Old Soldiers

Made in 1972, Airfix’s Waterloo British and French Infantry were my first ‘horse and musket era figures as a boy. Ranks of these infantrymen would refight Waterloo time and again across my bedroom floor. Being too young to paint them effectively, I always experienced these battles in a monochrome of Airfix’s cream-coloured plastic. Plastic Soldier Review fully recognised this experience:

As the only British line infantry available for a long time, many people will have fond memories of these figures, and the chunky detail and basic sculpting were of no consequence as Waterloo was endlessly recreated on tables and floors everywhere.

So, I wondered recently what it would be like to actually see them in full colour. The ‘basic sculpting’ and limited detail would pose a challenge, and as for the French infantry, PSR were positively disparaging, saying:

“It’s not that the detail is poor, just that the figures bear only a vague resemblance to human beings. Legs are thin and spindly, and everyone seems slightly hunchbacked. The whole anatomy is unconvincing and, quite frankly, ugly, making them look more like some sort of troll or similar fantasy creature. Some of the poses are equally bizarre.” 

Ugly trolls!? Oof, that’s a bit harsh. Personally, I find them perfectly agreeable but how they would look with paint on them might be another matter. Actually, I had begun to attempt to paint these figures some years ago, but the project never got off the ground and the selected figures have been ‘stored’ somewhere so safe that I can’t locate them. So I decided to choose some other basic poses of the troops left available to me such as those on the march.

The French infantry equivalents strangely have their muskets on the opposite shoulder, but otherwise I thought were reasonable figures.

I also painted a couple of other British infantry figures, including a bugler. The bugler I painted with a red coat rather than in reverse facings as this was in keeping with the illustration on the back of the box which showed a drummer with the same.

Both Airfix boxes included wounded figures which were particularly graphic. As Plastic Soldier Review points out, this gruesome side of the soldier’s experience is rarely found on sprues. The French set included a particularly innovative and, I thought, moving sculpt. This depicts a soldier carrying on his back a wounded comrade who is nursing a head wound. The tangle of arms and legs was tricky to pick out but made for a rewarding paint.

It was not an easy painting experience to get the best out of these old figures, much of the detail being a little indistinct, but with a bit of care they can look very reasonable. It was great to finally see some of my old childhood Waterloo armies come to full technicolour life at long last. I intend to add to this project from time to time with the other figures. Perhaps in the future I can get both entire full colour armies face to face again across those imaginary Belgian cornfields?

Seasonal Soldiers on Parade

December is the perfect time of year for my ongoing Army of Advent. The seasonal imagi-nation consists of infantry, cavalry, artillery and other troops, all with Christmas-themed names. This time of year, a select few regiments get to parade out on a shelf amongst other decorations. This year has been the turn of three new regiments raised for the Army of Advent’s Highland Brigade.

  • The Hogmanay Highlanders (below right)
  • The Cranachan Highlanders (below centre)
  • The Black Bun Watch (below left)

I thought it was good opportunity to get the whole army out together for a seasonal review. Only Cracker Battery of the artillery didn’t attend (it was too cold to go out and retrieve them from the garage…).

The Commander in Chief, Sir Rudolf St. Nicholas is about to review the troops accompanied by his Chief of Staff, Major-General Sir Minns-Pye, Major-General Sir Stockingfiller (QMG) and his Military Secretary, Colonel Figgypudding.

Taking pride of place are the three regiments of the newly raised Highland Brigade.

The Advent Highland Brigade is commanded by the mounted Colonel McDaftdaye of the Hogmanay Highlanders.

Carols and Christmas tunes are lustily played by the band of the Advent Marines.

With mace in hand. the Bandmaster, Major Carroll-Service of the Advent Marine Light Infantry, leads the musicians in his red sash.

A trio of Basson, Oboe and Clarinet take up one of the many regimental carols played for the gathered regiments.

Some other newly raised regiments from recent years join the parade for their first appearance on Suburban Militarism, including Pudding Battery of the Christmas Artillery. They are a mortar battery (firing, it is said, only Christmas puddings) raised last year. Their facings are described as ‘plum-coloured’. Their CO, Lt. Roe-Sturkee, raised his arm in a signal to commence firing as a salute.

