoke to attack us! It was a trap!

I rushed to Scalrag’s side as I shouted words of encouragement. “Worry not, friend Scalrag! Good will usually triumph!”. So too did Ned—rushed to his side that is, not shouted, for he barks more than shouts—although Scalrag did not seem that happy to see him. Together we destroyed some armour in an alcove before it could hurt us.

400px-animated_armor_full.pngFauss was really really smart AGAIN and used his web to slow some of the suits, and then magics to damage them. Bjorn too smashed at them with his hammers, wielding both steel and of faith as righteous weapons of retribution.

But the bravest person of all was Jandar, who with no thought to his own safety charged into the room with a barbarian shout and attacked two of the armour-creatures at once! I could hardly believe it. Ned and I rushed to help him, and together (but mainly Jandar, with some help from Scalrag too) we finished off these steel foes. Ned was hurte a bit, and this made me sad. I must protect him better, for he is my sister’s big black dog.

This just left one fighting Bjorn on the raised walkway at the end of the room. I tried to jump up and grab its leg, but missed. Moments later however Scalrag ran along a railing, jumped on my shoulders, and then launched a kick at the suit—smashing in into pieces! Awesome!

With this we stopped a while to recover and bandage our wounds. Two of the suits had not come to life, and Bjorn and I claimed them in the name of all things good. It fits much better than my old orc armour!

We also looked more closely at the smashed pieces of the altar, and tried to see what mysteries it had once depicted. I was not so good at this, but after some time, my friends were able to assemble it into a picture which looked like this:

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We do not know what it means, but seems to be a man riding some sort of magical mechanical broccoli.

It is good that we do this thing, for the thoughts of orcs and gnolls astride steel vegetables of such great arcane power is too much to contemplate.

 

Episode 11: Trinkets, Temples & Traps – Oh My!

Part the First: Head-to-Head

14 Mirtul, Morning – Gillian’s Hill

Scalrag had visited Gillian’s Hill once before. Well, perhaps it would be more accurate to say that he had once raced through the hamlet on a stolen horse in the dead of night, less than an hour ahead of a bounty hunter in service to a Daggerford merchant who did not appreciate his new nickname – “Master Cuckold” –  nor Scalrag’s part in his gaining it.

At any rate, the place had seemed idyllic enough, and so it came as a shock to see it now: What once had been the pastoral home of barely eighty people was now a disorganized encampment of some six hundred refugees or more. It was scarcely possible to walk in a straight line without pushing people aside, and the noise – what a din! Men arguing, women weeping, children shrieking, animals cawing, mooing and bleating. The only thing worse was the smell: heaped trash, streams of waste and the sticky stench of unwashed bodies, all laced with the unmistakable tang of fear.

But up ahead, an oasis: a small shop, titled Tasha’s Trinkets – and not a soul within a dozen yards of the door. While Fauss and Bjorn elected to press on towards the town’s famous library, Scalrag and Jandar made for the store; Dudley was already off on his own, animatedly interviewing first one refugee then the next, looking for news of his beloved sister Matilda and her big, black dog, Ned.

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Inside, Tasha’s Trinkets was a confused mess of mismatched shelving, tables and overturned boxes, all heaped high with the most remarkable collection of tchotchke that Scalrag had ever seen. He felt an immediate urge to possess it all, and was so enthralled that he didn’t notice the waifish girl behind the cluttered counter.

“Welcome,” she said, not looking up from a small book. “I’m Penelope. Let me know if you need anything.”

Scalrag nodded in greeting and began to wander the store. To his right, Jandar was already digging into an old chest.

Scalrag’s gaze flitted from one bauble to the next, unable to decide where to begin. As he turned first one way and then the next, his hand tipped something over. Looking down, he saw a chess piece cast in glass lying on an old book. He examined the piece – a knight – and found it remarkably similar in design to the rook he’d carried in his pocket since he’d unthinkingly swiped it from a merchant’s stall a decade earlier. He blinked and took a closer look at the book the knight had been resting on. Based on the language and various illustrations, it was a martial manual of some sort – perhaps a primer for young knights. Scalrag tucked it under his arm.

Suddenly it was hours later, and between them Scalrag and Jandar had amassed a small pile of curios, which they laid out on the counter. “How much?” both men asked at once.

