Hey, beautiful people!

I write here as Rob Baird, purveyor of various artisanally crafted stories where witty animal-people exchange quips and then fuck. You may have encountered me as Sandy Cleary on places like Substack, where I write about etymology and history and no witty-animal people fuck at all. Weird!

I also write for the visual novel Conway, where animal-people sometimes relate historical trivia but also sometimes they fuck.

If you like the animal-people fucking, but also want to know the historical trivia behind it, you can subscribe to my Patreon, where you will get access to the worldbuilding material and also annotated versions of my stories where I ramble about Oregon history for a few thousand words.

Anyway! I hope you have fun!