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8 Jan @ 2:38am 
why doesnt your profile show your playtime in ♥♥♥♥♥ master: ♥♥♥♥ coven you said it was your game of the year
8 Jan @ 2:28am 
bro can you please give me steam points bro please i just need a few more to get the orc massage profile background uncensored bro please bro im begging you
8 Jan @ 2:27am 
shut up nerd
13 Dec, 2025 @ 1:47am 
sir is there any way I could make your walpaper "art" on wallpaper engine slower than 10% limit on the app. its so beutiful and I really want to use it but its distracting how fast they swap. appreciate if you have any idea
12 Dec, 2025 @ 1:39am 
hey sirir order 5 hot pizza sausage and chese from mocdonalds pizzaria order 3 pizza pepperoni from the pizza doninks now hungyr siri order pizza now credit card njmber pizza hungry
7 Dec, 2025 @ 9:56pm 
holy shid it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dickcember meeey cheisyams bro happy saint nick bro
11 Feb, 2025 @ 1:07am 
im feeling quite peckish
5 Feb, 2025 @ 3:20am 
squiventy floven groschen
10 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49pm 
I have reason to be leive that this man and his husband are swingers. that is even more cringe than just being gay...
14 Oct, 2024 @ 2:40am 
you just got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gnomed ♥♥♥♥♥
8 Apr, 2024 @ 11:21am 
here some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tips you'll never listen

1. this game will test your patients

2. don't try to fight a hoard of bad guys and thinking your tough ♥♥♥♥, you'll end up dead

3. if you are out number run, its okay to be a ♥♥♥♥♥ cat

4. read books that will help you to level up your skills

last part. just focus on mastering your swords, defense, mace, axes, and learn each combos you can do, practice makes perfect, almost forgot you can disguise by putting on the bad guys armor be careful not to stick around for to long or don't get caught sabotaging, if you do run like you have like Forest Gump
7 Mar, 2024 @ 3:29pm 
So let me start off by saying, I love gnomes, so I may be a bit bias. I came across this and bought it right away since it was two things I really like, Gnomes and Seek-and-Find games. I played this game for 2 hours at the time of this review, and there is still some more to do. This game is definitly a work in progress, because I hit a wall in the story that says more will be coming soon.

For $3 this game is just fine! Its made in Unity, which is fine for these games, there is a lite story in this game, and the controls are easy to use. At the time of this review this game is at version 1.0.0 so Im not judging this as a finished product.

Overall, im happy with the $3 i spent, and I do see myself coming back to play more, and look forward to future additions and improvments to this game, as it stands right now, its got a really good base to start from!
20 Jan, 2024 @ 12:57am 
chop goblins
17 Nov, 2023 @ 9:49am 
Dingleberry
10 May, 2023 @ 2:07am 
wow woo we wa
2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:40pm 
el vajina
24 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36am 
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite.
24 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am 
12:28 PM - X: Ivan died
12:28 PM - Pablo Escobar: ??
12:28 PM - Pablo Escobar: What really?
12:28 PM - X: I got off the phone with his mother a minute ago
12:29 PM - Pablo Escobar: Dude
12:29 PM - Pablo Escobar: are you 100% sure?
12:29 PM - X: That's what his mother said
12:30 PM - Pablo Escobar: I'm still skeptical about it
12:30 PM - X: Did he tell you about his dog bite?
12:30 PM - Pablo Escobar: no?
12:30 PM - X: He got bit by a dog
12:31 PM - X: Apparently it got infected very bad
12:31 PM - X: And he has not woken up
12:31 PM - Pablo Escobar: Omg really?
12:32 PM - X: Yeah
12:32 PM - Pablo Escobar: Dude
12:32 PM - X: I'll let you know what his mother says
12:32 PM - Pablo Escobar: Are you just kidding or Are you actually 100% serious?
12:32 PM - X: Wait
12:33 PM - X: His mother is calling me back
12:33 PM - Pablo Escobar: okay
12:33 PM - Pablo Escobar: tell me what she says after the call
21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm 
e-sport
noun
plural noun: esports
a multiplayer video game played competitively for spectators, typically by professional gamers.
"millions of people enjoy watching e-sports"
20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am 
big fat sweaty balls
12 Jul, 2021 @ 8:02pm 
I'll give YOU squiventy floven groschen
23 Feb, 2021 @ 4:56pm 
+rep farts loudly
13 Jul, 2020 @ 7:36am 
+ Rep Because why not
13 Jan, 2020 @ 4:59am 
:DD
5 Jan, 2020 @ 11:06pm 
:D Just go get it
6 Dec, 2019 @ 10:59pm 
ARMA does not respect you if you're not willing to learn, read and understand the field manual, which explains the games mechanics, equipment, how to use them appropriately, even teamwork and situational awareness. if you're not willing to LEARN THAT, you do not belong in a combined arms military simulator.
IT IS 17+ rated for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason. You're expected to have a developed head on your shoulders, and common sense and ability to learn.

