@tyron’s statuslog

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Memo

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Found this note taking app that is just PERFECT!

1 day ago
Sandwich

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Bovril sandwiches.

2 days ago
Hot beverage

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R.I.P Scott Adams.

4 days ago
Camera with flash

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Need a simple image gallery for WordPress? I got you covered.

4 days ago
Laptop

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I coded up a WordPress gallery plugin today. Who the heck needs another gallery plugin!

5 days ago Respond
Robot

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Bot wrangling!

5 days ago Respond
Steaming bowl

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Noodles acquired!

1 week ago Respond
Hospital

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At the hospital. If I survive this visit I’m off to Poke Box for some noodles! 🍜

1 week ago Respond
Robot
Laptop

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Brain is fried from coding all day.

1 week ago Respond
Link
Fireworks

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Happy New Year, folks! I hope 2026 is a great year for us all.

2 weeks ago Respond
Link

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My new service is live: LinkHero. Please share!

3 weeks ago Respond
T-rex

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RAAAAAAAAGHHH!

1 month ago
Pile of poo

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Down in the dumps.

1 month ago Respond
Money with wings

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They call me Mr Min because I have min geld.

2 months ago Respond
Brain

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Reading: Reframe Your Brain by Scott Adams.

3 months ago
Banana

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Hospital again.

4 months ago Respond
Skull

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Keep on keeping on!

5 months ago Respond
Syringe

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Checkup at the surgeon today.

5 months ago Respond
Thinking face

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Pondering about starting my own business.

5 months ago Respond
House with garden

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Home.

6 months ago Respond
Face with medical mask

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Surgery this week.

6 months ago Respond
Smiling face with hearts

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Emmett arrives tomorrow morning!

6 months ago Respond
Ambulance

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In hospital. Hopefully, it will be a short stay.

6 months ago Respond
Flexed biceps

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Smashed the deep work Monday!

6 months ago Respond
Camera
Smiling face with hearts

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There’s no better feeling than getting a card from your kid on Father’s Day!

7 months ago Respond
Zzz

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Sleep. Read, sleep.read… repeat.

7 months ago Respond
Leaf fluttering in wind

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Windy day. That’s all.

7 months ago Respond
Face screaming in fear

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Midnight doomscrolling!

7 months ago Respond
Airplane

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Visited Emmett this weekend!

7 months ago Respond
Birthday cake

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Cake Day!

7 months ago Respond
Grinning face

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A life without ultimate meaning can be worth living.

7 months ago Respond
Llama

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“The only place to spit in a rich man’s house is in his face” - Diogenes.

8 months ago Respond
Hot beverage

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1:30am coffee slurps. I’m living on the edge!

8 months ago Respond
Broken heart

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Today I learned to play You Are My Sunshine on my ukulele and I realised it’s actually a hectic song about heartbreak!

8 months ago Respond
Thought balloon

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Our responsibility as human beings is to make other people’s lives more interesting.

8 months ago Respond
Crayon

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I love watching Sebastian Borckenhagen draw for 4 minutes on YouTube.

8 months ago Respond
Movie camera

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Mickey 17 was a great film. Robert Pattinson surprised me.

8 months ago Respond
Popcorn

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Watched Freaky Tales last night. I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

8 months ago Respond
Hot beverage

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Coffee slurps initiated at 4am!

8 months ago Respond
Memo

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Gerry McGovern’s book World Wide Waste is a MUST read. Here is the introduction which is brilliant!

8 months ago
Sunrise

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Wake up! Let go! Be aware!

8 months ago Respond
Disguised face

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Today I have a skwonk moustache.

8 months ago Respond
Sun behind large cloud

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God made some beautiful clouds today.

8 months ago Respond
Moai

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Happy Easter!

8 months ago Respond
Hot beverage

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4am coffee slurps.

8 months ago Respond
No mobile phones

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Trying out a Digitla Declutter for a while. Let’s see how long this one lasts!

9 months ago Respond
Brain

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“The ability to observe without evaluating is the highest form of intelligence” - J. Krishnamurti

9 months ago Respond
Palm tree

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Palm Sunday was yesterday. We watched a choir and orchestra sing hymns. It was more fun than it sounds.

9 months ago Respond
Person in bed

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Duvet day!

9 months ago Respond
Cloud with rain
Thinking face

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The highest wisdom is rooted in humble ignorance.

9 months ago Respond
Turtle

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Slow Monday.

9 months ago Respond
Snail

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Snail day.

9 months ago Respond
Hamburger

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Breakfast burgers!

9 months ago Respond
Broken heart

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A day of heartbreak.

10 months ago Respond
Face savoring food

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It is the time of hot cross buns!

10 months ago Respond
Sun with face

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Obey God to be yourself. Worship God to find yourself.

10 months ago Respond
Open book

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Reading C.S. Lewis.

