The Personality Question
By:
IrmaBecx
So you may have seen the video WG put out recently about which tanks you might want to go for if you want your tier X experience to be a little less of a rude awakening, and if you didn’t, perhaps you saw Meadsy’s critique of it.
Remember kids, “critique” means evaluation, it doesn’t mean negative criticism.
But there is more to life than winning, and if winning is the only reason you drive pixel tanks, then for the vast majority of drivers, you are going to end up disappointed around half of the time. Sometimes more if you hang out on the night shift like I do.
The way I try to deal with that, is simply to consider other aspects. Driving a tank you like, think looks cool, or have fun driving no matter what happens. A tank you find a connection to, feel is a good fit for you as a driver, or that spurs you on; makes you want to be the best tank driver you can be.
For this reason, I have assembled a list of tanks I think has a bit of, well, personality, and that I feel are worthwhile in spite of them perhaps being tricky to drive, situationally weak, or perhaps team dependent to a higher degree than the five Wargaming suggested.
In case you don’t know, their suggestions were the T110E3, Maus, STB-1, T110E5, and IS-4.
Here are mine:
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Number 1 – The Leopard 1
Current average WR: 52.68%
I’ve often said that except for the armour, the Leo 1 is the best Medium tank in the game; it’s also the favourite of a lot of proficient drivers. I got mine several years go, but I don’t drive it all that much, and the simple reason is I’m just plain scared to drive it.
It’s fast and agile, has the best 105 mm L7 clone in the game, and the highest DPM of any tier X Medium tank. That’s all you’re getting. The 70 mm front plate can bounce any gun in the game at a severe angle, and if you get hit towards the edges of the turret, you can bounce everything except the 183, but you can never count on it.
Why would you drive one?
Well, the Leo is the non plus ultra of tank driving, you have very little except some good gun stats and your skill as a commander to take you across the finish line. There is perhaps no other tank in the game that places such high demands on the driver, and that’s why we love it.
Even if we don’t necessarily perform as well in ours as Meadsy does in his.
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Number 2 – The IS-7
Current average WR: 51.69%
I never liked the IS-7 personally, but I do respect it, and it used to be one of the heaviest hitters out there. These days it doesn’t exactly scare people, but it can still be a formidable opponent if driven well.
All that takes, really, is knowing your hull down spots and knowing how to deal with a pike nose.
You still get a massive amount of Russian bias, a 130 mm naval gun that people love to hate, and some of the thickest armour in the game on a tank that does 50 km/h. The IS-7 is a brute, a bully, and a brawler, and although there are better Heavy tanks, my firm belief is the only reason it doesn’t perform better on average is a lot of people still choose it as their first tier X tank.
Why would you drive one?
If you don’t know what line to start with, a Russian Heavy is still a safe bet. You will get bounces you don’t deserve, you have the speed to get to where you need to be, and if you let the gun settle and don’t try to snipe with it, it does actually work fine.
Of course; if you’re into that sort of thing, it’s not a bad looking vehicle in terms of Soviet brutalist aesthetics, and me, I just can’t get enough of a 130 mm gun. Do watch out for the infamous frontal ammo racks, learn to wiggle and hull down, and it’ll do the job.
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Number 3 – The WZ-113G FT
Current average WR: 51.09%
You didn’t think we’d get through this without there being a Chinese tank in the mix, did you? And it has to be the Tank Destroyer; the Heavy tank has the highest DPM of any tier X Heavy, the Medium has the highest alpha damage of any tier X Medium, and the other Heavy is a collectible.
I struggle to express how much I love this tank. It looks like a five year old drew it, it’s fairly slow, and it doesn’t turn all that well. Also, it’s monstrously expensive to grind in terms of XP, and after all it’s really just a tier X ISU.
Or is it?
The 113G Fake Tank has thicker frontal armour than both the the Foch and the Jpz E100, and to me that makes all the difference. It also has among the highest penetration values in the game, especially if you calibrate your HEAT rounds. Only the aforementioned Jägeru can beat those. Otherwise, yeah; it’s a box with a gun sticking out of it.
Why would you drive one?