Penelope looked up from her book (for perhaps the first time since they’d entered) and blinked. “Oh, you’re still here. How nice.” She glanced at the items before her and sniffed. “I just watch the store,” she said. “You’ll have to speak to grand-mama to settle any purchases.” She set aside her book, reached under the counter and placed a melon-sized silk bag upon the counter. She gave both men a sideways glance. “You haven’t been here before,” she observed. “So brace yourselves. Grand-mama can be … intimidating.” Then she settled into an over-sized leather armchair, closed her eyes, took a deep breath – and went suddenly limp.

“Hey – are you alright?” Jandar asked, concern writ across his rugged features. He might have vaulted the counter then and there, had Scalrag not reached out and grabbed his arm.

“Jandar,” Scalrag said, his eyes fixed on the silk bag, “I need you to be cool, okay?”

The barbarian turned to demand an explanation – and saw that the bag had fallen open to reveal its contents.

Tasha

“I-is that…?” Scalrag began.

” … a leering skull set with jewels in its eyes and mouth.” Jandar confirmed.

Penelope gave a sudden shuddering gasp and twitched in the chair, soundlessly working her jaw as one might do after being punched in the mouth by the husband of a lady who, you’re sorry to say, really is shaped like a barrel of mead.

Her eyes still closed, Penelope began to speak in a voice that was most certainly not her own.

WHO COMES TO BARTER WITH TASHA?

“Er, Scalrag and Jandar,” the rogue replied uncertainly. “We are adventurers who wish to purchase some of your fine wares, Madame Tasha. And may I just say,” he added foolishly, “that you look great.” Beside him, Jandar sighed and rolled his eyes.

DO NOT MOCK ME, MORTAL.

“I’m not,” the now-committed Scalrag protested, “You are the finest-looking skull I have ever seen. I love what you’ve done with the jewels. The ruby fronts are just incredible.”

ENOUGH. BARTER OR BEGONE.

Jandar pushed his companion aside and pointed to a trio of items: an engraved copper collar, an ivory pawn, and a jar containing what looked worryingly like a thick, forked tongue floating in a viscous amber fluid. “This is what I want,” he said and placed a small gem on the counter. “Will you accept this in trade?”

AH, MOONSTONE. MANY USES. FOR THIS, YOU MAY HAVE THE TORC. TAKE ALSO THE PAWN, WHICH IS WORTHLESS TO ME.

“Hmph, I accept,” Jandar said and lifted the collar to the light. The inscription upon it read, The white birds will vanish from the north and a great evil will die and be reborn. Shrugging, the Rashemi put the collar around his neck. Of its own accord, it cinched itself closed and Jandar felt a static charge from his feet to his scalp. Something had changed – for the better, he felt.

Although the head did not move, Scalrag now felt Tasha’s unearthly attention upon him.

AN INTERESTING SELECTION REMAINS. WHAT DO YOU OFFER IN TRADE?

Scalrag looked at the items. In addition to the floating tongue, the glass knight and the old book, he had also chosen a petrified rose and a firefly preserved in glass. “Well, I have quite a bit of money here,” he answered, fumbling for his purse.

COIN? HOW DULL.

“It’s legal custom,” Scalrag sniffed defensively. “Accepted by every merchant in the land.”

DO I STRIKE YOU AS ONE CONCERNED BY THE LEGALITIES OF THE MORTAL WORLD?

“Er, well …”

INTRIGUE ME, HUMAN. OR LEAVE EMPTY-HANDED.

Scalrag scowled. “Alright,” he said, reaching into his pack. “You want to be intrigued? Then tell me what you think of this.” He placed the music box upon the counter.

In her armchair, Penelope let out a low hiss.

YOU OFFER THIS IN TRADE? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?  Tasha made no effort to hide her incredulity.

“Sister, you have no idea what I know about this thing,” Scalrag said smugly.

VERY WELL. THE ITEMS ARE YOURS.

“Now hold on,” Scalrag said, raising a finger. “We both know that this box is worth more than what’s currently on the counter. I think we need to -“

WHAT MORE DO YOU REQUIRE?

Scalrag paused and chewed his lip. This was going better than he’d expected. “Uh, I want your rarest and most mysterious coin,” he announced.

AGREED.

A foot away, a small box filled with assorted coins began shaking, and a single copper coin rose out of the box, rolled itself along the counter, and came to a stop in front of Scalrag.

“Okay, “he said, duly impressed. “I also want those charms on the shelf over there. The whole set.”

ACCEPTABLE.

