somer, posts by tag: crack - LiveJournal

First of all...WE HAVE THE NAMES OF ALL CLUSTERS! If you still haven't checked out which cluster you're on, you can check it HERE!!

And The Road So Far, uhm, I mean, the List So Far.

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A few of you might remember the following pic and gif I posted. Which resulted in the idea of Jared and Jensen getting turned into raccoons, and grumpy raccoon!Jensen sending his mate raccoon!Jared off to find some food.




Here we have raccoon!Jensen waiting for Jared to come back.

[raccoon!Jensen]

And here we have Jared stealing cat food for his mate (after he ate a whole German chocolate cake).

[raccoon!Jared]

READ THE FIC HERE! Thanks to ephermeralk!!

Excerpt: “I’m hungry.” It’s the first thing that Jensen’s said to him since the incident, and Jared has to hold back throwing himself on his husband and licking him all over.

Now they're back, but something went very wrong and instead of a grumpy raccoon, Jensen turned into a grumpy cat. And Jared? Jared still wants to lick Jensen all over...

[The Saga continues...]

You all know how much I love balls, and that includes teabagging. And you all know I'm always the innocent part, so I blame kinkajou and yohkobennington for this. Under the cut, because it's SFW, not kidding :P


[a cup, a cracky cup]


And now I accept suggestions for what to tell the family what THIS ALL MEANS! Aaaaaand go!

Title: Trent, The Triceratops – Or How Dinosaurs Brought Them Orgasms
Authors: ashtraythief and somer
Wordcount: around 1.400 words
Warnings: CRACK, dildos, comment fic collaboration and ash telling ME to clean it up and post it – you have been warned (I mostly left it how it was, because I think it's funnier. Green is ash, red is me and the things I added later are kept in black)

It all started with the question ashtraythief asked. Is that guy in the second pic wearing dino underwear?

No, wait, that's not entirely true. It all started with me posting said gif (nsfw under the cut).

[nsfw]

You know what? Lets start at the beginning.

Everything started with big_heart_june posting filthy things for ashtraythief.

And then everything went kinda out of control.

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Summary: Jensen is a total nerd, wearing dino underwear. Jared really likes it.

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kinkajou got a hold on my stick figure porn I posted over a week ago and kinda was confused about the freckle placement (like probably everyone else).

Just a reminder, this is what I posted.

[The Original]


Then ephermeralk posted Experiments (also known as Stick Figure Porn 1.0 to me)

And noooooow kinkajou sent me THIS back! Which is NOW kinda art for the fic.

[Stick Figure Porn 2.0]

See? Now the freckle placement makes total sense :P

I LOVE MY FLIST :D

Go over to spn_j2_bigbang, wendy is still waiting for you!!! LOVE ALL YOUR ART SO MUCH!!

Don't make ME go over there and claim a story. I already threatened hybridshade with it! This is what you would get! Uhm, NSFW? Not really? STICK FIGURES, OKAY?!

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Everybody should now draw me stick figure porn in the comments!!!