Good 'n You!
I had to give y'all a proper Mainer salute! :3

Hey now y'all! Its Elezarus, everyone's favorite tranny dragon princess :D ! So yeah I guess I'm really late to the SoFurry party huh? It seems everybody is already here and I'm so excited to be here too! Now before I go all ADD and get myself in trouble, yes I am a trans gender female... but I never get all uppity about it and I maintain a good sense of humor about it. If you can take a dick you can take a joke, if you can take your dick and do that with it... you better have a sense of humor lol! I'm a sarcastic person and I try not to take myself seriously, life is too short not to be happy :3

I try to be really chill and positive about everything. I'm kind of a modern hippy but not as douchy. I feel like everybody should have the right to do whatever they want to, as long as nobody is getting hurt. I'm not exactly cool with everything thats out there, but if nobody is getting hurt I just look away until it passes. I'm very easy to get along with, and I'm one of those people that will give you whatever you want, as long as you ask politely and I can afford to. Think of it like I have a crate of Frito's and a case of beer. I'm not going to eat all the Frito's and drink all the beer, so if I have enough and somebody asks nicely,"Hey Izzy! You mind if I grab a beer and a bag or two please?" then yeah I'll hook a fur up! You really can catch more bees with sugar then salt.

Although, there is a lot of crap I don't like. I don't like being messed with, and I'm not afraid to show somebody whats up if you catch what I'm saying! I don't like being censored, or talked over/interrupted because thats when I walk away. Peaking at the top of the list I absolutely can not stand self absorbed smarmy douche bag show offs (Usually boring aging men having a midlife crisis on a harley with no exhaust, lame!) that have nothing good to say about anybody or anything. Douche nozzles with nothing to say but shallow insults and petty name calling should just jam a dick in the mouth and suck it. The New England accent irrationally pisses me off. "Pahk tha cah ta get a lahge peser with gahlic and hamburg" sounds inbred and uneducated! Its not cute, its stupid! "Wicked pissah" annoys the crap out of me too. Multiple squeakers and that stupid pop tart cat thing annoy me, but not enough to bitch about. Those are the only things that piss me off or irritate me.

I try not to let anything bug me, and the holistic medications I'm on to control my bi-polar disorder help with that. What did you expect? A sane dragon without a screwed up brain? Probably not going to happen, but at least I'm well medicated! I'm also in a committed relationship, and I will not cheat on Longwave. Besides, I doubt anybody really wants a psycho trans gender dragon for a wife lol!