I'm a king in my own mind. Don't believe it? Ask the help.

Seriously, though, I'm just a working class southern gent with a love for writing and a passion for animals. Buhduh, pun.

If you ask me, I'll tell you. If you don't ask me, I'll assume you don't want to know.

I hate writing profiles to describe myself. They always come out stilted and awkward, no matter how much care I take in describing the oddly greyish patch over my left eye. Read my work, when I post it, or play with me a few times. You'll catch on quick enough.

For those of you that do read my stories, feel free to comment , either in appreciation or criticism. Outright stupidity is easily enough ignored. I need fresh input, though. I've been reading and deleting my own work for so long now I'm feeling pretty stale.



(Side note: If being nice and positive is for some reason antithetical to your nature, go on and block me now. I'm all about bringing a bit of sunshine to chat but if you're bound and determined to be petty and childish, I'll call you out on it. Be kind, be peaceful, or be elsewhere. :D)