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HA! I can't believe you still came in here to read this anyway.
Ah...where to begin...
Arctic, as he is generally called, is as he would phrase it a "fox of the old order". In this day and age foxes have come to mean to most a sex-crazed party animal of sorts, something eager to jump the bones of anything that moves, or just as likely bend over for the same.
He isn't really anything of the sort. Well before they were sex fiends foxes were regarded as illusionists, pranksters, wise and yet chaotic, observant, intelligent, and masters of the unexpected, and it is to this school that he subscribes. The word most are familiar with to describe this, is "kitsune".
As such what you can generally expect from Arctic is this: he slides regularly between forms and genders, but can most commonly be found in the form of a quadruped arctic fox, this being far and away his most common and therefore "default" form, but when not that, a likewise arctic foxtaur. While he has been known to take an anthro form, it is rather rare. He spends most of his time also in a mildly hermaphroditic form which seems more male than female, sometimes a full-on male instead. As is only to be expected of someone with as generally short an attention span as he possesses, along with his inclination to shifting forms, he simply never wears clothes...ever. In all respects he comes across as simply average however, nothing overly remarkable making him stand out from the crowd in any regard, no mysterious scars, no tattoos, no odd markings or fur colorations, nothing of the sort.
Personality-wise, he is best defined pure and simply by sarcasm. While he's actually a pretty nice guy, and both ready and willing to help out just about anyone with just about anything they could possibly need help with, he also is soundly addicted to the idea of a good joke, or even better, a bad one. You can expect him to make bad puns in the midst of the most serious situations, and to be stone-cold serious in the most light-hearted moments. Once it becomes predictable or expected, he tends to shift his stance on such things to keep things fresh. Far smarter and more observant than he generally cares to act, he actually does deep down adore intelligent conversation and a good debate, and it isn't that hard to prod him into one.
While Arctic has never really been terribly inclined towards any sort of physical confrontation, he isn't exactly afraid of it either. It simply disinterests him, as he feels that it's a fairly crude way of resolving one's differences, and more to the point, if your opponent knows that you two are fighting then you've already done it wrong anyway. He doesn't use any sort of weapon directly, just the various tricks of his trade. Literally defined, Arctic is a broadcast-only telepath. More conventionally defined, all this means is that he is an illusionist and general manipulator of reality and physics, for which he really has absolutely no respect whatsoever. This is not nearly so dangerous as it might sound. While he can shift forms, teleport, produce physical objects from thin air, and manipulate each and every sense of anyone he might feel so inclined to screw with, he utilizes these primarily solely for jokes and entertainment, or in the event of some sort of altercation almost solely defensively, resulting in a fairly solid defense, offset by a complete and utter lack of offense. While he of course could be harmed rather easily, the trick is managing to figure out just where he is in the first place as he generally starts any fight by simply leaving while leaving a multitude of illusions behind to torment his foe.
In summary, he's basically a fun-loving, easygoing, and overall decent sort to be around, and loves making new friends. Feel free to say hi! The only simple thing he asks in return is that he puts some effort into what he does. He puts little dots in between his sentences. He capitalizes letters. He spells his words. Is it so much to ask that anyone else bother to do the same?
(hint: if your answer to the above is "yes", you are wrong.)
Ah...where to begin...
Arctic, as he is generally called, is as he would phrase it a "fox of the old order". In this day and age foxes have come to mean to most a sex-crazed party animal of sorts, something eager to jump the bones of anything that moves, or just as likely bend over for the same.
He isn't really anything of the sort. Well before they were sex fiends foxes were regarded as illusionists, pranksters, wise and yet chaotic, observant, intelligent, and masters of the unexpected, and it is to this school that he subscribes. The word most are familiar with to describe this, is "kitsune".
As such what you can generally expect from Arctic is this: he slides regularly between forms and genders, but can most commonly be found in the form of a quadruped arctic fox, this being far and away his most common and therefore "default" form, but when not that, a likewise arctic foxtaur. While he has been known to take an anthro form, it is rather rare. He spends most of his time also in a mildly hermaphroditic form which seems more male than female, sometimes a full-on male instead. As is only to be expected of someone with as generally short an attention span as he possesses, along with his inclination to shifting forms, he simply never wears clothes...ever. In all respects he comes across as simply average however, nothing overly remarkable making him stand out from the crowd in any regard, no mysterious scars, no tattoos, no odd markings or fur colorations, nothing of the sort.
Personality-wise, he is best defined pure and simply by sarcasm. While he's actually a pretty nice guy, and both ready and willing to help out just about anyone with just about anything they could possibly need help with, he also is soundly addicted to the idea of a good joke, or even better, a bad one. You can expect him to make bad puns in the midst of the most serious situations, and to be stone-cold serious in the most light-hearted moments. Once it becomes predictable or expected, he tends to shift his stance on such things to keep things fresh. Far smarter and more observant than he generally cares to act, he actually does deep down adore intelligent conversation and a good debate, and it isn't that hard to prod him into one.
While Arctic has never really been terribly inclined towards any sort of physical confrontation, he isn't exactly afraid of it either. It simply disinterests him, as he feels that it's a fairly crude way of resolving one's differences, and more to the point, if your opponent knows that you two are fighting then you've already done it wrong anyway. He doesn't use any sort of weapon directly, just the various tricks of his trade. Literally defined, Arctic is a broadcast-only telepath. More conventionally defined, all this means is that he is an illusionist and general manipulator of reality and physics, for which he really has absolutely no respect whatsoever. This is not nearly so dangerous as it might sound. While he can shift forms, teleport, produce physical objects from thin air, and manipulate each and every sense of anyone he might feel so inclined to screw with, he utilizes these primarily solely for jokes and entertainment, or in the event of some sort of altercation almost solely defensively, resulting in a fairly solid defense, offset by a complete and utter lack of offense. While he of course could be harmed rather easily, the trick is managing to figure out just where he is in the first place as he generally starts any fight by simply leaving while leaving a multitude of illusions behind to torment his foe.
In summary, he's basically a fun-loving, easygoing, and overall decent sort to be around, and loves making new friends. Feel free to say hi! The only simple thing he asks in return is that he puts some effort into what he does. He puts little dots in between his sentences. He capitalizes letters. He spells his words. Is it so much to ask that anyone else bother to do the same?
(hint: if your answer to the above is "yes", you are wrong.)