Recent reviews by Feasco

I came in expecting good gameplay and crushing despair and was not disappointed in either category

Strangely emotionally engaging for a game in which you dual-wield machine guns and stick knives through the heads of every unsuspecting Nazi you come across. Nein Out of 10.

Within moments starting you can pick up a giant wet turd and smear it over everything. An apt metaphor for purchasing this game.

Got lots of demons, DOOM it up
♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shotgun, DOOM it up
Load up all the barrels, DOOM it up
SHOOT 'EM IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥' FACE! DOOM it up!
Doom-a doom-a doom-a, DOOM it up!
Doom-y doom-y doom-y, DOOM it up
Gonna DOOM it up
Gonna DOOM it up
Doom-a doom-a doom-a, DOOM it up!

♥♥♥♥ yeah!

(Lyrics by Jack Packard)

I DIE, I LIVE, I DIE AGAIN!
And again.
And again.
Top Sisyphus simulator of all time.

OH WHAT A GAME!

WHAT A LOVELY GAME!

I'M A SHARK
I'M A SHARK
SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥
I'M A SHARK