Profile Update 2015

>Achievements unlocked
= Hale's Own Dildo Gun
= 2000+ hrs in TF2
= Finally Updated to Dota 2 Reborn

>Buffed the following
= Stress (now experienced daily)
= Ping (as if 300+ was bad enough)
= Social Life (after 17 years in the making)

>Nerfed the following
= Money
= Game Time
= Aim

Summary of UP Life in 3 words
WELCOME TO HELL!!