Supernatural Treehouse

All Characters from Supernatural are owned by Erik Kripke and the CW, so on and so forth. No copyright infringement is intended; this is a collaborative writing group meant for ridiculous fun.

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Profile Codes

God / treehouse_god (written by Godself)
LUCIFER / treehouse_luci (written by nbaeker) THROWN OUT OF HEAVEN BECAUSE I WAS MORE BAD-ASS THAN MY BROTHER. YOU KNOW THAT WHOLE THING ABOUT THE BIBLE SAYING I REBELLED? HARDLY. IT WAS REALLY THAT MICHAEL WAS JEALOUS AND DECIDED TO KICK ME OUT. DAD STILL SENDS ME INVITES TO FAMILY DINNERS, BUT IF HE DOESN'T ATTEND, WHY SHOULD I? BASICALLY, I'M JUST HANGING OUT UNTIL THE APOCALYPSE, BRINGING IT AROUND IN THE FORM OF FANFIC, SPAM/CHAIN EMAILS AND MASSIVE GIF PARTIES. EVERYONE'S GOTTA HAVE HOBBIES, RIGHT? YEAH. YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.
Uriel / treehouse_uriel (written by cherryshadowz) I’M URIEL AND MY HOBBIES INCLUDE SMITING ON AN INDIVIDUAL AND LARGE SCALE, ACCOMPANYING CASTIEL ON MISSIONS AND JOKES. THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW UNLESS I DECIDE TO TELL YOU MORE, YOU MUD MONKEYS. WATCH YOURSELVES. AS FOR MY BRETHERN I AM WORKING ON SOME ~SIDE PROJECTS, I MAY BE GONE FROM TIME TO TIME BUT IT WILL NEVER BE FOR TOO LONG.
Gabriel/Trickster / treehouse_gabe (written by jaffatech) I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FREE BOOZE AND CANDY. MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY WHILE I WAIT FOR MY IDIOT BROTHERS TO QUIT FIGHTING, YOU KNOW? IT'S NO WONDER DAD RAN OFF. YEAH, I'M BITTER. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DIDN'T SAY THANK YOU WHEN THEY WERE PASSED THE MASHED POTATOES, THEY START A FREAKIN' APOCALYPSE! YOU ASK ME, THEY JUST NEED TO HUG, GET OVER IT, AND GET BACK TO SMITING. DOES ANYONE EVER HUG ME THOUGH? NO. AT LEAST I CAN STILL ENJOY PLAYING SCREW-WITH-THE-WINCHESTERS. MAYBE THEY'LL GIVE ME A HUG?
Castiel th_cas (written by bumblee) HELLO, I AM CASTIEL. I AM AN ANGEL OF THE LORD AND VERY OLD AND WISE. MY FATHER IS GOD. HE CREATED ME OUT OF HIS DIVINE GRACE FOR WHICH I AM GREATLY APPRECIATIVE. I HAVE SEVERAL HUNDRED BROTHERS AND SISTERS. IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO LIST THEM ALL BY NAME AND QUITE FRANKLY MANY OF THEM I DO NOT WISH TO ASSOCIATE IT WITH FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME. I'VE FOUND URIEL AND ANNA TO BE AMIABLE COMPANIONS IN THE PAST. MICHAEL AND LUCIFER ARE TRYING TO DESTROY MY FATHER'S CREATION WITH AN APOCALYPSE, AND WE ARE NOT ON VERY GOOD TERMS AS OF LATE. GABRIEL, RAPHAEL, AND ZACHARIAH TAKE EVERY OCCASION TO HARASS ME SIMPLY BECAUSE I AM OUR FATHER'S NEWEST CREATION. RECENTLY I WAS ASSIGNED TO A MISSION TO RESCUE A HUMAN NAMED DEAN WINCHESTER FROM HELL. EVER SINCE THEN MY QUIET EXISTENCE HAS BEEN GREATLY DISRUPTED AND I NO LONGER THINK IT SHALL RETURN TO NORMAL. I BLAME DEAN WINCHESTER FOR THIS ENTIRELY. HE TRIES MY PATIENCE ON A REGULAR BASIS. HOWEVER, I'VE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE BY SAM WINCHESTER THAT MY HUMAN--DEAN--IS MORE TEMPERAMENTAL THAN MOST AVERAGE HUMANS. WHETHER THIS IS TRUE REQUIRES MORE SOCIAL INTERACTION, AND I AM CURRENTLY TESTING HYPOTHESES.
