What to say, what to say...

First off, i hate being human. Well, 'hate' is a strong word; 'dislike' probably suits better. Yeah, that's it.

I dislike being human, mainly because of the fact that humans are capable of hate and destruction; of both themselves, others, and the natural envinroment around them. Animals lack that quallity of hate, greed and appitite for destruction that the hairless, tool-wielding ape is capable of; they only take what they need to survive, nothing more. Granted, canines and felines and all manner of other animals don't have the use of opposable thumbs, but they can work together in a community far better than humans. Humans may have created motor vehicles, vaccines for illnesses, and other good things like nachos; but they also created racism, sexism, war, and general lack of respect for the earth and all which live on it...

Wow, i just realized that i had been rambling on like an idiot instead of telling you about myself. I guess i consider myself less important than others around me, but i like to think that i put others first because i don't like drawing attention to myself. Granted, if i could transform into my fursona, then i'd have something to shout about. I mean, who wouldn't if they grew a tail.

Ok, enough gassing on about that, whatever it was, time to tell people about me. (Yes i know i contradicted myself then, it was a lame joke.)

My name is Skaroth Draca, i'm 19 years old and 5 foot 11, although i wish the universe would stop being a dick to me and let me grow another inch. I live on the outskirts of Adelaide, famous for being the most boring place on earth. I surf whenever the waves are good (which is only during a few weeks in the middle of winter). Lately, i have been trying to teach myself how to play an acoustic guitar, but i sound god awfull (i damaged the tendons in my left hand when i was younger, so two of my fingers can't move fast enough for me to be any good at playing any musical instrument whatsoever).

I have a few fursonas, firstly my main character that has been with me ever since i was eleven; Skaroth. Skaroth is a 7 foot 3 anthro wolf-dingo-red fox tribrid. He is digitigrade with three tails, each one representing the breed heritages he has. His fur is patterned in the style of a fox, but with dingo and wolf colouring instead of the rust-orange and white that usually is seen on the red fox. He has a scar that extends from just over his right eyebrow, down over the eye, and ends on the cheek on the same side. That eye is a glowing canary yellow with a grey pupil while the left eye is an icy blue.

My second fursona is Blackjack Lupara, an an anthro Thylacine that is capable of shifting into human and feral forms. The only differences that Blackjack has to a normal Tasmanian Tiger is the fact that he has two rows of razor-sharp teeth and a very strong jaw (because the Thylacine actually had a weak lower jaw and could prey on creatures no larger than a small rabbit), a trait that carries over in both anthro and feral forms, along with being digitigrade. He looses this attribute in his human form, but retains the same fur colour in his hair and also his rounded ears which he covers with a blue bandanna. He has emerald green eyes in all his forms and is rather lanky, but he has raw strength from having a desire to survive, being the last of his kind.

My third fursona is rather different to the others in the fact that she is an anthro vixen herm. Why i decided to create a female herm as my third fusona, either wistful with imagination, i was out of touch, or just wanting a change from the other characters; it was a combination of all three that made me decide to create her. Her name is Valentina Balboni, an anthro European Red Fox with long arctic white hair, dark orange fur and cream underfur. She isn't digitigrade and she isn't a cross-breed with any other creature, but she is unique because she has violet eyes. She has an athletic build and has D-sized breasts. She has brown gloves and socks that extend halfway up her forearms and shins respectively, the tips of her ears are black and the tip of her tail is white.

I realize i have mostly either bitched about how much humans suck, or talked at length about my fursonas. If there is still anyone reading this, and not gone off to look at other artists already, congratulations; you win an invisable life-sized plushie of your own fursona!