One by one, the little charms – carved from wood, stone and bone – popped themselves into a small leather pouch, which then leaped toad-like across the floor and into Scalrag’s hand.

“Now,” he pressed, growing cocky. “I want you to answer a question.”

AH, SO YOU VALUE MORE THAN JUST THE MATERIAL. INTERESTING. KNOWLEDGE IS PRECIOUS. I WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION AND SURRENDER THE ITEMS YOU HAVE CHOSEN, IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR TREASURE. DO YOU ACCEPT?

Scalrag sensed that he had pushed Tasha as far as was advisable. “Yes, I think we -“

THE BARGAIN IS STRUCK.

An absolute silence descended on the shop. It endured for a long moment before Scalrag finally spoke.

“That didn’t happen with Jandar…?”

SOME ARRANGEMENTS ARE MORE BINDING THAN OTHERS. Tasha chuckled; the sound made Scalrag queasy.

ASK YOUR QUESTION.

Scalrag chewed his lip and thought of the treacherous djinn from issue 89 of Ragnar the Unchained, remembering how it had been crucial to word one’s wishes very carefully.

He took a breath. “Where can I find Matilda of Bowshot, daughter of Duddle?” he asked, speaking deliberately.

There was no answer. Penelope sat in the chair, breathing steadily. Jandar shifted impatiently. Outside, a goat walked up to the shop window, peered inside for a moment and then trotted off.

Scalrag leaned in close to Tasha. “Uh, hello?” he said into the skull’s open mouth. “Is this thing on?”

Penelope gasped. Scalrag jumped back as if he’d been bitten.

DRAGONSPEAR.

“As in, Dragonspear Cas-“

OUR BUSINESS IS CONCLUDED. PENELOPE WILL SHOW YOU OUT.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

Penelope’s eyes fluttered open and she rose from the chair, stretching and rubbing the back of her neck. She nonchalantly wrapped the head up in the bag and returned it to its hiding place behind the counter, as if this were no more unusual than sweeping up at the end of the day.

“Are you okay?” Scalrag asked.

Penelope nodded and smiled. “Mm-hmm. Just a little nap. How did things go with grand-mama?”

“Weird,” Jandar answered.

“Oh good,” Penelope said, and returned to her book.

Part the Second: Reunions & Roses

14 Mirtul, Afternoon – Gillian’s Hill

As Jandar and Scalrag exited the shop, a bell sounded nearby. A commotion began, somewhere near the town center. When they arrived, Bjorn was already there, along with Fauss, who seemed in a foul mood.

“Where’s your girlfriend?” Scalrag asked the cleric.

“Molly – my shieldmaiden – is still in the library,” Bjorn replied, referring to the nordling refugee who had started following him around like a fawn. “We found a most remarkable tome, and she is transcribing it for me.”

“Cool story, bro,” Scalrag said, and jerked his head towards Fauss. “What’s got his goat?”

Fauss glared at him. “I was in the middle of some very important research,” the elf said testily, “when this racket began. I would have ignored it, but with the enemy ever on our heels, I thought it best not to, lest I find myself trapped alone inside the library.”

“So what’s happening?” Jandar asked, cutting to the chase.

The question was answered when Dudley suddenly appeared. “My friends, come quickly! Father Arno says Something Bad has happened at the Temple of Chauntea. We must investigate and chastise those responsible, so that the refugees here will know that Good Usually Triumphs!”

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As he finished speaking, there was a rumbling bark, and an immense black mastiff lopped into view, charging directly at Dudley. Scalrag fumbled for his sword. “Look out!”

Dudley turned towards the dog, smiled and threw his arms open, scooping the animal up in a huge embrace, and receiving a number of sloppy licks in return. After a moment, Dudley set the dog down and patted it on the head.

“Scalrag, do you not recognize Ned?”

“Uh…”

“This is Ned, my sister Matilda’s big black dog!”

Scalrag took a step back. “That’s … great, Dudley.”

“I know. Ned, this is my good friend Scalrag. Say hello, Ned!”

The dog fixed Scalrag with a stare and flattened its ears.

“Oh ho,” Dudley exclaimed. “I think he must like you, Scalrag – he does not do that for anyone else!”

“Er, yeah, great,” Scalrag said, trying to keep Bjorn between himself and the beast. “Listen, Dudley, I have some news: I think Matilda is being held in Dragonspear Castle.”

“So too my wychlaran, Fyevarra,” Jandar said somberly.