Zachariah (written by 04_lover) WHAT IS THERE TO KNOW ABOUT ME? WELL, TOO MUCH THAT’S FOR DAMN SURE; I’M TOO AWESOME TO JUST WRITE TWO OR THREE MEASLY SENTENCES ABOUT! BUT I’LL TELL YOU THE GIST: I’M ON AN NEVER-ENDING QUEST FOR DEAN’S CONSENT, WHICH IS HARDER TO GET THAN YOU’D THINK—BOY IS MORE UNYIELDING THAN MOTHER TERESA. I’M KEEPING TRACK OF MY EFFORTS HERE (AND I MIGHT EVEN WRITE A FANFIC OR TWO. I ALREADY HAVE SOME IDEAS, LIKE, “DEAN SAYS YES TO MICHAEL” OR “I FIGURE OUT A WAY WHERE MICHAEL DOESN’T NEED DEAN’S CONSENT”. THERE ARE A LOT OF POSSIBILITIES HERE.)
Raphael (written by sherrilina) I AM RAPHAEL, AND I AM AN ARCHANGEL, BITCHES, ALONG WITH MICHAEL AND THAT LAYABOUT GABRIEL. WE OF HEAVEN ARE SICK OF LOOKING AFTER ALL OF YOUR SHIT ON EARTH, AND WITH OUR FATHER DEAD WE HAVE DECIDED THAT IT IS TIME TO CUT TO THE CHASE AND GET TO THE GOOD PART--PARADISE. WE COULD ALL USE A REST FROM YOUR ENDLESS SHENANIGANS. IF YOU MESS WITH US AND OUR PLANS--ESPECIALLY WITH OUR HOLY PROPHET CHUCK--I WILL SMITE YOU. JUST ASK OUR MISGUIDED LITTLE BROTHER CASTIEL HOW ~THOROUGHLY~ I SMOTE HIS UNGRATEFUL, REBELLIOUS ASS. (AND SPEAKING OF, CASTIEL, I AM NOT YOUR BITCH, AND I WILL GIVE YOU YOURS WHEN I TRACK YOU DOWN, PUNK!) I AM THE ANGEL OF HEALING, BUT FRANKLY SOMETIMES I CANNOT REALLY BE ARSED TO HEAL, SO I AM AFRAID MY VESSEL MAY BE A LITTLE WORSE FOR THE WEAR SOMETIMES, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT MY BADASS SELF FILLS HIM IN THE FORM OF LIGHTNING; DESCENDING INTO A VESSEL IN THE FORM OF MERE WHITE LIGHT IS JUST FAR TOO BLAND FOR A BAMF SUCH AS MYSELF. AS DEAN NOTED, I AM NOT JUST ANY ANGEL, BUT A ~NINJA~ AS WELL. AS WELL AS A RENAISSANCE ARTIST....
Balthazar / godamnmistake (written by hirvio)
Crowley / th_crowley (written by ratherastory)
Ruby / wheresmyfries (written by nbaeker)
Meg / treehouse_meg (written by scarletsherlock)
Lilith / treehouse_lili (written by miss_nevermore) NAMES LILITH, AND, THANKS TO THE LITTLE CLAUSE TO RAISE LUCIFER FROM HELL, I HAD TO DIE. A BIT UNFORTUNATE DON'T YOU THINK? SENT TO LIMBO AFTER THAT AND, I CAN TELL YOU, NOT FUN. BUT GUESS WHAT? NOW I'M BACK AND I'M DONE WITH THE LITTLE GIRL GIG. I'M READY TO GO BACK TO BASICS, AND HAVE SOME FUN. NOTE: ALSO, BE FOREWARNED, YOU PISS ME OFF, INSULT ME, OR MY FAMILY, YOU WILL REGRET IT. I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT.
