Hello, everyone, my name is Alexander Crunzer. Most everyone calls me Xander, though some of my old students still refer t me as Professor Matrix. I am as you see here, a young male human of standard proportions, 5-foot-10, not too heavy, not too light, an Alchemist and Researcher. But then again, I am more than meets the eye. You see, I am a Class S Shape-Shifter. What that means is that I am capable of changing my form to whatever I see, remember, or imagine. what it means for you could be just a fun individual who doesn't mind a few laughs along with a few forms, someone who will test various potions upon you to see the resulting transformations, or just someone to spend the night with. In all forms, fun times will be had, both innocent....and VERY naughty.


For full stats and some forms he takes, please refer to
the most recent revision of my profile in my journal. Shouldn't be too hard to find, I did give you a rather obvious link. *Winks* See you soon!

A Brief Analogy Regarding Shape-Shifters

Xander's Various Potions -COMING SOON-

The Roll of the Potions
Potion Roulette



Xander Crunzer is nomming Beef Taco Hot Pockets

Kiri: That string of words should not go together

Toriel: Those are good.

Jonah Shadowcat: That sounds like the worst euphamism for vagina ever

Jonah Shadowcat: Or the best

Jonah Shadowcat: can't decide