Skoonk
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I used to be kingcoabra, but then I said "fuck this shit, I'm changing my name" so I did.
Do not fucking whisper me if I do not know you and we are not friends.
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I am an extremely sarcastic person. It is my main sense of humor, and I use it in almost any conversation. The unfortunate thing is that sarcasm is very hard to detect when used in text, unless you've met me in person and know me. IF I SAY SOMETHING THAT YOU VIEW AS OFFENSIVE, OBSCENE OR JUST NOT NECESSARY, SAY IT AGAIN IN A SARCASTIC TONE. That isn't an excuse for me saying hurtful things, but I rarely will say anything mean unless provoked. If you feel I have offended you, I will apologize. I've already have problems with people, and it never feels good when I offend someone without meaning to. Sorry but it's who I am.
Alright well I found sofurry a few years ago and fell in love with it. My current series is Theo and Jace and I'm going to continue on with that series until one of them dies, or I get bored with them. Anyway a little about me: my name is Jack, I live in Texas, and I'm currently a senior in high school. I'm moving to Washington State once I graduate to go to the University of Washington and maybe double major in biology and chemistry. I have only lived in Texas for 2 years, and I spent 15 in Seattle. My grammar is pathetic because I mainly excel in math and science (or at least I like to think I do). I have dermatophagia and OCD nail biting. My favorite furry writer is Kyell Gold and my favorite artist is Blotch. I really don't enjoy drawn art because I'm naturally caustic and pessimistic so when I'm presented a piece of work that is flawed in many ways or could be done better, well lets just say my negative side has a field day. I've never written outside of sofurry, so I am a novice when it comes to the art. If anyone who reads my stories has any advice, I implore you to send me a pm. My main sense of humor is sarcasm so if I you read something that I write/wrote and think that I am being somewhat rude it's probably sarcasm. Or I just think you're a twit. Anyone get that? If find yourself having any questions about meh then shoot me a pm or add me on Skype.
Some more stuff about me (I hope I don't come off as self-absorbed): I'm very introverted in real life. I have very few friends and I believe that a true friend is something that I have not been allowed to experience. I also view friendship as a luxury which I can rarely afford. I'm a Cancer which is the crab, and like crabs I will retreat into my shell when experiencing any stressful or dire situation. I also have a very hard outside. I often tell people not to fuck with me but they do and I end up grabbing them with the claw and not letting go. I'm sarcastic, caustic, pessimistic and cynical, but I am apparently very compassionate. If you manage to get past the hard exterior you will find a soft inside. I'm also very logical and rational so I can make a great third party because normally I don't involve (or try not to at least) any emotions in my decisions.
Commissions: I guess I'm open to commissions. Send me your idea and I'll see what I think about it. I have a huge deal with charging people like more then $10 for a commission, because books are overpriced when in paper format, and in reality why should a short story cost more than a book that has over 100,000 words?
Do not fucking whisper me if I do not know you and we are not friends.
See Adult Info for Role Playing information
I am an extremely sarcastic person. It is my main sense of humor, and I use it in almost any conversation. The unfortunate thing is that sarcasm is very hard to detect when used in text, unless you've met me in person and know me. IF I SAY SOMETHING THAT YOU VIEW AS OFFENSIVE, OBSCENE OR JUST NOT NECESSARY, SAY IT AGAIN IN A SARCASTIC TONE. That isn't an excuse for me saying hurtful things, but I rarely will say anything mean unless provoked. If you feel I have offended you, I will apologize. I've already have problems with people, and it never feels good when I offend someone without meaning to. Sorry but it's who I am.
Alright well I found sofurry a few years ago and fell in love with it. My current series is Theo and Jace and I'm going to continue on with that series until one of them dies, or I get bored with them. Anyway a little about me: my name is Jack, I live in Texas, and I'm currently a senior in high school. I'm moving to Washington State once I graduate to go to the University of Washington and maybe double major in biology and chemistry. I have only lived in Texas for 2 years, and I spent 15 in Seattle. My grammar is pathetic because I mainly excel in math and science (or at least I like to think I do). I have dermatophagia and OCD nail biting. My favorite furry writer is Kyell Gold and my favorite artist is Blotch. I really don't enjoy drawn art because I'm naturally caustic and pessimistic so when I'm presented a piece of work that is flawed in many ways or could be done better, well lets just say my negative side has a field day. I've never written outside of sofurry, so I am a novice when it comes to the art. If anyone who reads my stories has any advice, I implore you to send me a pm. My main sense of humor is sarcasm so if I you read something that I write/wrote and think that I am being somewhat rude it's probably sarcasm. Or I just think you're a twit. Anyone get that? If find yourself having any questions about meh then shoot me a pm or add me on Skype.
Some more stuff about me (I hope I don't come off as self-absorbed): I'm very introverted in real life. I have very few friends and I believe that a true friend is something that I have not been allowed to experience. I also view friendship as a luxury which I can rarely afford. I'm a Cancer which is the crab, and like crabs I will retreat into my shell when experiencing any stressful or dire situation. I also have a very hard outside. I often tell people not to fuck with me but they do and I end up grabbing them with the claw and not letting go. I'm sarcastic, caustic, pessimistic and cynical, but I am apparently very compassionate. If you manage to get past the hard exterior you will find a soft inside. I'm also very logical and rational so I can make a great third party because normally I don't involve (or try not to at least) any emotions in my decisions.
Commissions: I guess I'm open to commissions. Send me your idea and I'll see what I think about it. I have a huge deal with charging people like more then $10 for a commission, because books are overpriced when in paper format, and in reality why should a short story cost more than a book that has over 100,000 words?