Willa / willa_loves_you (written by lemon_gel) HELLO DARLINGS. SO IT'S YOUR (NOT-SO)FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD CROSSROADS DEMON, HERE TO MAKE ALL YOUR LITTLE DREAMS COME TRUE AT THE COMPLETELY (UN)REASONABLE EXPENSE OF YOUR SOUL. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MEAT SUIT AND IF YOU PUT A SCRATCH ON IT I SWEAR I'LL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB. I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE FOR NAMES, BUT YOU BITCHES CAN JUST CALL ME WILLA AND BE DONE WITH IT, M'KAY? FOR SOME ODD REASON PEOPLE HAVE STOPPED COMING TO ME WITH HIGH-STAKES TRANSACTIONS SO I'VE BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR A WHILE NOW; I GUESS I'LL BE CHILLING HERE. I'M OFTEN CALLED A BITCH BUT I DON'T REALLY GET WHY. I MEAN, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE GET THE LIVES THEY'VE ALWAYS WANTED! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DAMN PICKY. BUT LUCKY FOR YOU ALL, I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR LOST PUPPIES AND LONG FACES...THAT AND I HAVE NOWHERE BETTER TO BE. AH, WELL. ANYWAY IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, LIKE I SAID, I'M CHILLING HERE. JUST BE SURE TO MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE. ;)
Brady / th_brady (written by cascianca) The name’s Brady. I’m your go-to guy if you’re a Horseman. I get things done, sure I may get them done in a round-about way and somehow screw you over in the process, but I still get them done. It’s not my fault Crowley is such a resourceful sneaky bastard; you can’t control these things sometimes. Other than that I have a sparkling resume including the death of the one and only Jessica, that’s right, Sammy’s little girlfriend, Smurf t-shirt and all. She was making cookies at the time of her ‘demise’, although they got burned… I wonder how. On my time off (which, let’s face it is not a lot of time) I enjoy a good torture or killing, so really the same as my general job. I’m a fun guy really
Casey / casey_sinqueen (written by delta_mai) Well, I'm back, baby! Don't ask me how - all I know is I was floating in shiny light when some bitch grabbed me hard and wrenched me back to the land of the living. And boy, am I pissed. I gotta find someone to blame and first on my list are those assface Winchesters. I aint gonna rest until they're deep in their cold graves. Hey, everyone's gotta have a hobby!
Sera Seige (written by emo_dj_steph)
Sam Winchester / th_sam (written by queen_insane) HI! I'M SAM. I KNOW I HAVE ISSUES BUT I'M WORKING THROUGH THOSE. I USED TO HAVE A THING FOR DEMON BLOOD AND AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY BROTHER HE SOMETIMES GETS ON MY NERVES. LUCIFER IS STALKING ME AND IF HE'S ON HERE I WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT I STILL WON'T SAY YES IT'S NOT SEXY IT'S CREEPY. REALLY, REALLY CREEPY. I'M KNOW FOR BEING THE BRAINS OF THE TWO WINCHESTER BROTHERS SO IT'S TRUE THAT I KNOW EVERYTHING, AND EVEN IF I DON'T IT SAYS SO AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN. AND EVEN THEN I'VE READ IT IN A BOOKS SOMEWHERE, DOES THAT MAKE ME A NERD? I DON'T THINK SO, I JUST THINK IT MAKES ME MORE EQUIPPED TO KICK YOUR ASS. I PLAN TO BE HERE TO HELP SAVE THE WORLD. I'M HEAR TO MAKE THIS PLACE A LITTLE SMARTER, YOU WANT ADVICE? I'M THE PERSON TO COME TO, JUST ASK ME, DON'T BE SHY.
