Nothing can fill the space you've left in my heart
I always thought there would be another tomorrow
Now there aren't and all i have left is sorrow
Living a half life because my world got torn apart.

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Scenario 1
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Sentient Penis1: Hey gurl, want sum fuk?
EP: Stick your head up your own ass and cartwheel the fuck away from me.

Scenario 2
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Sentient Penis2: Pardon me ma'am, may i say you are the most beautiful creature i have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes upon *Hops down off his white steed and lays a red rose at her feet*
EP: Thefuck's wrong with you? It's 2018, no jackass talks or behaves like that anymore.

Scenario 3
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Sentient Penis3: Wow, you're quite a bitch.
EP: Thanks for noticing.



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