maxed dog bot who kicks players out from lobbies cuz he sucks harder than hes mom

i am seeking somebody who will let me chase them. age and gender doesn't matter, you can be real old or a lady or black as long as you can go real fast. it doesn't matter where it happens (inside or outside) but you have to be fun to chase. you can't be on a bike because it's cheating. I want to be sweaty but but i have to catch you in the end. if i don't catch you then you won't get paid. but you can't let me catch you and be easy about it an if you do you won't get paid.

after the chasing you should say something to me like "good running" or "you're very fast" and give me a high five (one hand high five or both hands high five). not because i told you to but because you think it. afterwards you should post a picture of me on facebook and make the picture say "he caught me"

-rep uses a voice changer to try to sound macho as ♥♥♥♥

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

+rep хороший игрок

I hope you get raped by your father ♥♥♥♥♥♥