Dean Winchester / treehouse_dean (written by ahmnomnom) HI. I'M DEAN WINCHESTER AND THIS SHIT IS STUPID. WHO THE FUCK AM I TALKING TO? WHATEVER. I'M DEAN. TRYING TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE WHILE KEEPING UP THE HUNTING-THINGS ASPECT OF MY JOB, BUT IT'S KIND OF HARD SINCE, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF THIS FINE ASS. IF YOUR NAME ISN'T SAM, BOBBY, OR CAS, YOU AREN'T WORTH MY TIME. PS: HEY MICHAEL? GO FUCK YOURSELF SAME TO YOU, LUCY.
Chuck Shurley / treehouse_chuck (written by hitchhikingon) I DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE HERE. THE ANGELS FREAK ME OUT - AND BULLY ME - BUT SINCE THEY INSIST ON FOLLOWING ME BECAUSE I'M A FLIPPING PROPHET, AND I'M FED UP ON CLEARING UP MOLARS OUT THE KITCHEN CUPBOARDS WHEN I GO FOR A BEER, (HYGIENE GUYS, HYGIENE!), I AM HERE. BUT SERIOUSLY THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH BLOOD, GUTS AND MALE FULL FRONTAL NUDITY A GUY CAN TAKEN. SURELY A WOMAN WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. WHY ME?! AND WHERE IS THE BOOZE! (AND DO ANGELS STOCK UP ON TOILET ROLL?) ... WRITING IS HARD.
Gordon (written by streamengenius)
Becky Rosen / th_mrssshurley (written by oso_intricate) HI! I’M BECKY. FANGIRL-EXTRODINAIRE, BUT NOT REALLY FANGIRL SINCE, YOU KNOW, THIS IS ALL REAL. ANYWAY, I’M CURRENTLY BANGING CARVER EDLUND. YOU GUYS WOULD KNOW HIM BETTER AS THE PROPHET CHUCK. IT’S NO SECRET THAT I’M A WINCEST FAN. JUDGE ME IF YOU WANT, BUT I KNOW TRUE LOVE WHEN I SEE IT. ALSO A BIG "HI" TO ALL THE ANGELS. I MEAN, THE CLASSIC DEMONS ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE INTERESTING JUST BECAUSE OF THE RICH MYTHOLOGY, BUT ANGELS ARE JUST AWESOME. AND SAM? HELLO.
Ash (written by aplethora) DR. BADASS IS IN. SUP LADIES? SOME BITCH-ASS DEMONS TRIED TO BLOW UP THE ASHANATOR A FEW YEARS AGO, BUT I GUESS THEY UNDERESTIMATED MY GENIUS AND REGENERATING-MULLET POWERS. NOW I’M BACK BITCHES. MY HAIR’S BETTER THAN EVER (IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?) AND I’M ALL MAN. MY HOBBIES INCLUDE BEING A GENIUS, SAYING HELLO TO YOUR MOTHER FOR ME, AND MAKING OTHER PEOPLE JEALOUS. I KIND OF MISS MY WATCH, THOUGH. FUCK YOU DEAN WINCHESTER FOR NOT KEEPING IT FOREVER UNDER YOUR PILLOW AND CRYING INTO DURING THE NIGHT.
