Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

THE PICKLE: Volume 1, Issue 3

THE PICKLE: Volume 1, Issue 3 The first fifty days of the new administration have ushered in an emotionally supercharged period in modern America. People in red states and blue states are in states of confusion, state experts state.  "This is a highly unusual situation," says Dr. Harry Chopin Savage. Savage is an industry leader in applied data science. Dr. Savage is the author of "Big Data and Urban Civilization," currently touring colleges and universit…

THE PICKLE: Volume 1, Issue 2

THE PICKLE: Volume 1, Issue 2 In his wildly popular sci fi account chronicling the end of the world, Douglas Adams imagines a guidebook to the universe that is so massive it only exists in electronic form, you swipe a screen to access anything you want to know about the entire galaxy. This was 1978, you guys. We had vinyl and 8-track tapes, and the OS of my favorite toy was a light bulb. No, not the EasyBake Oven. Lite Bright — you can paint with light, motherf***er. Lesser…

Operation: Trojan Horse's Ass

Operation: Trojan Horse's Ass Spring 2014 Interior: An Undisclosed DC Location Speaker 1: Gentlemen and ladies, I know you're wondering why I have gathered you all here today. Well, just got a crazy idea. You know how the GOP is always claiming that Obamacare is a Trojan Horse? No, I don't get how the metaphor is supposed to fit either, do they mean dead horse maybe or...dunno, doesn't matter. Lock the door... Hear me out. What if we were to really do that Trojan…