Something Keeps Turning Us On
Authors: padawanhilary & telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Orlando
Series: Spanish Techno #3
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Word Count: 1,187
Summary: While out with the Hobbits, Orlando sees something at the club that sends him back to Viggo.
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: This is the third in the "Spanish Techno" series. Having run out of lines that fit from the song "Sing Me Spanish Techno" I've chosen a title from a different New Pornographers' song: "the Bones of an Idol." There will probably be more in this series; we have decided that we like these boys and want to keep them around to visit when we need something light and fun.

( Looking Orlando over, Viggo's sure he'd been out with the Hobbits; he looks like sin personified and smells like smoke.Collapse )

Shadowing My Dreams 5/5
Author: padawanhilary and telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,239
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.
Summary: Viggo's no longer present and Orlando no longer feels welcome in the house.

Notes: Because we love us a nice cliché, we've decided to try our hands at a Viggo/Orlando ghost fic. The title is from the song "Ghost" by the Indigo Girls. And so we come to the end; hope you've enjoyed the ride!

Previous Chapters

( ... he's even attempted to watch telly and run the microwave: both work all of a sudden: reception fine, power restored.Collapse )

Shadowing My Dreams 4/5
Author: padawanhilary and telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,337
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.
Summary: Orlando finally asks Viggo for his name and, in a roundabout way, learns just who the mysterious man in his dreams is.

Notes: Because we love us a nice cliché, we've decided to try our hands at a Viggo/Orlando ghost fic. The title is from the song "Ghost" by the Indigo Girls.

Previous Chapters

( ''The attic. You need to look in the attic.''Collapse )

Shadowing My Dreams 2/5
Author: padawanhilary and telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Orlando
Rating: overall NC-17, this chapter PG
Word Count: 2.036
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.
Summary: Orlando settles in and Viggo makes contact in his own way.

Notes: Because we love us a nice cliché, we've decided to try our hands at a Viggo/Orlando ghost fic. The title is from the song "Ghost" by the Indigo Girls.

( ''I can't recall having seen you before, either.''Collapse )

Shadowing My Dreams 1/5
Author: padawanhilary and telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,036
wtf27 prompt 09/27 -- Supernatural (creatures)
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.
Summary: Orlando inherits more than just a very nice house from his uncle.

Notes: Because we love us a nice cliche, we've decided to try our hands at a Viggo/Orlando ghost fic. The title is from the song "Ghost" by the Indigo Girls.

(  As Orlando moves through the rooms, opening draperies and windows, he feels...well, oddly safe here.Collapse )

Boys, After Hours
Author: telesilla
Fandom: Lotrips
Characters: Billy Boyd/Orlando Bloom
Word Count: 3.551 words
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.
Summary: While in San Francisco to shoot a movie, Orlando visits a sex toy store and meets Billy, who proves to be rather good at guessing his customer's kinks.

Notes: Written for fandom_mashup this is a mashup of three different fics by v_angelique. I took the somewhat unusual pairing from After Hours, the basic set up from Boy and Their Toys and the thing with the strawberry from Happy Birthday, Puppy. Many thanks go to v_angelique for participating in the challenge and to darkrosetiger for the last minute beta. For what it's worth, this ended up being the longest solo fic I've finished in this fandom.

"You must get tired of being recognized at inopportune moments."

Now We See
Authors: padawanhilary & telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Orlando
Series: Spanish Techno #2
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Word Count: 1,150
Summary: It's the next morning for Viggo and Orlando, and life? Is still pretty good.
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: I really think I should just ask people to ignore me when I swear something's a standalone. This is a sequel to I'm Fallin' Through and once again, the title comes from the New Pornographers' song "Sing Me Spanish Techno." There will probably be more in this series; we have decided that we like these boys and want to keep them around to visit when we need something light and fun. Viggo's "Well, Bob..." quote is a paraphrase of an old joke.

(  Viggo's been awake a little while, perfectly content to be lying close to Orlando.Collapse )

Turning 7/7
Author: padawanhilary & telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips AU, Orlando/Bean
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, parts not at all vegan friendly
wtf27 prompt: 02/100 Transformation (animal)
Summary: Orlando's next transformation brings a major surprise.
Word Count:
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: Sorry about the totally lame summary, but I refuse to spoil the ending of this one. You're just going to have to trust us. *grins* I'm thrilled that so many people enjoyed this; thank you all so much for the wonderful feedback. Next up is some Viggo/Orli vampire fic with a twist, but since Hilary is on vacation it may be a while.

( ''...please don't hate me.''Collapse )

Turning 6/7
Author: padawanhilary & telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips AU, Orlando/Bean
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, see the notes, parts not at all vegan friendly
wtf27 prompt: 02/100 Transformation (animal)
Summary: The dragon continues to think of Sean as his mate and when he turns back into Orlando, they need to talk about more than breeches that need mending.
Word Count: 3,858
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: More dragon/human sex. Um yeah...really, there's just no excuse other than: "we wanted to write it."

( ''I thought you wanted it all the time as a human!''Collapse )

Turning 5/7
Author: padawanhilary & telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips AU, Orlando/Bean
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, see the notes, parts not at all vegan friendly
wtf27 prompt: 02/100 Transformation (animal)
Summary: Orlando and Sean have found a place guarding a baron's horses, but Sean is sure it's just a pause in Orlando's journey. Things get even more complicated when the dragon recognizes Sean as his mate.
Word Count: 3,289
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: OK, I do want to warn people about the fact that the dragon puts the moves on Sean in this chapter. Although this technically could be read as bestiality, we went ahead with it because Orlando is, in fact, sentient in this form. Also, I think the subtitle for this fic should be "The one where they're gay cowboys and Orlando turns into a dragon." Damn, we should have had them eat pudding.

