"Although he had a peaceful childhood, it all came to an end when his home planet was attacked by savage pirates desperate to get their grubby paws on the treasures kept there. His parents hid him away, and then the attackers killed everyone, even the other children, and he was left alone on a sun-burnt world watching helplessly as the life drained from his mother's eyes..."

OH SHUT IT! You're making me out to be some gloomy, desperate, poor little Wolf-Dragon! JEEZ!

Hello Y'all. My name's Dioningo (as you've probably already figured out) and while my parents did die and all that, I'm actually a pretty chill dude. And POWERFUL too. You think anyone can shoot lightning like I can? It's hard work, I tell you, but I'm flipping awesome, so of course I'm good at it. I'm good at everything.

"Everything except for dancing. And you get hopelessly in shambles around any other cute guys..."

HEY, DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT THAT SORT OF STUFF!!!! FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE IMPORTANT!

*Sigh*

Anyway, when I'm not out saving the universe and all that, I'm generally writing about a lot of different things, detailing the history of the universe. Right now I'm working on a pretty big project. It's really cool (at least I think so), but no spoilers here! Go read it for yourself and bask in it's greatness!

"And also make sure to tell him how bad it is. He's a terrible writer."

I said SHUT UP!!!