Sir / treehouse_sir (written by insipidcalamity HELLO EVERYONE, IT'S JOHN WINCHESTER, AKA SIR, BACK FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING DEAD. I'M ONE HALF OF THE AMAZING GENETICS THAT MAKE UP THE DNA OF DEAN AND SAM WINCHESTER (SHOUT OUT, MARY), SO YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BREAK OFF A PIECE OF THIS. AFTER MY WIFE'S DEATH, I STARTED SAVING PEOPLE, HUNTING THINGS, AND I TAUGHT MY BOYS HOW TO SAVE THEIR ASSES IF EVER ONE OF THESE SUPERNATURAL FREAKS CAME AFTER THEM. I TAUGHT THEM WELL. I MAY HAVE CAUSED A FEW EMOTIONAL SCARS, BUT HELL. WHAT FAMILY IS PERFECT, RIGHT? I MADE A DEAL WITH THE YELLOW-EYED DEMON FOR DEAN'S LIFE. AFTER SOME SHIT WENT DOWN (AS THINGS USUALLY DO IN THIS BUSINESS), I DIED. YEAH, I'VE BEEN DEAD ALL THIS TIME, AND YES, I AM BACK FROM BEING DEAD. I WAS ROLLING AROUND IN MY GRAVE FROM ALL THE STUPID SHIT GOING DOWN WITH THIS APOCALYPSE CRAP. I HAD TO COME BACK, BECAUSE 1) I'M TOO DELICIOUS TO BE DEAD, 2) THE APOCALYPSE CAN ONLY BE WON WITH MY BADASS HELP, AND 3) I'M PROBABLY GOD. P.S. IT'S SIR TO YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. P.S.S. FUCK YOU LUCIFER AND MICHAEL. LEAVE MY BOYS ALONE.
Mary Winchester / mary_treehouse (written by crackedeggie) MARY WINCHESTER HERE, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MAMA. I’M BACK BECAUSE I JUST COULDN’T TAKE IT ANY LONGER SEEING MY TWO BOYS BEING TORMENTED BY THE APOCALYPSE AND LUCIFER AND MICHAEL, GIVE THEM A BREAK GUISE OR I MIGHT HAVE TO BREAK SOMETHING, WHICH MIGHT BE YOU. ALSO JOHN JUST UPPED AND LEFT TO GIVE THEM A HAND, AND HELL AFTER ALL THIS TIME I WANT A PIECE OF ACTION. PARENTS RAISED ME AS A HUNTER BUT I DECIDED ‘FUCK THIS SHIT’ AND SO I GOT ME A FINE PIECE OF ASS (HEY BABE) AND DECIDED TO RAISE A GODDAMN NORMAL FAMILY. FUCK HOW IT ALL TURNED OUT. NOW I’M GONNA HELP GET RID OF THIS APOCALYPSE SO THAT MY BOYS CAN FINALLY LIVE NORMAL LIVES. P.S. DEAN AND SAM I LOVE YOU BOYS AND AM TOTALLY PROUD OF YOU TWO, BUT DAMN BOYS YOU SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT SETTLING DOWN WITH SOME NICE LADIES. P.P.S SWEETIE, I BELIEVE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE P.P.S. AND NOT P.S.S.
Ellen / treehouse_ellen (written by sweetsyren) HI I’M ELLEN, BACK FROM THE DEAD BECAUSE I STORED MY SOUL IN A LITTLE BOX I GAVE TO SOME DUDE ON A ROOFTOP IN LONDON. WHAT? NO, I TOTALLY DIDN’T GET THE IDEA FROM NEVERWHERE. WHAT ARE YOU YAPPIN' ABOUT? ANYWAY – I’M BACK AND I’M HERE TO FIGHT THE APOCALYPSE THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW. DRINKING BOYS/ANGELS UNDER THE TABLE, KICKING ARSE AND TAKING NAMES. OH AND HEY, DEAN WINCHESTER! IF YOUR NAME ISN'T SAM, BOBBY, OR CAS, YOU AREN'T WORTH MY TIME BOY, I OUGHTA SLAP YOU BACK TO LAST TUESDAY!
Jo / treehouse_jo (written by seramercury) HEY Y'ALL! JUST SO YOU KNOW I WAS DEAD, BUT I'M BACK TO DEAL WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! NO HELLHOUND IS GONNA RIP ME TO PIECES! AND YOU CRAZY ASS ANGELS AND DEMONS BETTER NOT HURT MY DEANIE BB OR HIS BROTHER SAM CAUSE I'M GONNA OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON Y'ALL! HAAYYYY DEANIE BB! ;) IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ELLEN, DEAN, SAM, BOBBY, OR CAS THEN GTFO!