Bjorn scratched his chin. “And perhaps our missing Jessiclaire.”

Fauss narrowed his eyes. “How do you know this, Scalrag?”

“It’s a long story …”

“We do not have time to tell stories, Scalrag!” Dudley interjected. “We must go to the Temple and right the wrong done there – and then we will make haste to this Castle you mentioned to save Jessiclaire and Fyevarra and Matilda, who is my sister and will want to see Ned, her big black dog who has found me because he is such a clever dog, aren’t you, Ned? Yes, you are!”

While the rest of the party headed for the Temple, Scalrag first made a detour to the makeshift clinic on the edge of the village. Here Lysette the Apothecary brewed simple teas and remedies to ease the peasants’ suffering, while Shiana tended to minor injuries and wounds. Scalrag found the women taking a well-earned break and asked Shiana to speak with him in private.

“Is everything alright?” she asked as they stepped into the shadow of an old shed.

Scalrag nodded. “Oh yeah, we’re great. Are you guys okay? Things going alright?”

Shiana looked over her shoulder. “We’re very busy, Scalrag. Many need our help.”

He nodded again. “Right, of course. Sure. Um, look, I know you’re busy and everything, but I wanted to tell you … I feel really bad that all this has happened.”

“I don’t…?” Shiana said, cocking her head.

“This whole gods-awful mess with the war, you know? I can see you’re a good person, a decent person, and I don’t think it’s fair that you’ve had to deal with so much death and horror by yourself.”

She put a hand on his arm. “The gods do not give us more than we can endure,” she said sagely.

“Yeah, I don’t know about that,” he began, then thought better of it. “Never mind. Look, what I do know is that you deserve a better deal than you’ve got. I can’t change what’s happened, but maybe I can make things a little less bad. So I got you this.” He held up the petrified rose. Shiana’s eyes went wide.

“I saw it and thought of … oh gods – is this, like, a deadly insult where you’re from?”

“N-no!”

“Okay,” he smiled nervously, “So maybe you could take it? Because you look a bit freaked out.”

She reached out and took the rose, examining it carefully. “Petrified – amazing.”

“That its beauty may never fade,” Scalrag said, letting the implied compliment hang. Shiana smiled prettily at him, and he gave a mental fist-pump. Nailed it.

She sighed. “Oh, Scalrag – I don’t know what to say. I’ve misjudged you.”

His smile froze. “What?”

“I was speaking with Mosely earlier and we got to talking about your little company and he mentioned that you -“

I’m going to kill him. Scalrag stepped in close to Shiana, taking her hands in his. “Mosely and I are … old friends. Always giving each other a hard time, you know how it is. Now that you’ve heard a few stories, I’d like for you to get to know who I really am.”

She flushed. “Oh, my. That … would be very nice, Scalrag. I’d like that.”

He smiled. “Great. Except it’s gonna have to wait because I have to see a man about a desecrated temple.”

She blinked. ” … What?”

“Something’s up at the temple – we’re gonna have a look and be right back, okay? So don’t go anywhere, right?” She nodded. “Okay great,” Scalrag said. “So I gotta go now.”

“Alright.”

“So you need to let go of my hands,” he winked.

“And you need to let go of mine,” she giggled.

“Oh! Right, sorry.”

“Me too.”

“Hey, let’s not be sorry,” he suggested.

“Okay.”

“Okay. I gotta go. See you later, okay? Okay. Bye!” He turned and dashed off after the others.

Shiana watched him go, then tucked the rose into her robe and went to rejoin Lysette. Break time was almost over.

Part the Third: Beneath the Temple

14 Mirtul, Afternoon – Gillian’s Hill

Scalrag and the others soon reached the temple, where they found another group of adventurers already on the scene.Their leader, a dwarf named Ugma, was quietly negotiating with a harried-looking priest who could only be Father Arno. Unable to contain his curiosity, Fauss cast Invisibility upon himself and eavesdropped on Ugma’s deal-making. Meanwhile his friends milled about the vandalized temple, eyeing  Ugma’s men with professional disinterest, and examining a large hole that had been bored in the floor behind the altar.

After a moment, they heard Fauss whispering behind them. “The she-dwarf is demanding an advance to investigate the hole and whatever made it. She also wants salvage rights on anything they find down there.”

“Pretty standard,” Scalrag muttered to the empty air. “How much is she asking?” He needn’t have bothered.

