Small time written smut-peddler, moderate drinker, and general dickhead. You have an idea for me, shoot me a message, and I might somehow weave it into a story. I'm always looking for grist for the mill, so to say. I specialize in impregnation and the risk thereof, the kind of hard love that leads to a court date, and writing some loveable jackasses...or not so loveable. Also, homewrecking. LOTS of homewreckin'. Open for trades, commissions, all that jazz. I'm not the best with turnaround time, because life likes to drag me around by the ear, but I also won't dodge you like a renter three months behind. I reserve the right to decline ideas or commissions, etc, etc... Hard to write a story about something that makes you reaaaally not want to read the words, y'know?

Say hi, say what's up, say get bent! If you like the stories, say something, so I know what goes over well. I mean, hey, I might find something fun to write that I never considered.

If you want to pay me to write you something, then I recommend consulting a priest to exorcise whatever demon put that idea in your head. But once they get done with you, I usually don't charge much, depending on how complex the idea is and what you want.