Reading elden ring boss speedkills debates is wild
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>gets mad over a game and leaves hatemail
>"errrmmm your ego is tied to a game!"

You might want to look in a mirror lmao

>wow you wrote up a paragraph
>writes up a paragraph himself, most of which says nothing

loooooooooooooooooooool

this will be my last comment bc its less funny now and ur obviously chronically online and its painful replying to a genuine chud </3. the fact you type out entire paragraphs to argue on your own steam profile is laughable because it shows you tie your entire ego to video games and randoms on the internet. consider going outside lil guy, theres so much to do and see!! if you think i took time out of my day to fake a nightreign post you are as deluded as you appear to be. you are bad at the game. unlucky. have ur little last word !! we're all so proud of u !!!

Honestly even if it's not fake (I'm still perplexed because I was there to see you guys STRUGGLE on the day 2 boss, which is way easier), it just makes him look even more pathetic.

"wow I WON I'm going to continue to send hatemail and argue about it a month later"

And at the end of the day, again, the only reason everyone ended up low level is because you insisted on going for boss rush towers early.

I have literally never seen another decent player try to do that, nor anyone pull it off. It's literally not how the map is designed. Unironically brought the agonizing day 2/3 on yourself.

It took it almost a month to post the screenshot, intriguing. Is it evolving?

Ah, looks like I was wrong I guess the beast claw cheese carried you harder than I thought. Unless you photoshopped lol

Still don't believe you were in a discord call though :)

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read and weep bud, if you dont believe 2 people can do that you're worse at the game than i thought you were

tag ur little friend again <3

But yeah sorry dude, the jigs up. I genuinely don't believe you speedkilled one of the tankiest boss in the game under-leveled with no good weapons and one party member missing. 90% sure you're just a dirty liar trying to make someone else feel bad to assauge your own flowing salt. Which is sad, honestly.

I mean you seem pretty mad already, which is further evidence you party wiped. Have had plenty of matches myself where some rando got lost or fell behind or did something stupid but we still won in the end, and I never felt mad enough about it to go leave him hatemail.

Only makes sense if you're mad you lost lol

@布里坦克 lmao

nice ragebait, was an ez complete without you

The irony of having the nickname apathy in this situation is high

Also would explain why I wasn't able to rejoin despite trying as soon as I could, there's no way you guys beat Deep of Night Caligo (drawn out tanky as ♥♥♥♥ boss that spends most of the fight running away and zoning) with 2 players at crippled low level that quickly lmmmaaaaooooo

I'm guessing the truth is you wiped immediately before I could rejoin and then came here to drop a salty comment lol

I bet you didn't even beat caligo either :) probably explains why you're so salty

still commenting a novel? crazy l + ratio bud ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player get mogged

I admit, I made one major mistake in that run: after dropping off the cliff to pay off Libra, I made the choice to hit one of the churches in the upper region that I alone had missed on Day 1. I figured that since we were heading to the northern castle or tower, it'd be along the way. But I massively over-estimated how awkward the north region terrain is, and basically had to arc around the northern part of the map. This is the main reason for your salt as this was about when you started spamming the ping.

Again, wouldn't have been an issue if we just went to the northern cursed castle like everyone else does instead of insisting on rushing BOTH boss towers at low level (and rushing in their alone to force the issue). The tower is for if you're above level 10 (AT LEAST) and you're having a good run with good equipment (and even then it's risky depending on what debuffs the tower gives you).

@apathy

If that was the case, why didn't you and him head over to the first boss rush tower TOGETHER instead of you splitting off and running into it ALONE while we were still trying to clear out the cursed castle?

He also accompanied me to clear out the Libra invasion (which is part of why I ended up cut off from the rest of the time), while you beelined for the second boss rush tower immediately. It's almost like you guys didn't have any coordination at all and nobody knew what the ♥♥♥♥ you were doing running for the boss rush towers at low level like an escaped mental patient.

I don't like to accuse, but I'm gonna be honest: I'm genuinely starting to think you're completely lying due to salt lol. It would make sense given the way you played (terribly).

From what I've seen, CS community is filled with mostly morons. Well, at least their hate mails are less intelligent than the two communities I've mentioned to ever consider them. They actually feel like Dead Internet Theory israel by how same-y they are. At least these people are trying to write something cohesive. Even though the guy here is cut from the same stone.

me and 'tthe other dude' were in discord clowning you the entire time, we had enough teamwork to finish the run without you, again, human sandbag, gg

It's the worst in the Counterstrike community. There are some people whose comment threads I follow just for how constant and absurd it is. Quality entertainment.

I love how hate mails still exist in two gaming communities: From Soft ones and FGC

Except you did that BEFORE I fell behind, while me and the other dude were trying to clear out the southern curse castle. I was with him in the castle and looked at the map and saw you ran into the boss rush map alone low level like a crazy person lol.

I don't think you're very good at routing and teamwork. Your choice to keep pushing for the boss rush tower at low level instead of just going for the castle first like most people (and not even pinging when you were doing it the first time!) pretty much condemned everyone to be low level that run lol.

because you move at the pace of michael j fox, brother in christ you achieved nothing, and yes you couldnt join that run bc we duo'd it without you, honestly a godsend, you are a human sandbag

If you were that Revenant player though: why the ♥♥♥♥ did you run into the boss rush tower ALONE at like level 7

Hey not sure if you were that guy from that Everdark Caligo run but my connection literally died at the end there lol.

I tried to rejoin but the game was over by the time it let me try again.

potentially the worst nightreign player ive ever seen

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