“We will do it for free!” Dudley declared, drawing withering glares from friend and foe alike.

“Well, it seems the market has decided,” Father Arno said to Ugma with a shrug. Furious, the dwarf stalked away, staring hatefully at Dudley. “This isn’t over,” she vowed.

Bound by Dudley’s pledge to do more pro-bono adventuring, the party followed the priest to the bell tower, which they found had been desecrated with the Mark of the Necromancer.

Fauss shook his head in disgust. “It seems the enemy is everywhere. We must descend and see what they are up to.”

They lowered themselves into the inky blackness beneath the temple, their path lit by Dudley’s shield, Matilda, and by Scalrag’s glowing Medicine Bag. Ned came with them, to Scalrag’s distaste. Sybill the Owl roosted in the temple rafters, keeping an eye on the fuming Ugma and her troupe.

The first thing they found was a fading glyph on the stone floor, whose magics Fauss confirmed had recently been dispelled. Drawing their weapons, they proceeded into the darkness. Soon they reached a small chamber where the bodies of four Orc warriors – all of them bludgeoned to death – lay arrayed around a large central statue.

Scalrag grimaced. “So … the statue did it?”

Bjorn nodded. “Definitely the statue.”

The group picked their way carefully around the room, staying well clear of the carving – but as they attempted to leave out the other side, there was a sudden grinding of stone. As predicted, the statue rumbled to life and attacked!

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Thinking quickly, Fauss cast a Web, immobilizing the statue. The group slipped under its massive fists and hurried deeper into the dungeon, shaking clouds of tiny, hungry spiders from their shoulders as they went.

Beyond a set of brass doors they found a chamber lined with columns. In the middle of the room lay the flash-fried corpse of an orc  – and yet another had fallen in front of the door on the opposite side of the room.

Following the footprints left in the thick dust by the two orcs, Scalrag made his way to the other side, where he discovered that the columns were all rigged with fire-spitting jets. He realized that one of the orcs had been a cleric of Gruumsh, and in addition to a dagger and some coin, he discovered a strange gear in the deceased’s pocket. It seemed to fit a small alcove on the exit door, so Scalrag’s next move was clear. As he used the unusual key to unlock the door, however, two Will o’ Wisps suddenly appeared and electrocuted him. Yelping in pain, Scalrag stumbled through the door and into the next chamber.

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Meanwhile the rest of the group battled the Wisps, which popped in and out of view as they arced lightning this way and that. Dudley’s blundering led him to set off flame jets twice, leaving him scorched but unbowed. After several tense moments, the Wisps were finally destroyed – one by Ned’s champing jaws, and the other by a devastating direct hit from Fauss’ Chill Touch. The party passed through the door to regroup with Scalrag.

The next room was the largest so far, and appeared to have once been a temple. An immense altar lay smashed in its center, and a powerful magic circle dominated much of the floor. The group spread out, carefully avoiding the arcane sigils. A number of splendid armour suits were arrayed around the chamber, both on the main floor and along the raised balcony at the back – at the center of which was yet another door. Deciding not to touch the armour for now, the group prepared to move on. Scalrag reached for the door – and suddenly, Bjorn realized that something was wrong.

“Scalrag, wait!”

But it was too late. As the door pushed inward, a previously-hidden glyph flashed into existence and spat a gout of flame into the chamber. Scalrag managed to roll away and avoid the worst of the blast, but his injuries were beginning to take their toll. The others escaped with only minor burns.

But then the door slammed shut! At the same time, a Wall of Force appeared to block their retreat out of the chamber, and several suits of armor clattered to life and attacked!

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Two of them closed on Jandar, battering him with their ceremonial swords. Enraged, Jandar struck back, pounding one animated armour to scrap and turning his fury on the second.

At the other end of the room, Fauss once again used his Web to good effect, catching two suits in a mass of sticky strands. Through careful use of the narrow balcony, the group was able to funnel the enemy and avoid being surrounded. Bjorn’s hammers, both physical and Spiritual, pounded one foe mightily, and Fauss delivered the final blow with a Firebolt that blasted a fist-sized hole through-and-through. As the armour collapsed and faded, another stomped forward, enduring hammer blows and Fauss’ Shocking Grasp as it closed for a kill.

