3d • 0 reacts • 26 views My wife doesn't know I have a side piece, and the insane part is, it's not a person. It's a tiny, sparkly keychain I keep on the ring with my car keys. It's a little silver alien,… Comments Open
6d • 1 reacts • 54 views When im drinking i do some of the stupidest shit. The next morning when i wake up it feels like i left mistakes laying around everywhere. It's starting to get weird and it needs to… 1 Comments Open
1w • 1 reacts • 64 views There's not one store in the tiny town I live in that I haven't stole from, which is why the cashier at the grocery store now just sighs and points to the "employee of the month" p… 1 Comments Open
1w • 0 reacts • 48 views If I don't stop messing around with these hos, I'm going to have to start a color-coded spreadsheet just to track their psychological triggers. My phone buzzes at 3 a.m. with a str… Comments Open
1w • 0 reacts • 67 views I've racked up debt that my spouse doesn't know about, and now every time they talk about our future—a vacation, a new roof, even just a nice dinner out—it feels like they're unkno… Comments Open
2w • 1 reacts • 102 views I think about anal sex while being intimate with my wife. It happens every time. We'll be in bed, the lights low, and she'll kiss me, soft and loving. She'll touch my face, look in… 1 Comments Open
2w • 0 reacts • 60 views So many men in my life have destroyed me, not with grand, cinematic betrayals, but with the slow, corrosive drip of casual neglect, the unsolicited "fixes" to problems I never had,… Comments Open
2w • 0 reacts • 61 views The lady down the street keeps trying to get me inside her house, but I am pretty sure it is not to see her taint. She always has some excuse, like she found a stray cat that needs… Comments Open
2w • 0 reacts • 81 views In my everyday life, I'm the guy everyone expects me to be. I date women, I talk about sports, I fit in. But in the quiet of my own home, in the privacy of my browser history, that… Comments Open
2w • 0 reacts • 67 views Mom and dad think I'm straight, not sure how to tell them. It's not like they're bad people. They're not religious fanatics or anything. They're just... normal. They voted for the… Comments Open
2w • 0 reacts • 80 views I wonder if my wife will ever find out. I'm meticulous, almost surgical, in my cleanup. I always use the "incognito" browser, clear the history on my phone and laptop, and delete t… Comments Open
3w • 0 reacts • 72 views Sometimes I hate him so much I could... scream until my lungs are raw and my throat bleeds. I want to take every plate in this house and smash it against the wall, not in a fit of… Comments Open