Little ol' me? Th' name's Tahajin Grandville, the Polymorphous, Monochromatic Possat - at your service. Introductions were never my forte, but that aforementioned line should summarize all you need to know. I'm a potpourri of geekocity, dabbling in anything deemed humdrum by those adhering to normalcy from quantum physics to technological gibberish. However, I also fancy myself a novice wordsmith and a 'shopper when I'm free, so expect a variety of submissions on here...when I get a hold on that elusive free time. Oh! And just to elucidate the whole 'polymorphous', 'mattershifting' and 'viscoelastic' designations, since they ARE verbal monstrocities - it's basically an exorbitantly malleable physiology with all the trimmings~! Shapeshifting and modularity, elascitity and contortionism, durability, regeneration, liquefication, assimilation... Extensive physical alteration (with a few limitations here and there such as the inability to swap phylums, tap into any color - save the black and white spectrum, etc.). Trust me, I could amass enough tidbits to fill a dissertation binder (with a grotesque amount of allusions to Monkey D. Luffy Dlrowdog Plastic Man). At this point, I can just HEAR the condescending thoughts and the term 'Mary Sue' sibilated through clenched teeth. Personally, I consider it a throwback to the heyday of nonsensical cartooning, where impossibilites and preposterous sitations were commonplace - and if you ever decide to chat with me, you'll see just how apt that parallel is!