Nearby, Scalrag lunged at an animated armour, his shortsword glancing harmlessly off the gleaming plate. He spun clear of the counter-swing and Dudley stepped in, thrusting two gaping holes through the armour with his trusty sword. Then Scalrag struck again, this time striking a weak point, for the armour collapsed and was no more. Shouting at Scalrag not to give up, Dudley rushed off to help Jandar.

Energized by this success, Scalrag spun on his heel and sheathed his sword. Pulling his bow from his back and notching his lucky black arrow, he jumped up on the balcony’s wide stone railing, took aim, and loosed an arrow at the armour suit that had just belted Jandar and Ned. The arrow flew true, whistling past Dudley’s ear and through the armour’s visor; it shuddered and vanished.

With his nearest foe gone, Dudley turned and ran straight towards the balcony, leaping as high as he could. His intent: to grab the animated armor above him by the greave and pull it to the floor below where he and Jandar could smash it. Alas, burdened by his armour and weapons, Dudley could not jump high enough.

Inspired by his friend, Scalrag took off sprinting along the railing, brushing past Fauss, hopping nimbly over Bjorn’s hammer-arm and then jumping onto Dudley’s shoulders. An instant later and with a helpful push from the Bruin of Bowshot, Scalrag catapulted towards the animated armor, his leg snapping out in a blurring roundhouse that sent the armour’s helm skidding along the wall in a shower of sparks. What was left of the suit clattered to the floor in a heap and vanished.

Landing gracefully as a dancer, Scalrag took in his friends with a grin and bowed.

Part the Fourth: The Spirit of Giving

14 Mirtul, Evening – ???

They decided to pause for an hour’s rest. Dudley and Bjorn claimed two suits of armor that had neither attacked them nor disappeared. These were made of mithril – a wondrous metal that was strong as steel, yet light as a feather. As Dudley tested the fit of his prize, Scalrag wandered over.

“Dudley, I have something for you,” he said, studiously ignoring Ned, who had demonstrated a troubling ability to move extremely quickly when he felt like it.

“But Scalrag, you have already given me something wonderful: we know where Matilda is!”

“Well, yes. But … look, Dudley. I feel like you’ve maybe suffered the worst of all of us since this whole thing began. You lost your hammer in the swamp, you gave your mother’s whistle to Stheno, your father was even worse than I could have imagined, and your sister is missing.”

“But Ned is back!” Dudley pointed out, beaming.

“Yeah, great.” Scalrag muttered. “Anyway, I know you’re a sensitive soul, Dudley, and while you’ve been very strong about all this, I’m sure you must be hurting. I can’t make it better, but … well, I hope this reminds you that I’ve always got your back,” he finished, handing Dudley the Warrior’s Primer.

Dudley gasped. “Look, Ned – there are even pictures inside! Thank you, Scalrag! No one has ever given me a book before, although when I was little Matilda used to read to me the Tales of Edgar Stoat. I will work hard to learn the lessons of this book, though I may need your help with the wordier parts.”

Scalrag smiled and patted his friend on the arm. “No problem, Dudley. Happy to help.” As he turned away, he found himself face-to-muzzle with Ned. Was it jealousy he saw in the beast’s eyes? Scalrag smirked and tilted his chin up at the dog. Sup? he mouthed. Ned bared his teeth.

Scalrag hurried off and tapped Fauss on the shoulder. “I got something for you, too.”

“Hmm?” the elf seemed distracted. Scalrag sighed inwardly and reached into his pack.

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but … this thing is gross and I don’t want it. But I bet it’s right up your alley.” He proffered the bottle with the forked tongue floating within.

Fauss looked at the gift and froze. Then, very slowly, he raised his eyes to meet Scalrag’s expectant gaze.

“You offer this to me? Of your own free will?” the elf breathed.

Scalrag nodded. “Yeah – it’s a gift.” He pushed the bottle forward, and Fauss closed his hands around it carefully.

His left hand felt soothing warmth; his right, freezing cold. The words of the long-dead poet Ephraim Londorien came unbidden to his mind:

If Thou in Thine own Hand could hold a Sun,
Then Thou wouldst know the Power of this Tool

“<At last>,” Fauss muttered in elven. “<The answer to all the riddles. With this I will have my revenge, and more. I will unmake this world, raze it in fire and from the blood and ashes will arise a new world – a new order!> Ha! Ha ha! AH HA HA HA HA!”

“Uh, you’re gonna do what now?” Scalrag asked. Fauss stared at him.

“I speak elven, you know,” Scalrag said. Fauss waited half a beat too long, then cracked a smile half an inch too wide.