10 months ago Respond
Laptop

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Back at work.

10 months ago Respond
House

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Home

11 months ago Respond
Face with thermometer

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Still in hospital…

11 months ago Respond
Syringe

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Back to hospital.

11 months ago Respond
Pile of poo

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Monday mood.

11 months ago Respond
Hospital

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Recovery has been slow, but I feel there’s light approaching.

11 months ago Respond
Skull

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Eeek!

11 months ago Respond
Open book

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Saturday plans: reading the Tarot of Marsilio!

11 months ago Respond
Hot beverage

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First coffee of the week slurped. Happy Monday!

1 year ago Respond
Face with thermometer

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Still…

1 year ago Respond
Sun with face

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Boiling HOT! 🥵

1 year ago Respond
Sneezing face

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Man Flu!

1 year ago Respond
Fireworks

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Happy New Year, folks! Have a great 2025!

1 year ago Respond
Airplane

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Off to see Emmett today!

1 year ago Respond
Christmas tree

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Merry Christmas!

1 year ago Respond
Wrapped gift

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Last minute… every year!

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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Sunday morning slurps!

1 year ago Respond
Pill

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Highly drugged (prescription and monitored) but damn, gone are the days of good old aspirin 🤪

1 year ago Respond
Feather

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A single Feather Landed at Her feet

A flock of Feathers Flew out of Father’s ear.

1 year ago Respond
Flying saucer

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People are born and people die. Should you want to convey something to others, try to incorporate your Hang playing in this circle of life: in times of need and grief, in times of deep­felt joy, or in speechless moments. Play the Hang for the praise of being!

1 year ago Respond
Footprints

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Defeat.

1 year ago Respond
Pile of poo

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Poopy weekend.

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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1am coffee slurps and semi-conscious tweets and Reddit replies. Tomorrow I will regret everything. I’m not even drunk.

1 year ago Respond
Popcorn

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The world is a movie right now.

1 year ago Respond
Thought balloon

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Pondering.

1 year ago Respond
Rooster

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Roosters

1 year ago Respond
Skull

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Dead weekend.

1 year ago Respond
Sauropod

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Remove the superfluity.

1 year ago Respond
Rugby football

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Last week I bought a rugby shirt that has nothing to do with any specific rugby team. Yep!

1 year ago Respond
Artist palette

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I really feel like creating some art this week. Gotta get my mojo flowing some how…

1 year ago Respond
Ring

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It only took me 10 years.

1 year ago Respond
Hammer and wrench

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Macguyver’s EDC: A Swiss Army knife. A roll of duct tape, flattened so it would fit in one of his pockets. Paper clips. Strike anywhere matches

1 year ago Respond
Taco

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Dreaming of tacos!

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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First slurps of the weekend!

1 year ago Respond
Musical note

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My son taught me a new genre of music last week called “Phonk”.

I am now officially a know-nothing dad. Prepare for dad jokes!

1 year ago Respond
Brain

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Memory is not an accurate transcription of past experience.

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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Coffee slurped. Missing Emmett.

1 year ago Respond
Skull

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Pondering.

1 year ago Respond
Taco

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The only good thing about yesterday were the tacos.

1 year ago Respond
Person in bed

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Rest day before the dreaded “D”.

1 year ago Respond
Popcorn

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Movies with my boy today. Despicable Me 4 was great 😊

1 year ago Respond
Airplane

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Almost time to fly!

1 year ago Respond
Brain

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Brain is fried after today.

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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Drink up! Long day of meetings and spreadsheets ahead.

1 year ago Respond
Eyes

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WHERE ARE YOU?

WHERE ARE YOU?

WHERE ARE YOU?

HERE in the REAR!

1 year ago Respond
Pile of poo

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People are being nasty to me on Reddit, again, mom!

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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Happy Tuesday! It has been a good start to the week. Long may the goodness last.

1 year ago Respond
Full moon

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It is midnight and I am DOOM SCROLLING!

1 year ago Respond
E-mail

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Blocking emails makes me feel like I have super powers!

1 year ago Respond
Automobile

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Have you ever noticed how everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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Coffee shop doodles in the tiny sketchbook.

1 year ago Respond
Open book

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I’m falling down the rabbit hole that is pocket notebooks. Jesus take the wheel.

1 year ago Respond
Banana

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I just wanted to have a banana emoji on my status today.

1 year ago Respond
Face with rolling eyes

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My “digital declutter” lasted exactly 6 hours.

1 year ago Respond
Paw prints

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At my folks house for the weekend and Lady the Scruffy bitch wont leave me alone. Feels nice to be wanted.

1 year ago Respond
Face vomiting

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Reading: Google and Meta secretly run a secret ad campaign targeting teens. I love how Google plays innocent and says that they need to increase their training to their sales representatives. Despicable.

1 year ago Respond
Cloud with snow

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I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.