( ''I'll be here, waiting for you.''Collapse )

Turning 4/7
Author: padawanhilary & telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips AU, Orlando/Bean
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, parts not at all vegan friendly
wtf27 prompt: 02/100 Transformation (animal)
Summary: Orlando returns to the caravan and to Sean.
Word Count: 2,196
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: This is something Hilary and I knocked around a while back and then set aside and kind of forgot about for a while. Then, after finishing Complicated we thought "hey what about those other boys?" These are those other boys. This is actually a finished story and I'll be posting new parts every other day or so. Hope you enjoy! Also while we are going to be doing some more of the wtf27 prompts, I can't promise that we're going to do all of them.

( ''Is it a curse? Or were you born that way? Or did you ask someone to do this to you?''Collapse )

Turning 3/7
Author: padawanhilary & telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips AU, Orlando/Bean
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, parts not at all vegan friendly
wtf27 prompt: 02/100 Transformation (animal)
Summary: In the high passes Orlando is finally forced to reveal his secret.
Word Count: 2,893
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: This is something Hilary and I knocked around a while back and then set aside and kind of forgot about for a while. Then, after finishing Complicated we thought "hey what about those other boys?" These are those other boys. This is actually a finished story and I'll be posting new parts every other day or so. Hope you enjoy! Also while we are going to be doing some more of the wtf27 prompts, I can't promise that we're going to do all of them.

( ''Where's that lad of yours wandered off to?''Collapse )

Turning 2/7
Author: padawanhilary & telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips AU, Orlando/Bean
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, parts not at all vegan friendly
wtf27 prompt: 02/100 Transformation (animal)
Summary: Orlando and Sean meet again.
Word Count: 2,893
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: This is something Hilary and I knocked around a while back and then set aside and kind of forgot about for a while. Then, after finishing Complicated we thought "hey what about those other boys?" These are those other boys. This is actually a finished story and I'll be posting new parts every other day or so. Hope you enjoy! Also while we are going to be doing some more of the wtf27 prompts, I can't promise that we're going to do all of them.

(  He'd found himself wondering about the boy in the days since he met Orlando and he honestly is glad that he didn't end up dead in a ditch somewhere.Collapse )

Turning 1/7
Author: padawanhilary & telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips AU, Orlando/Bean
Rating/Warnings: this part PG-13; over all NC-17; some parts are not at all vegan friendly
wtf27 prompt: 02/100 Transformation (animal)
Summary: Sean, a mercenary with a secret past, meets Orlando di Fiori, a young man with an even bigger secret.
Word Count:
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: This is something Hilary and I knocked around a while back and then set aside and kind of forgot about for a while. Then, after finishing Complicated we thought "hey what about those other boys?" These are those other boys. This is actually a finished story and I'll be posting new parts every other day or so. Hope you enjoy! Also while we are going to be doing some more of the wtf27 prompts, I can't promise that we're going to do all of them.

( You're welcome to my fire.Collapse )

Sensitive, Caring, New-Age Guy
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Bean, Orlando
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
fanfic100 prompt: 021/100 -- Friends
Summary: Orlando is daring and Bean is cautious, except when they aren't.
Word Count: 868
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.


Notes: Written for padawanhilary who asked for Caring Bean off my 28 Fic Meme list. Yes, I posted two tonight; I'm trying to post as much of the stuff I have written as I can before assignments go out for lotrips_remix and fandom_mashup.

( ''Still, if this hurts, let me know.''Collapse )

Symmetry
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Orlando/Bean, Viggo
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Summary: Orlando is daring and Bean is cautious, except when they aren't.
Word Count: 504
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: Written for msilverstar who asked for Daring Orlando off my 28 Fic Meme list.

( These are all facts, tested and proven facts upon which everyone agrees.Collapse )

Boosted
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Orlando
Rating/Warnings: G
Summary: Orlando can really kick some ass.
Word Count: 464
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: Written for sorcha who asked for Kick-Ass Orlando off my 28 Fic Meme list. This is another fragment that might possibly be expanded some day, but I won't make any promises.

( No mission ever goes as planned.Collapse )

Naranja
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: KoH RPS, Liam/Orlando
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Summary: Liam's been feeding Orlando oranges for hours.
Word Count: 305
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: Inspired this picture from the deleted scenes of Kingdom of Heaven. Naranja is Spanish for orange. This one is for almostnever who made the icon I'm using here. Also I hate rating things and can't tell if this should be R or NC-17.

(  Orlando's been eating oranges all afternoon.Collapse )

Going Up to Eleven
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Bean/Orlando (implied other het pairing)
Rating/Warnings: R
Summary: A horny Orlando is a bit much for Sean to cope with.
Word Count: 300
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: Written for kyuuketsukirui who asked for Horny Orlando from my 28 Fic Meme list. The concept of "going up to eleven" is from This is Spinal Tap.

(  The problem with Orlando when he got these sudden fits of horniness was that it was rather like someone whose amp had always been set at ten discovering an amp that went up to eleven.Collapse )

Not so Worldly
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Orlando
Rating/Warnings: R
fanfic100 prompt:Summary: Orlando is not naïve. Really. He isn't.
Word Count: 257
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: Written for shinyboot who asked for Naïve Orlando from my 28 Fic Meme list.

(  He's not, he's quite sure, some babe-in-the woods.Collapse )