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Here’s a comic for you after months of pondering :P Chane and Joseph are such good stupid boy #representation… gotta see them going bro mode and bothering Bobby together! It’s a fun development to see him go full fratdouche just being a douche kid in the original series. Beware the azn fuckboi!!

Yes, Wilma! Really glad you like her, I was thinking about her yesterday cuz I wanted to write and draw more about her and her relationships (Lenore, the governor, Charlene…) for the next yuri zine. One of my favorite things about King of The Hill is seeing the characters’ different ages, and it’s really fun to apply that to Wilma :3c

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Lots of different haircuts and fits for Bill and Wilma 😄 I am rotating girl football yuri in my head… the Arlen football team must meet big bad Joan during a state match. Also I had someone comment on me being a coward for not making Wilma bald like boy Bill and well.. she’s bald to me dammit! We don’t talk about girl baldness enough!!! Let’s start the conversation with Nancy’s canon wigs and Wilma’s soon-to-be canon wigs. Wilma’s wig shop… she’d be a good barber with Luanne.

Thank you dark winds phantom. Do you have a favorite pairing in Dark Winds?

Hell yeah brother I’ll watch Dark Winds 1970’s Navajo murder mystery sounds pretty sick

I’VE BEEN ON THIS GRIND!!! I wrote a little blurb abt it for my yaoi zine

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But I def have a lot more to say about it than I can fit in a 3 inch tall page! Like how Dale was the only one who willingly visited Cotton on his death bed. And Dale brought him porn.

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HAND ON SHOULDER… kyaaaaa. One of the few times Dale or Cotton genuinely smile 😚 Plus rare bald Dale. You know he’s always got the hat on even in church and in the shower. He feels safe around Cotton, enough to show his vulnerable bald spot…! And even if Dale says he hates the US government, he still salutes Cotton as a war vet 🤔 Something about Dale rejecting his own father at first for being mean to him as a child (the wooden puppet) and then making out with his wife, and then trying to use Cotton as a replacement Daddy.

It’s also psychologically interesting that Dale covets Hank’s relationships. Like Peggy’s marriage to Hank, and living together with Hank. Or Hank’s own dad HAHA. That gets super fucked up and deep knowing that Dale’s known Cotton since Dale was a kid (Best friends with Hank since 1st grade). From Dale/Hank going camping as kids with Cotton as the camp leader. And even Cotton getting a bunch of sex workers for the kids when they were in high school.

I feel like this moment must have messed something up in not only poor sex-adverse Hank’s mind. But also this was probably Dale’s first time??? Boomhauer and Bill were confirmed to have girls lining up for them. But Dale has a touch of that social anxiety, and socially anxious dudes are not known for getting much as young'uns. Dale says he met Nancy at a kissing booth in middle school, but I’m sure Nancy was seeing other people before she settled down with Dale after high school. So I consider Hotel Arlen the site and date of Dale’s deflowering. A lot of people place a lot of importance on their “first time”, and for Dale his “first time” is inextricable from his imprinting on his best friend’s dad. Now queue the music.

(also peep Dale’s chop top fit. Glasses, fuckass bob, striped shirt, vest. Maybe coincidence cuz it’s just a halloween store hippie fit. But also. I love me some smelly rat dudes with paranoid antisocial tendencies.)

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Anyways. I don’t think Cotton is sexually interested in Dale at all. But Dale always has his one-sided obsessions y'know? Whether it’s Hank or John Redcorn or Cotton. I can see Cotton telling Dale to clean his shoes with his tongue just to be mean, and Dale happily saying YES SIR!