some say his genitals are on the wrong part of his body and that he has a life sized tattoo of his face...on his face.
others say his skin has the texture of a cobra's and that in his wallet, he always keeps a photograph...of his wallet.
some say that he knows only two facts about cats and both of them are wrong and that he has no understanding of foxes...or game controllers...or jello...or television...or football...or anime...
some say that he once beat a fox to the ground using only his genitals and that if he could be bothered, he could be finished with a zombie game in in fourteen seconds...due to boredom.
others say he's only hand washable and that his only weakness...is ?????.
some say he's sixty-nine percent machine, and that he has the world's smallest collection of half-used tea candles.
others say that he has an encrypted face and that the keys to his heart also fit the slot for his long lost detachable limbs.
some say he has three reasons for drawing but nobody's quite figured out what they are, and that music was one of the last uses he found for his ipod.
some say he doesn't know what dogs are for, and that he never, ever blinks.