“Ha ha! Of course! Just a little joke! To express how much I appreciate this,” he said, gripping the bottle in one hand and shaking Scalrag’s hand with the other. “You are a true friend, Scalrag <and you will be among the first hung upon the Wall of Sorrows when the Reign of Blood begins.>

Scalrag pursed his lips. “Yeah, I still speak elven.”

But Fauss had walked away and was not listening to him.

Family

I have been to Gillian’s Hill once before, with my mother. I was very, very young at the time, but I remember it well for she bought me a tin whistle at a trinket shop and told me to always keep it close. On the same trip my sister got a puppy.

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A few days later my mother would be gone from my life. No one would ever tell me why, or where she had gone, or if I would ever see her again—not even Matilda.

Matilda is my sister.

We are at this place again. My friends are busy, searching for supplies and planning what we should do next. The village is crowded with refugees passing through, fleeing the bad orcs and the bad dog people, the gnolls. No one notices that I have found a quiet place, out of sight of the crowds.

A quiet place where I can cry.

I have lost everything, you see.

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When we returned to Bowshot with the women we had rescued, I went to my father. I wanted to make sure he was healing from his wounds, and needed to understand some things he had said to me during the fight in the village. Scalrag came with me. I think he knew it would be difficult.

fatherMy father was sad, and sometimes angry. I knew his anger well, but I had not seen him sad like this before. I told him that he should come with us to Daggerford, for Bowshot would not be safe anymore. He is listened to in the village you see, and might convince others to leave too while the road north was still open.

“Please father, you must come with us—it is not safe here.” I said.

“I am not your father, Dudley” he spat at me.

He seemed to be trying to tell me something, but I did not know what he meant.

“You damn idiot, I was not there when your mother conceived you. She betrayed me.”

I did not understand this at all. He seemed to be saying that he was not my father. Yet I knew he was. He had been my father as long as I could remember.

“You’re a bastard. You’re no son of mine.”

I begged him to help us find Matilda who had left the village a week before with her big black dog Ned to help those on the road. He refused and was angry again. “Your sister abandoned me!” he shouted. Then his face softened and his tone grew more gentle for a brief moment. “Go Dudley, you go ahead. I’ll be along in day or two.” I did not know whether to believe him, or whether he just never wanted to see me again after all he had told me.

And so we left. I was very brave in front of Scalrag, and did not show him how sad I was inside or tell him that I had realized what my father was trying to say: that he was not my father at all.

I had lost my mother, and now I had lost my father. I hoped we would soon find Matilda soon and she would make me feel better.

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After we had packed our things and I had given everyone hugs, so we set off north towards Daggerford. Mosely was not with us, for had decided to stay in Bowshot a little longer to help the women recover from their captivity I think.

The road was crowded with people fleeing north, carrying what few possessions they could. After a few hours we came to a bend where a tree lay across the road. I know trees. Everyone in Bowshot knows trees. This one had been placed there by someone to block the way. It had not grown sidewards away from its stump like that.

I turned to my friends. “I fear that this is an ambush by bad people!” I started to say, but my words were not really all that necessary because as I spoke several black arrows came flying from the bushes towards the refugees. Gnolls!

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A shaman was among them, and he cast a powerful ball of fire that burned many of the people in deathly flaming agony. This did not seem at all nice to me, or very fair. We needed to distract our foes before they could hurt even more of the refugees!

Fauss did a very clever thing, and made a magical mist appear. This hid many innocent souls from the gnolls. One gnoll, however, ran into the mist with murderous intent. Scalrag ran after him to put a stop to his evil.

I decided to use a trick Scalrag and Mosely often use on each other, and taunt one of the enemy so that they would ignore the innocents and spend their attacks upon me and my shield of faith which is named Matilda after my sister for like my shield she has always protected me and been a bright light of goodness in my life. I have not taunted anyone before, and am not so clever with words as Scalrag and Mosely, but did my best. “You are a bad dog!” I shouted at a gnoll on a nearby knoll. “Bad, bad dog!”

The gnoll was angered by this, and rushed towards me. This was not a good idea for him, for he ran into Bjorn and Jandar, and Jandar was in a rage and they soon hammered the gnoll down.

Just then I felt all tingly and not able to move. An evil incantation! The shaman gnoll was flying in the air like a bird, and had cast a spell on me to root me to the ground.

