The Rabbit Rules

reformed in
explanation
by Walter Elliot

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¹Rabbits
are the greatest species. ²The world will be saved by good rabbits.

1

¹In
order to keep rabbits pure, ²a good rabbit only mates with good
rabbits. ³In order to keep rabbits great, ?a good rabbit does not
mate within their own family. ?In order to fill the world with good
rabbits, ?a good rabbit takes any chance to breed.

2

¹Good
rabbits are worthy of help, ²so any good rabbit is helpful to other
rabbits. ³The world is improved by helping others, ?so a good
rabbit is helpful to all. ?The world needs all a rabbit can offer,
?so a good rabbit gives the best they can.

3

¹Because
deception is a hindrance to happiness, ²a
good rabbit is always honest. ³Because
theft breeds malevolence, ?a good rabbit does not take from others.
?Because jealously breeds resentment, ?a good rabbit is not
envious. ?Because
each day is an opportunity to share their joy with others, ?a
good rabbit makes the most of every day.

4 ¹Hatred
sours the world, ²so a good rabbit contains their anger. ³Destroying
any life takes from the world, ?so a good rabbit will never kill.

5¹Rabbits
are the greatest species. ²Rabbits do not need violence to achieve
their goals. ³Rabbits succeed with intelligence, hard work and
determination. ?The world will be saved by good rabbits.