Hi there, if you're reading this then my grey self somehow caught your attention!

Dirty, flirty and just past thirty, this hippo-gal comes to chat, drink and otherwise have a good time! Standing at a mere 5'6" she isn't that big for an African mammal...well not in the height sense anyway.
I work full time as a baker, so it tends to keep me walking about with a little bit of chub on, which i don't really mind. Although a tease about it the wrong way may very well get you smacked in the chops.

Attire is usually casual, shorts or jeans and a t-shirt. It may change if the occasion calls for it, but more on that in the adult section.

If i don't respond right away, i may be busy or away from the computer. So don't despair immediately!
Half bitchy and half whisper friendly, depends on your opening line...