Again I thought of Matilda, and how she would make me porridge. Porridge is very good for you and so this gave me strength and I was able to shake off the effects of the enchantment.

I noticed Matrim throwing burning things at a gnoll. I do not know where he gets these burning things from but he does it a lot. I decided to help him and ran towards the gnoll and stabbed it with Ned, who is named after my sister’s big black dog because he is brave and can bite, and soon the gnoll was no more threat. Good will usually triumph!

By this time only one more gnoll warrior remained. I threw my javelin at him at hit him even though he was far away, and Scalrag finished him off awesomely. The shaman, however, flew away. I did not like him, and was sure he would cause trouble for us again.

With the enemy chastised, we aided the refugees then pressed on. Towards the end of the day we arrived at Liam’s Hold. There we met a priestess of Torm, who told us that the keep above the village had been taken by the gnolls. She also described a woman who had been helping the sick and wounded. I knew right away who it was—it was Matilda! She had been here!

However her next words struck me like a hammer against my heart. Matilda had been at the keep when it had fallen, and had not been seen since.

I had lost my mother, and I had lost my father. Had I now lost Matilda too?

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After hearing this, I knew what I must do. “I will go to the keep and find her,” I said with grim determination. I did not know how I was going to do this, for the keep was made of thick stone and atop a hill and there were many gnolls with bows there. But I had to find Matilda.

Scalrag seemed to be arguing himself, but only for an moment. “I will come too, Dudley,” he said, placing a hand on my shoulder. The others looked at each other. One by one they offered to help find Matilda too, even though they did not know her. The odds did not look good. I feared I might be leading them all to their deaths.

magical-snowy-owl-greeting-card-2095-p.jpgFauss, however, suggested we send his owl Sybill ahead to scout, having cast upon her an enchantment of invisibility. Fauss can see through her eyes, which is something that I did not know and seems very magical indeed! This was another very good idea of his, and certainly seemed much better than dying under rain of gnollish arrows.

At the keep Sybill found a score or so of the enemy, together with a shaman and a big warrior. The warrior was angry about something in the basement, but Sybill could not tell what. There had been a second shaman too, but he had flown off—flown, just like the one we had encountered on the road. I suspected they were the one and the same.

Sybill and Fauss saw many bodies of villagers in the keep who had been murdered by the gnolls, but no sign of my sister Matilda, and no sign of Ned who is her big black dog.I knew that if Matilda was there, Ned would be nearby for he is always by her side except when hunting sheep at moonsfull. But where could she be?

We decided not to assault the tower but to rest for the night a little along the road and then press on to Gillian’s Hill.

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And so it is that we are here. I do not know if my father is my father, and I do not know if he left Bowshot before the orcs or gnolls swept all before them. I do not know where my sister is. I do not know where Ned is. And so I cry. I know that warriors are not supposed to cry. None of the others cry. But I am very very sad. I am alone in the world.

But then, I thought: no.

No Dudley you are not alone. You have a family.

You have your best friend Scalrag, who is like a father to you, but an awesome father who collects music boxes and who does not beat you in a drunken rage with a broom each night.

You have Jandar, who is like the brother you never had who sticks up for you against bullies who mock your slow ways by beating them to a pulp while frothing at the mouth in an all-consuming and unquenchable blood-lust but who will also lend you his marbles.

You have Bjorn, who is like a stern old-fashioned uncle who disapproves of excessive talking and games involving halflings and the way city women dress these days, and likes his stew in the traditional manner with lumps of goat and eaten with wooden spoon, but who despite his stern ways is a tower of faith and goodness.

There is Fauss too, who is like your know-it-all second cousin who doesn’t like the smell of the village or getting muck on his fancy boots and who goes to a private school where they eat quail with silver forks but who also knows how to talk to owls and do other things which is really very clever indeed.

And of course there is Matrim, who is like another uncle but not at all like Uncle Bjorn because he likes games of chance and tells funny stories with parts that you don’t really understand that make the men laugh and the ladies blush.

And Mosely is like another relative, perhaps one from far away who comes and sings and plays the flute at your birthday party when he’s out on parole.

And there is still Matilda. Matilda who is still your sister and who has always looked after you and who has a big black dog named Ned. She is not dead. She is out there somewhere.

And as sure as a rock is made of stone, her brother Dudley—who has a big sharp sword called Ned—will find her and chastise any who would harm her and look after her for once, and always keep her safe.

Because Matilda is my sister, and I am her family.

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