SNARL! The name is [b]Mortimer[/b]… But feel free to call me [b]Mort[/b]. I’m a guy who likes reptiles, monsters, sharp teeth, and pointy claws. Sometimes I draw things… I tend do more lurking than posting here, though.

Sometimes I can be a little grouchy, but don't let that deter you from talking to me. I don't bite [s]hard[/s]. I don't really do sexual roleplays, but I will chat with you and roleplay with you if you've got some ideas, otherwise! Anyway, happy lurking.

"Because here’s something else that’s weird but true: in the day-to
day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism.
There is no such thing as not worshiping. Everybody worships. The only
choice we get is what to worship."

—David Foster Wallace