Did you know that this movie was filmed in my beautiful home province? The town paper had hissy fits for weeks about Brad Pitt being around and not giving them an interview. I believe they published a snotty editorial about it, even. Anyway, in my heart of hearts I love this movie because it's about a boy who takes his obsession too far, and ruins what he started off loving, and becomes his own awful legend because of it. It's so meta it hurts, right? ANYWAY. ANYWAY.

Fandom: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Warnings: Mentions of long-term church-approved monogamous het sex.
Words: 1086
Summary: Jesse brings home men like stray dogs.
Notes: Originally posted here for Piper in Yuletide 2009.

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No one is more surprised than me that I am posting fic. SPN fic. Het fic. Obscure AU universe SPN het fic. I DON'T KNOW, AFTER A YEAR I FINALLY FINISHED IT. WHAT.


Fandom: SPN AU. Jo, Sam, Dean.
Rating: sex. het sex, at that.
Spoilers: No.
Words: 5285.
Notes: for vinylroad, who has literally been on me about this since last November. I think I've promised her something at least three different times, including her birthday in July. I am just that much of an asshole. Twelve Strong Horses, What a Pretty Foal and The Longe Whip are are all parts of this universe, which originated with: John died, and Mary lived to raise her boys. Bill and Ellen Harvelle invited her in when she had nowhere to go, and their kids all ran wild through scrub brush and dustbowl cattle land.

Summary: Jo shot him, and she's surprised that he's not dead.

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Apparently someone threw himself off the 17th floor of the building earlier this afternoon. My window's on the wrong side, so I didn't see the corpse. Yeah. Probably not as traumatised as I should be.

Fandom: SPN AU. Jo, Sam, Dean.
Rating: PG.
Spoilers: No.
Words: 4200ish
Notes: for delighter, who also wanted more from Twelve Strong Horses (see also What a Pretty Foal and The Horsethief Fortune). 4200ish.

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Fandom: SPN AU, het. Jo/Dean, Jo/OMC.
Rating: PG-13: for underage, post-pubescent kissin'.
Spoilers: No.
Notes: Just cleaning out the WIP folder here, don't mind me. 3400 hundred words. AND HET. I KNOW. DON'T DISOWN ME. I don't know how old Jo's supposed to be, relatively, in canon, so call this an alternate alternate universe. Mistakes are my own, but the prompt was delighter's. Sorry, baby, no back-alley abortions this time around. The three succeeding parts to this story are: What a Pretty Foal, The Longe Whip and The Horsethief Fortune.

Summary: John died, and Mary lived to raise her boys. Bill and Ellen Harvelle invited her in when she had nowhere to go, and now their kids all run wild through scrub brush and dustbowl cattle land.

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