I have to say I thought I was going to drive it out of pure stubbornness, but it didn’t take long for it to win me over. The sturdy frontal armour means you can be a little more active than some other tanks I could mention of the Tank Destroyer persuasion, and it punches holes in just about anything.
But the real fun is in trying to make it work at all. It’s a curious tank for all its simplicity, and if you don’t feel like driving an Object 268, a Foch (155), Or the E3 like WG suggested, then this might be worth a look. It definitely has more personality than the boxy exterior seems to suggest.
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Number 4 – The FV4202
Current average WR: 53.73%
This is the winningest tank in my selection, and that actually surprises me a little. I waited years and years to get one; I was quite happy with my Centurion 7/1, and didn’t want to drive something with the armour profile turned upside down. Or I thought I didn’t until I got one of my own.
If you load up on the HESH rounds, the FV will actually out-DPM the Leopard 1, providing of course ll your shots penetrate, which can be an issue.
It’s not s slow as it used to be, but the turret is still fairly weak; much weaker than the front plate, which you will get bounces off, but only when they miss your turret. If you don’t feel like using the expensive HESH rounds, there is the option to run a regular L7 with HEAT rounds, but if you’re going to do that, then don’t grind out this tank. I’m serious; you’ll be much better off in any of the other 105 mm tier X Mediums than in this one if you’re not a HESH-o-holic in being.
This of course answers why you would drive one.
It’s all about the HESH and trying to get those penetrating high rolls. Sort of like driving a 183 “skillstar”, only with much more class and style.
And it is rewarding. I thought I was happy with my 7/1, but the FV is the better tank in any number of ways; there’s simply no reason to hold off getting one unless you feel you aren’t quite ready for tier X in the first place.
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Number 5 – The Bat.-Châtillon 25t
Current average WR: 53.39%
Yes, it’s the BatChat. If you thought it had been rendered obsolete by the Vickers or the new Czech TVP T 50/51, then think again; the BatChat still has excellent speed, superb camo rating, and perhaps the trollest upper plate in the game.
It’s been gently buffed to bring it in line with the current meta, but it was always a capable vehicle. I had so much fun doing the French Light tank line, and I can’t quite understand why it took me so long to get around to it.
No other tank has the same playstyle the BatChat does, it’s the very definition of an “all-or-nothing” vehicle. Once you get to know and love it, nothing else will do; it’s beyond comparison. The ultimate “clipper”.
Why would you drive one?
Because you are cool, that’s why. And, like the Leopard 1, because you want to be the best tank driver you can be, only with a 930 damage potential in your back pocket instead of 350. Also because you think doing 600 damage in one go in a Light tank feels like cheating, or at the very least a little dishonourable.
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Speaking of honour:
Honourable mention – The FV4005
Current average WR: 52.32%
The (insert meme here)-barn is the purest autoloader tank in the game. If all you want is an autoloader at tier X, then this is the best one you can get your hands on. Not even the four shot TVP T 50/51 has such impressive burst potential.
I’m still on the fence about getting one for myself; I like my AMX 50 B better, but I do endorse it, and it does have the tank philosophy seal of approval, as do of course all the tanks in the list above.
You won’t get those massive hits the skillstar can land; you’ll have to work a little harder to put out the damage. But it’s also more versatile, and I daresay more fun to drive.
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For the sake of completion – The FV215b (183) “Skillstar” and XM551 Sheridan
Current average WR: 52.12% and 49.51%
I hate both these tanks; I don’t think that comes as a surprise to anyone. But they do share with the ones I have suggested above a sort of appeal that has to do with other things than actual winrate.
Difference being, that while you are having fun; if landing massive single shot hits is your kind of fun, you are basically ruining the day for everyone else, either by vaporising all their hitpoints in one go, or by not doing so, thereby letting your team down. Or, by stealing all their damage, as the case may be.
I’ll not get long winded about these two. Suffice it to say the 183 has been the lowest winrate Tank Destroyer in the game for a long time, and that’s not going to change, because if it did, then WG would just have to nerf it again. And it’s still one of the absolutely most driven tanks.
And if you don’t feel like being a tryhard in the Vickers, or an Elitist in the BatChat, then perhaps the Sheridan is more your style.
Take it easy out there.