Greetings from an ermine! I am: scientist, writer, and gamer. I'm always open to meeting new people, so feel free to drop me a line if you want to chat about writing, art, SCIENCE, music, whatever. Mostly I want to write about kinks and my OC race of little furry butlers called Assistants, but I do those other things, also.

If you like what I do and want me to be able to do it more often and with less stress, check me out on ko-fi or Patreon. I am totally open for writing commissions. Pricing is currently in flux (typically $60-$200 depending on your needs), so message me and we'll figure out the details!

$40 for a custom-designed Assistant and backstory:
I have an original race called Assistants whom I adore writing about. They're little alien-like anthro servants. Like a smart-speaker, but alive and organic!


Enjoy life, yo. Like Kirby.

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Look at that man dance.