1 year ago Respond
Money-mouth face

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Fantastic news! Google Loses Antitrust Case.

1 year ago Respond
Cowboy hat face

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My last entry for Sling Slam 2024 is clumsy MKUltra slinging.

Doing a digital declutter from tomorrow for 30 days.

1 year ago Respond
Smiling face with sunglasses

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Attempting some knucklebone flow for the Sling Slam 2024 competition happening over at Instagram.

1 year ago Respond
Eyes

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My first attempt at entering Sling Slam 2024 is some mediocre begleri slinging.

1 year ago Respond
Grinning face

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The three components of happiness are:

  • something to do
  • someone to love
  • something to look forward to
1 year ago Respond
Game die

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Games night! Looking forward to playing Munchkin again.

1 year ago Respond
Thinking face

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My ex-wife always said I didn’t listen. At least, that’s what I think she said.

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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Today I learned, for about the 3 thousandth time, that life is unfair and there’s no point to any of this shit so you should just go get a good takeaway coffee made by a great barista.

1 year ago Respond
Ghost

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Ghosts are just skeleton farts.

1 year ago Respond
Eyes

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This is for my friend who has never played Munchkin. You know who you are!

1 year ago Respond
Face with head-bandage

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I went to the doctor the other day and told him I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

1 year ago Respond
Skull

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In a lot of pain last night. I probably keep my exquisite human up in worry all night. I’m a failure.

1 year ago Respond
Glowing star

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Excuse me, but the way you roll just shimmers, that’s just science!

1 year ago Respond
Pile of poo

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2:30am doom scrolling.

1 year ago Respond
Newspaper

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“Ignore all news. If it’s important there will eventually be a good book about it.” - How to Live, Derek Sivers.

1 year ago Respond
Ninja

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.ninja { visibility: hidden; color: black; }

1 year ago Respond
Carrot

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What’s orange and rhymes with parrot?

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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Happy Sunday! Looking forward to coffee and Pokémon TCG today.

1 year ago Respond
Watch

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I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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Good morning!

1 year ago Respond
Movie camera

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Watching Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Will probably pass out… 💤

1 year ago Respond
Soap

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Washing white tees. Remember to use bluing.

1 year ago Respond
Disappointed face

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4am Doom Scrolling. Not proud.

1 year ago Respond
Face with symbols on mouth

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I think I got ripped off at the cellphone shop yesterday!

1 year ago Respond
Barber pole

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Haircut day.

1 year ago Respond
Mobile phone

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3am. Doom-scrolling. I need to do a digital declutter.

1 year ago Respond
Game die

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Playing sealed deck KeyForge today.

1 year ago Respond
Atom symbol

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because, they make up everything.

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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SLURP!

1 year ago Respond
Skull

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In pain and very tired, but I can’t sleep.

1 year ago Respond
Cheese wedge

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Did you ever hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off?

He’s all-right now.

1 year ago Respond
Collision
👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

1 year ago Respond
Snail

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Time to take it slow.

1 year ago Respond
Open book

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Reading: Tiny CSS Projects (fun to catch up on old skills between work tasks).

1 year ago Respond
Dollar banknote

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but it sure buys a lot of distractions.

1 year ago Respond
Bubbles

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Washing my whites today. Tip: use blueing.

1 year ago Respond
Smiling face with hearts

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Ten years together with the love of my life today!

1 year ago Respond
Money with wings

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Bought new begleri for friends this morning. Gotta share the love.

1 year ago Respond
Shortcake

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People always say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.”

Well, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it?

1 year ago Respond
Hamburger

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Burgers for breakfast!

1 year ago Respond
Face screaming in fear

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Screaming into the void!

1 year ago Respond
Loudly crying face

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Mom! People are being horrible to me on Reddit, again!

1 year ago Respond
Pill

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Taking all the meds. Yuck!

1 year ago Respond
Nauseated face

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Suspected "feeling-under-the-weather" causes:

  • Bad pizza
  • Bad Tabasco Scorpion sauce
  • Swine flu
  • Dialysis wonkyness
1 year ago Respond
Face vomiting

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Feeling under the weather.

1 year ago Respond
Laptop

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Coffee then work work work…

1 year ago Respond
Pizza

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Fiery pizza for dinner followed by now page updating. Good way to end the weekend.

1 year ago Respond
Zzz

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Small joys: Sunday afternoon naps.

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

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Coffee slurps.

1 year ago Respond
Smiling face with hearts

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My exquisite human bought me these funky little begleri in copper. I think she likes me.

1 year ago Respond
Hot pepper

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Tobasco Scorpion Sauce is fire! 🔥

1 year ago Respond
Face with rolling eyes

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“AI” art is so cringe!

1 year ago Respond
Person in bed

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Duvet day today. Maybe some reading and omg.lol fiddling mixed in.

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