Mercrantos, (Real name Hank Henry Harrision-Hertz) has been an active member of the Furry community since he invented it in 1967 while on an acid trip while vacationing in the Republic of Malawi.

Born in 1936, Mercrantos has made it his life goal to genetically engineer a dragon to, in his own words, "study her anatomy, heh, heh." as well as complete his lifelong dream of learning how to drive a car.

Since the summer of 1975, Mercrantos has worked as a janitor in the headquarters for the Canadian Space Agency and hopes to one day work his way up to a janitor in the International Space Station.

While not working, Mercrantos spends his days building his spaceship and inventing different sports to submit to the International Olympic Committee. If you ever hear about horseketball, you'll know who to thank. Mercrantos enjoys knitting his own one-piece janitor/astronaut suits with his mother and listening to Evanescence in the shower.

The accomplishments he is most proud of is a toss-up between counting all the way up to 10,000 when he was seven, and solving a Rubik's cube in only four years.

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