Also making a debut are The Christmas Carabiniers, a heavy cavalry regiment led by Major Hollireeth. The Carabiniers are mounted on black horses and wear steel helmets and cuirasses. The helmets have a brown fur surround except for their CO who is distinguished by white fur. Their coats are red with white linings, causing observers to commonly remark on the close similarity with the modern dress of Santa Claus himself…

Other regiments in attendance include the green-coated Poinsettian Rifles, engaging in an informative demonstration of Jaeger manoeuvres. A red poinsettia flower is displayed on their tricornes for such special occasions.

Aside from the Christmas Carabiniers, Heavy Cavalry is bolstered by the appearance of the yellow-coated Eggnog Cuirassiers. Light Cavalry in attendance include the Christingle Dragoons (Lieutenant-Colonel Bauble) and the Carolling Hussars (Lieutenant-Colonel Cranbury-Soarse).

Prestigious infantry regiments such as the Mistletoe Guards (light blue coats), the Yule Grenadiers (white coats), and the 1st Noel Regiment of Foot (red coats, extreme right) also take their place.

Finally, the CO and his staff officers inspect the Highland Brigade…

As Colonel McDaftdaye takes the salute, the Highlanders stand Order Arms.

Sir Rudolf St. Nicholas pronounces himself most satisfied with the new brigade and offers hearty congratulations, raising his hat to a proud Colonel McDaftdaye. The pipes and drums of the Highland Brigade strike up with some more seasonal tunes.

And with that 2024’s Army of Advent parade comes to a conclusion!

Miniature Musicians: The Guards Band in Paper and Plastic

With my recent series of posts on marching bandsmen as depicted by Fred Stansell, I’ve been wondering about turning my attention to painting a band myself. I thought of a group of bandsmen that I’ve had for some time buried in a trunk of unpainted figures – (yes, I have a whole trunk of them).

I’m thinking of Airfix’s classic Guards Band. As plastic soldiers go, these are pretty ancient, a miniature Australopithecus from Airfix to our modern Homo Sapiens from the likes of Strelets or RedBox. First released in 1961, this set has long been out of production and will spark off a wave of nostalgia for those old enough to remember it when freely available (which does not include me actually).

In an original box, the band consisted of:

  • x1 Drum-Major
  • x7 Side Drummers
  • x10 Flautists
  • x7 Tubists
  • x5 Saxophonists
  • x2 Cymbalists
  • x4 Trombonists
  • x7 Trumpeters
  • x1 Bass Drummer

My bandsmen were bought in an auction and so came in a ragtag, broken and half-painted fashion. I had plenty of some types but few of another. Of those in working order, I was a bit short on side drummers and trombonists (I have only two of each) but over-subscribed with saxophonists and tuba players.

I’ve evened things up a bit for the underrepresented trombonists at least with a bit surgery, making for three extra. The drummers will have to remain a trifle undermanned.

A two-man band. Half saxophonist – half flautist!

Having removed some paint and glued some limbs, I’m nearly ready to put some paint on them. Given the topic, and being such a very old set with details which are very slight indeed, I’m not sure they are suited to my usual painting style. I think they cry out more for a toy-solder style simple paint job, which I think is sort-of what I’m going to go for.

I fancied having some oboists in my band and thought some of the damaged saxophonists might pass with the end of their instrument missing?

Clarinet player? Almost?

One of the saxophonists seems to have come out of the mould a little awry, leaning back and letting rip!

Being an individualist has made him keen to express himself more freely than his other bandmates – a Guardsmen Charlie Parker or Guardsmen John Coltrane, perhaps?

I envisage embarking on a slow burn project with these, steadily adding some paint as and when I can.

Meanwhile, up for auction on eBay is another marching band of the Grenadier Guards, this lovely lithographed cardboard soldier set. Titled “Drum and Fife Band of the Grenadier Guards”, it is made out of cardboard and was manufactured by postcard company Tuck.

Delightfully illustrated, perhaps it can be considered a forerunner to the “Paperboys” paper soldiers range by Peter Dennis? Famous British army artist Harry Payne painted many military subjects around 1900 for Tuck postcards – so could this be his work? I couldn’t find any evidence of the artist’s name on the example shown.

The Grenadier “Cards” – postcard guardsmen.

A little bit out of my price range for this set but a very pleasing set, nonetheless.