Ava / avaisnotcrazy (written by lost_in_dreamz_) SO, I USED TO BE THIS SWEET BUBBLY INNOCENT SECRETARY IN PEORIA, ENGAGED TO MY CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART BRADY AND ALL SET TO LIVE THE NORMAL STRAIGHT AND NARROW WHITE PICKET FENCE LIFE. THEN I DISCOVERED I HAD SUPERPOWERS (DUDE, I CAN SUMMON AND CONTROL DEMONS WITH MY MIND!) AND THAT ALL WENT TO HELL - LITERALLY. I WAS PRETTY MUCH THE LONG-TIME CHAMP OF AZAZEL'S LITTLE PSYCHIC KID DEATH MATCH - BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT SO WELL FOR ME IN THE END. SO MAYBE I KILLED A FEW PEOPLE. IT'S NOT THAT I'M EVIL, ITS JUST THAT I DIDN'T PARTICULARLY WANT TO DIE, AND I DECIDED HAVING POWERS WAS WAY TOO COOL, SO WHY FIGHT IT? PLUS, THIS ONE TIME, I SAVED SAM. SHOULDN'T THAT BALANCE OUT EVERYTHING ELSE? ACTUALLY YEAH, IT TOTALLY DOESN'T. BUT NOW I'M BACK, SINGING MY REDEMPTION SONG AND TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THAT WHOLE PSYCHO SLAUGHTERING BIT. I'M DATING ONE OF THE GUYS I KILLED AND HAVE A ~REALLY~ BIZARRE BOND WITH THE DEMON THAT MADE ME WHO I AM, BECAUSE MY LIFE IS TOTALLY NUTS LIKE THAT. BUT MOSTLY? I'M ON A DESPERATE QUEST TO EMBRACE MY POWERS FOR THE SIDE OF GOOD WHILE BATTLING THE GUILT OF WHAT I DID AND THAT NEVER-CEASING INCLINATION TO GO DARKSIDE ONCE AGAIN.
Jess / treehouse_jess (written by dressandtie HI THERE, I'M JESS.. *SHOCK AND GASP* I CAN HEAR YOU THINKING 'IS IT REALLY HER?' YUP, IT'S REALLY ME. NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT THAT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM, LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF TO THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. I WAS A STUDENT AT STANFORD, HAPPILY DATING SAM, WHEN ONE NIGHT I GOT BURNED AT THE CEILING. I WAS DEAD FOR SOME YEARS, WHEN RECENTLY SOME ANGEL NAMED URIEL FELT THE NEED TO BRING ME BACK. (HES R00D, THOUGH.) I'M GLAD TO BE BACK; IT'S GREAT TO SEE SAM AGAIN, BUT ALSO KIND OF UNNERVING TO LEARN ABOUT HIS WORLD. SPEAKING OF SAM, OUR RELATIONSHIP IS COMPLICATED. THERE'S NO OTHER WORD FOR IT. WE HAVE AN ON AND OFF AGAIN RELATION AND RIGHT NOW, IT'S ON. SO BACK OFF BITCHES. JUST SOME WEEKS AGO, ELLEN ADOPTED ME, SO I'M NOW A HARVELLE AND TRYING TO LIVE UP TO THE BAMFNESS THAT COMES WITH THAT NAME. SHE'S ALSO TEACHING ME HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF IN THIS CRAZY WORLD, AND I LOVE IT. ESPECIALLY BOMBING STUFF. I MIGHT BE A LITTLE ADDICTED, SO I'D WATCH YOUR BACK. THAT'S ALL I REALLY HAVE TO SAY OR MAYBE I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW MORE... A GIRL'S GOTTA HAVE HER SECRETS.