This game by its core nature makes each player RESPONSIBLE for their own health and those around them. If you're not pulling your weight, your killing your allies. if you're being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around, you're getting people killed. Transport pilots/drivers literally hold your virtual lives in their hands. You do not ♥♥♥♥ about with a situation where you hold responsibility like that. if you cannot understand that, do not buy arma 3. and do not ever get within 200m of me ingame.
5 Dec, 2019 @ 7:56am 
primate
2 Jul, 2019 @ 6:12am 
Born to ♥♥♥♥, forced to wipe.
30 Jun, 2019 @ 6:47pm 
primate
28 Jun, 2019 @ 12:44pm 
What are you sorry for
26 Jun, 2019 @ 8:05am 
I am.prepared to sacrifice.what remains of my morals.for victory.i vjose th winning team..and you? you lose.lost. you ate my.dust. you keep your.morals and ill keep.my free game.ape
25 Jun, 2019 @ 8:13pm 
entjoy losing the race.pigman.fool.cretin
2 Jun, 2019 @ 3:38pm 
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24 May, 2019 @ 9:37am 
i wish you would but you wont.coward.moron.imbecile.babby
8 May, 2019 @ 5:26pm 
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22 Apr, 2019 @ 8:12pm 
i eat pubes i eat ever ysingle last pube on thsi earth i will consume your pubes today for a low low price of 5.99 plus state tax. if even a single little bit strand of virgin phallus hairy is left over that'sa moneyback garentuee and i will personally replace every single last one of ur pubes for another attempt at business and that sir is a pube eater garentueee established 1995 by me, pube eater sr.
22 Apr, 2019 @ 7:59pm 
So let me start off by saying, I love gnomes, so I may be a bit bias. I came across this and bought it right away since it was two things I really like, Gnomes and Seek-and-Find games. I played this game for 2 hours at the time of this review, and there is still some more to do. This game is definitly a work in progress, because I hit a wall in the story that says more will be coming soon.

For $3 this game is just fine! Its made in Unity, which is fine for these games, there is a lite story in this game, and the controls are easy to use. At the time of this review this game is at version 1.0.0 so Im not judging this as a finished product.

Overall, im happy with the $3 i spent, and I do see myself coming back to play more, and look forward to future additions and improvments to this game, as it stands right now, its got a really good base to start from!
11 Apr, 2019 @ 7:17pm 
dennis fitzgerald
28 Mar, 2019 @ 6:02pm 
I have seen all stages of life. Birth, youth, young adulthood, old people, and people who died either of natural or unnatural causes.

Life is too short and too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BORING to spend with some square girl who is like a barbie doll. Shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch, wearing Ugg boots,and being stuck up on herself until she finally grows up at age 30 when she realizes she’s only getting older, fatter, wrinkly, and desperate because being a ♥♥♥♥♥ and being a slut puppy and wearing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ more makeup than the entire band Kiss isn’t enough to keep people interested in her.

Skipping all of that….there’s a difference between ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people and real people who just have things kind of rough.

People who have lives….people who have ideals(and it’s not bad to have ideals). I’m rambling a bit….


10 Feb, 2019 @ 2:42pm 
i will beat you to death
4 Feb, 2019 @ 5:55pm 
haha look at this poor fool without a gold profile
26 Jan, 2019 @ 11:33am 
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1 Jan, 2019 @ 12:57pm 
Knows more about milk than X
Respects!
5 Dec, 2018 @ 3:38pm 
my last girl say ♥♥♥♥ you man, ♥♥♥♥ your rap
because i smoke ever day marijuana
marijuana, its a numba one-a
17 Jul, 2018 @ 7:52pm 
signed by moses :PPPIG::UnsungHero:
13 Jul, 2018 @ 2:11am 
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G'Day mate.
2 Feb, 2018 @ 8:37pm 
Okay thanks
31 Jan, 2018 @ 6:56pm 
what's for breakfast?