Renegade_157
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I'm crazy and crazy and Oh did I tell you how Crazy I am...I mean my ideas are insane becasue I want to jump into a pool with Sharks and maybe ride on its back while its trying to kill me. Plus there was this one time that my cousin dared me to light a firework while the other one was shooting off...Lets just say I was about to light the other one up, but then the one that was firing shot out a massive blast.
My Plans in Life:
1: Run away from my cat...his trying to kill me ¬_¬
2: Jump into a pool full of Sharks.
3: Find a Dragoness with big tits, because fuck saving the princess in the tower. They're always locked up in a fucking tower somewhere and your're killed trying to save the fuckers.
4: If I died from the Dragoness, there was only one thing I must of accomplished, and that was I got to dive into those big tits of hers.
5: The cake is not a lie, I had piece of cake at the end of both games, and it was good.
6: Half-Life 3 Confirmed!!
7: PRAISE THE SUN!!!!
8: Become and Pimp
9: Die just like Scarface.
10: I'm either running out of ideas or I'm dead...twice!
11: Try and make friends with the Xenomorph in Alien Isolation.
12: In Alien Isolation, when the alien bends over...DAT ASS!!!
13: DAT ABDOMEN!!!
14: In Dark Souls if you die, get up and die again, because living are for pussies.
15: Gotta Catch em All?...FUCK IT!!!!
16: When life gives you lemons, then you FUCK IT IN ASS!!!
17: I'm going to name my crossbow, The Fart, reasons? its silent and deadly.
18: Listen to Music while underwater
19: Here's a Message to myself in the future...FUCK YOU!!!
20: Use a shark as a surf board, because why the fuck not.
21: If god is not Morgan Freeman, then I'm going to be pissed!
22: DO IT!
23: Tips on how to swims faster, throw a shark in the pool and you'll do fine.
I do Commissions
Status for Commissions: OPEN
What I do in Commissions:
NSFW of Female/Female-(Lesbian), Female Solo, Pokemon, MLP:FIM, Furrys: Canine and Feline.
What I don't do in Commissions:
NSFW of Male/Male-(Gay), Male Solo, Humans....Sometimes, Cub, Scat, Watersports and Male/Female.
My Plans in Life:
1: Run away from my cat...his trying to kill me ¬_¬
2: Jump into a pool full of Sharks.
3: Find a Dragoness with big tits, because fuck saving the princess in the tower. They're always locked up in a fucking tower somewhere and your're killed trying to save the fuckers.
4: If I died from the Dragoness, there was only one thing I must of accomplished, and that was I got to dive into those big tits of hers.
5: The cake is not a lie, I had piece of cake at the end of both games, and it was good.
6: Half-Life 3 Confirmed!!
7: PRAISE THE SUN!!!!
8: Become and Pimp
9: Die just like Scarface.
10: I'm either running out of ideas or I'm dead...twice!
11: Try and make friends with the Xenomorph in Alien Isolation.
12: In Alien Isolation, when the alien bends over...DAT ASS!!!
13: DAT ABDOMEN!!!
14: In Dark Souls if you die, get up and die again, because living are for pussies.
15: Gotta Catch em All?...FUCK IT!!!!
16: When life gives you lemons, then you FUCK IT IN ASS!!!
17: I'm going to name my crossbow, The Fart, reasons? its silent and deadly.
18: Listen to Music while underwater
19: Here's a Message to myself in the future...FUCK YOU!!!
20: Use a shark as a surf board, because why the fuck not.
21: If god is not Morgan Freeman, then I'm going to be pissed!
22: DO IT!
23: Tips on how to swims faster, throw a shark in the pool and you'll do fine.
I do Commissions
Status for Commissions: OPEN
What I do in Commissions:
NSFW of Female/Female-(Lesbian), Female Solo, Pokemon, MLP:FIM, Furrys: Canine and Feline.
What I don't do in Commissions:
NSFW of Male/Male-(Gay), Male Solo, Humans....Sometimes, Cub, Scat, Watersports and Male/Female.