Andy / treehouse_andy (written by soymade) "Oh... uh... well, I still have my powers. And I'm not dead anymore. I'll fill in the rest later."
Maggie / th_maggie (written by oh_whimsical.
Ed / treehouse_ed (written by waitingtobelit) I'M THE CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK OF THE GHOSTFACERS. MY WORK INCLUDES STUFF THAT MIGHT BE ILLEGAL IN SOME STATES. ALL STATES. MY MOTTO IS WWBD? (FOR THOSE NOT IN THE KNOW, THAT'S AN ABBREVIATION "MEANING WHAT WOULD BUFFY DO?") I STILL HATE THOSE USELESS DOUCHEBAGS, THE WINCHESTERS.
Harry / tb_harry (written by asbo_scum)
Adam / yersofullofcrap (written by imperousangel)
War / treehaus_war (written by gamblore) HELLO BITCHES! WAR HERE. YOU KNOW MY WORK, DON'T YOU? IF YOU FUCKING DON'T, THEN WHAT THE FUCK? DON'T YOU WATCH THE GODDAMN NEWS? DOM'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU WITH MAH BIDNESS HAND. I'M SO FUCKING GOOD AT MY JOB, I CAN MAKE PANDAS TAKE OUT EACH OTHER WITH MACHINE GUNS AND SHIT IF I JUST LOOKED AT THEM. UNTIL THOSE DOUCHE BAG WINCHESTER BROTHERS TOOK MY FUCKING CLASS RING. WHAT A BITCH MOVE. I HAD TO PAY FOR THAT, OK? I DID SOME FUCKED UP SHIT TO EARN THAT RING. AND I WANT IT BACK I ALSO HAVE SOME WICKED DANCE MOVES. NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I HEAR THAT MEXICO NEEDS A HELPING HAND.
Death / treehouse_death (written by nimueailinen) HELLO. I'M DEATH. I LIKE CATS, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, AND THE OCCASIONAL APOCALYPSE TO KEEP THINGS INTERESTING. NOW THAT I'M TOPSIDE AND OFF MY LEASH, I'M OUT TO CAUSE SOME MAYHEM, KILL SOME PEOPLE ... HAVE A LITTLE FUN. IF YOU WANT TO JOIN ME, THAT'S GREAT. IF NOT, IT'S YOUR LOSS - JUST DON'T TRY AND STOP ME. OH, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHEN I GOT HOT. WELL, AFTER CHICAGO, I DITCHED THAT OLD MEATSUIT FOR GOOD. I LIKE MY FEMALE VESSEL BETTER, AND I'M STICKING WITH IT FOR NOW, SO YOU'D BETTER NOT MESS IT UP. P.S. I KNOW WHAT YOUR HISTORY BOOKS SAY, AND THEY'RE WRONG - I NEVER TOUCHED THAT PRESLEY GUY.
Pestilence / th_pesti (written by karabou)
Bela / th_talbot (written by shampayn)
Patrick the manwitch / unf_patrick (written by swagneto) PATRICK THE MANWITCH, AT YOUR SERVICE. I BELIEVE IN LETTING THE GOOD TIMES ROLL AND HAVING A LITTLE FUN. THE CARDS NEVER LIE, SO DON'T COME CRYING TO ME IF YOU LOSE. IT'S JUST THE LUCK OF THE DRAW~ IS MY ACCENT TURNING YOU ON YET? COME A LITTLE CLOSER AND LET ME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR...
Tessa / treehouse_tess (written by ink_maid) FIRST THINGS FIRST, I''M A REAPER. BEFORE YOU GET ALL WHINEY AND ALL "WAAAAAH WHY DID YOU KILL ME? I HAD SO MUCH LIFE LEFT??", I DON'T PICK WHEN YOU DIE. SO STOP BITCHING AT ME. GODDAMN YOU HUMANS ARE WHINEY.
Draccy / th_draccy (written by piperdox)