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After sixteen and a half cycles of unpermitted chronal tinkering, I have finally stabilized the Proto-Quintessential Vibrodynamic Engine™, a device widely considered impossible by every reputable scientist and also my dentist. Its hyperbolic neuro-cauliflexor plates are friction-welded directly onto a triaxially-reluctant sympathy rotor, ensuring that any and all emotional oscillations resonate in perfect tandem with the interpersonal gravitational field of the observer.

This is important because, as many certified professionals have repeatedly assured me, I am what scholars refer to as “built differently.” In competitive gaming arenas, my presence alone statistically reduces enemy morale by 17%. They say heroes are born, not made — but in my case, I was manufactured in a limited-run pilot batch using government-subsidized mystery alloys and one (1) expired Red Bull.

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yo, interested in your tf2 spelled items
add me to talk :3

i bet you enjoy eating hotdogs

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Just curious did Kuaza and ya ever make the AuCg game you guys mentioned a while back?

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Permit me to announce, with an air of utmost refinement and sophistication, that within my esteemed possession lie two meticulously chosen telephonic instruments, each designated with a distinct purpose of paramount significance. The first of these devices has been judiciously allocated to serve as the conduit through which I may engage in the most genteel and intricate dialogues with the select and venerable cadre of my business associates. The instrument, through its divine connectivity, permits the exchange of conversations pertaining to the intricacies of commerce, negotiations of the most illustrious stature, and collaborations of a prosperous nature. On the other hand, the second device, selected with great circumspection, aids in the management of financial affairs of the highest consequence. it is this instrument, you see, that facilitates not only conversations of an amorous nature, but also the administration of matters that pertain to the accrual and stewardship of wealth.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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Ur hamster text box could be a script from rick n morty

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doesnt even have the nuts to tell me he loves me

''Don’t talk to me unless you want to play either quake champions, quake live, quake world, quake 2, quake 3 arena, quake 4, unreal tournament 99, ut2004, ut3, ut4, doom 2 mods, doom 3, doom 2016, doom eternal, half life dm, deathmatch classic, hl2dm, Warsow, warfork, cocaine diesel, reflex arena, ratz instab, shotgun farmers, diabotical, shoot mania, painkiller, cube 2 sauerbraten, urban terror, wolfenstein enemy territory, call of duty 1 mp, open fortress, goat of duty, kingpin mp, sin mp, titanfall 2, duskworld, halo master chief collection, worms rumble, midair community edition, krunker, roblox hellreaver, xonotic, alien arena, the specialists, master arena, mf arena, open arena rat mod, toxxik, or quake champions: doom edition.'' lol

First of all, I'm sick of the term "Weeb". I didn't study half a semester of Japanese history and do a google maps tour of Tokyo so that some uncultured swine would walk around calling me a weeb like its an insult. Japanese culture is my life, not some sort of past time you idiots. And yes, I will be visiting Japan for the first time next year when air travel costs go down.

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Hi, I added you to ask a question about the vintage warrior's spirit you own.

Hi, I added you to ask a question about the vintage warrior's spirit you own.

Dᴏ ᴅɪғғɪᴄᴜʟᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴇᴀsʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟ. ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇɢɪɴ ᴀ sɪɴɢʟᴇ sᴛᴇᴘ.

Eric you little ♥♥♥♥ respond immediately. Where are you? Do you think this is funny? Do you think I am some little thing you can throw away like trash? Do you think I am trash, Eric? Take a look at yourself in the mirror the sound of your squealing voice like a pig piggy oink oink hahaha it makes me laugh Eric to hear you boohoo cry little pig ♥♥♥♥ squeal.

Eric I'm sorry to offend you I did not intent the pig comment but I am frustrated because you are still playing hide and hide and hide and hide and hide and I CANNOT SEE ERIC YOU KNOW I CANNOT SEE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME ERIC

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY

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Are you an angel

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We're DONE with the Libtards! First they take away our COLORS, then our GUNS, and now our POLICE! REPOST if you agree!

No you’re NOT a gamer

I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100hrs in this game and it’s great!” That’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we’ll be friends.

hi from Russia

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I punch my walls. I punch my walls all day. Every morning I wake up and I say “I am going to punch my walls today.” It’s not a hobby or some fad; it’s a lifestyle. It’s a way of telling the universe who’s boss. Sometimes you just need to remind everyone within a 30 foot radius of your walls that you do mean business and that business is mean. Over the course of the past five years I have dedicated over 65% of my working income purely to the purchasing of Spackle. Everyday after I punch my wall I grab a tub of Spackle and repair the new hole I created. Sometimes if I feel that I have done a really good job that day at punching my wall I’ll lick the leftover Spackle off my fingers as a little treat to myself to say, “good job, pal.”

Cman? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out
AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
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uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach
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through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me furry lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so
hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes
into a bakery store in the backround spiling white liquid and dough on the streets NOT
WEIRD A RARE GIFT FROM GOD inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka
ohhhh my gooooodd~

I've been noticing an unusual trend in the quality of Snickers bars over the last decade. I found an old one from 5 years ago and decided to study its composition under my spectrometer and discovered something unnerving. The Snickers bar currently sold in stores contains 43.67% less rare earth elements by weight, when compared to one sold 5 years ago. Do they think they can fool us? It's hard to wrap my mind around why they would do this. Thorium used to make up 12% of the bar, but now it's at 8%, and now there's only 4% Americium compared to 7% just a while ago. It's all been replaced by organic carbon-based matter, like sucrose and poorly crafted carbohydrates. I'm disappointed in the Mars corporation, and I hope my findings will gain enough publicity to force Mars into reverting back to the old formula. Consider this an open letter.

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I purchased the 3m n95 respirator for my grandmother’s cat, because I wish to protect her pet from the harmful effects of COVID-19 airborne allergens.

Firstly, let me state that this mask was not actually advertised for use upon cats. But it also wasn’t advertised to not be used upon cats. So had to make some minor adjustments to its fitting but this was easily accomplished with a manicure scissors my grandmother keeps in her bathroom medicine cabinet.

All in all, I’d say the mask works as advertised. It fits the cats face securely and over the last 36 hours, she has suffered no visible signs of infection. Of course I must remove the mask to allow the cat to eat, but I feed her within a secured bathroom in which I’ve placed four air filtration devices. After feeding, I replace her n95 mask.

The n95 mask can be adjusted via 3m’s app and is quickly rechargeable via a standard USB port. I will probably purchase a second mask.

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Good Day ma'am,

Please pardon my interruption. At the risk of sounding rude &/or impolite, I would like to express to you that the Physique of your body frame is one that I would like to believe would be very pleasurable to experience for several hours.

Thank you for allowing me to see you. Have a nice day!

Again, I apologize for the interruption.

Hey Zyro, it's Skeezix. How are ya?

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