i went to see brokeback mountain. i thought it was a western. im not--i hope im not homophobic--i swear to god, they told me it was a western, now im sitting in the back im watching it and im like wheres the guy--i wanna see a guy with a white hat and a guy with a black hat and i wanna see em shootin each other up in front of the saloon, yknow? last thing i wanna see is a closeup of a beautiful hot ♥♥♥♥ slippin into an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. now, they didnt show that in the movie, but why not, if they're gonna make a movie, make it right! so i wanna be in the back cheering go, go sheriff! you'll get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ townsfolk behind you! yknow when it really comes down to it i don't wanna be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ whackin off on some guy in front of me and ♥♥♥ all over him, and then hes got ♥♥♥ all over him and then hes yellin, and then whos the homophobe, right? this guys so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ unsure of his sexuality, hes mad at me because i jizzed all over his face