Story Chronology:

Year 1-3: Evolution's Gate
Year 4-7: Forever Legendary
Year 7 1/2: Mew's Christmas Carol
Year 8: Forever Legendary (Extra chapter)
Year 10: The Human Species

Right, that's it. Go read 'em!

Why are you still here? You're expecting way too much if you think this profile's going to be an entertaining read. SHOO!

... My name? Unimportant. Let's just go with 'whatever'. Now that we have that awkwardly obvious statement out of the way, GO! Come on! Alright, let me tell you a bit about myself, but then you've seriously got to lay off.

* Interests: Music and training at the gym... Not to mention movies and games! O shiz, I just did! :D

* Favourite movie: A Nightmare Before Christmas... I even liked it before it (and I) became cool!

* Favourite genre of music: Good Music. Genre matters not... If you ask me, "Good Music" is an overlooked genre

* Favourite style of writing: That scribble with what them pencils 'n stuff, uhhhh ugh argh

* Favourite game: Final Fantasy VIII and Zelda: Ocarina of Time

* Favourite gaming platform: The floor. Although, the couch is a close contender...

* Personal Quote: .....

* Favourite band or musician: Kayak, Blind Guardian, Yes... Uh, The Who... And, like, 50 others.

Anyway, I doubt I'll find anyone in this place. But if I do, we can strike up a conversation, get a drink sometime, listen to some music, collaborate a story, earn millions, move in together...

... And then, of course, spend millions, create solo careers, try to write music even though we can’t, enter alcoholics anonymous and then never talk to each other again. Wait, why did I check 'casual', again?

... Uh, now stop reading my profile info and go read something of actual worth! Like, one of my sto... I mean, my latest sto... Fine, let's face it - You'd be better off sticking with Poe.