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24 Dec, 2025 @ 4:28am 
🎄 Merry Christmas!
Hope your holidays are chill, your drops are lucky, and your queues are short.
See you in-game!
-Sarnyx (Sigma)
10 Dec, 2025 @ 11:30am 
𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎮🎄🚀
9 Dec, 2025 @ 3:29pm 
Signed by vojtax1k:steamhappy:
20 Feb, 2025 @ 1:06pm 
𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓹𝓾𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝓸𝓱 𝓹𝓾𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝓶𝔂𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓫 𝓹𝓾𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵
30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12pm 
𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎮🎄🚀
29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32am 
𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎮🎄🚀
20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:11am 
Jumpz It is that time of year again when I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Enjoy your time with your friends and family and see you next year!
24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54am 
Dear Jumpz,

It's time for my annual Christmas message!
I hope last year was a great year and that you can end the year with friends and family.
May next year be just as great, or even better for you!

Merry Christmas, and a happy new year!
24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:52am 
Jumpz I'd like to wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!
May 2023 be a great new year for you and your family, with exciting new moments and making new friends!
6 Dec, 2022 @ 4:40pm 
Jumpz, 2022 might not have been the best year for you, with the restrictions, lockdowns and many others things turning your world up side down. But you managed to pull through! I wish 2023 to be THE year for you! May it be a year filled with happiness and many great memories!

I wish you an amazing 2023! :heartris:
28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:13pm 
-rep tried to give me prostate exam, not even a licensed doctor
25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11pm 
The rules of wank club are as follows:

1st RULE: You do not talk about WANK CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about WANK CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the wank is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a wank.

5th RULE: One wank at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Wanks will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at WANK CLUB, you HAVE to wank. To do so would be a breach of rules 1 & 2 of Wank Club.
1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:34am 
Jumpz, 2021 might not have been the best year for you, with the restrictions, lockdowns and many others things turning your world up side down. But you managed to pull through! I wish 2022 to be THE year for you! May it be a year filled with happiness and many great memories!

I wish you an amazing 2022! :heartris:
24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am 
I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas! May you have an amazing time with your friends and family!
7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm 
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24 Aug, 2021 @ 9:56am 
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16 Jul, 2021 @ 1:43am 
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4 Jan, 2021 @ 1:41am 
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25 Dec, 2020 @ 1:39am 
I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
13 Feb, 2020 @ 12:38pm 
jumpz on deez nuts
1 Jan, 2020 @ 1:34am 
Happy new year!!
25 Dec, 2019 @ 8:34am 
happy holidays bro :)
28 Aug, 2019 @ 6:11am 
-rep tried to give me prostate exam, not even a licensed doctor
26 Jan, 2019 @ 7:07am 
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21 Oct, 2018 @ 4:22pm 
i accepted your friend request then instantly regretteed it as i scrolled through your profile and the cancer started to build up
11 Jun, 2018 @ 11:15am 
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8 May, 2018 @ 3:34pm 
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5 May, 2018 @ 10:07am 
My dad smoked his whole life. One day my mom told him "If you want to see your children graduate, you have to stop". Three years later he died of lung cancer. My mom told me "Don't smoke; don't put your family through this". At 24, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because browsing this profile gave me cancer anyway.
4 May, 2018 @ 4:28pm 
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6 Mar, 2018 @ 1:42pm 
how's this SUPREME ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going to claim that he's in a CS team. he's only good at claiming benefits dirty inbred immigrant big -rep
2 Mar, 2018 @ 4:18am 
-rep called me a BTEC Weebru
2 Mar, 2018 @ 2:01am 
-rep Largest boy
14 Feb, 2018 @ 12:37pm 
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6 Feb, 2018 @ 8:46am 
Has CSGO Captain experience:evil_phone:
11 Jan, 2018 @ 8:49am 
-rep stole my virginity and wont give it back
3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:57pm 
Stop contacting my 12 year old son
24 Dec, 2017 @ 11:00am 
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30 Nov, 2017 @ 3:04pm 
'Forgetful Developer' more like 'BTEC Developer' :sacrificed:
5 Nov, 2017 @ 7:09am 
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2 Nov, 2017 @ 9:04am 
+rep Part of the OG 212th
25 Oct, 2017 @ 4:29pm 
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4 Sep, 2017 @ 3:14pm 
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26 Aug, 2017 @ 12:25pm 
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17 Aug, 2017 @ 5:36pm 
Hello I am 17 years old and I am a chronic masterbaiter. I masterbait 3 to 5 times a day and it gets to the point where I don't find it enjoyable, but I just can't stop. The shaft of my penis is raw. theres skin comming off and its slightly red. It hurts just to touch the tip of my penis. Is anyone aware of any lotions/lubricants/tips to help me stop my addiction to masterbation and porn or to help me coop with the pain. PLEASE HELP!! #