[color=#01DFA5]Hawlo! I'm called [b]Dempsey[/b]; I'm a donkey of the young collegiate variety, anthropomorphized into this unpersonage because in real life I'm a man of the young collegiate variety posted as a creative writing major in kaleidoscopic New England, and I guess that station necessarily stuffed me into this form as an homage to Candlewick and Nick Bottom. Outside of this glassy electric rectangle, I'm actually quite the ass, which supports my unpersonage, though I like to think I serve as some comic relief to the people who are forced into proximity with me, at least. I bray, but I don't bite, so feel free to say hello. Lastly, I am very happily settled in with my wolfy mate, so don't forget that [i]this ass's ass belongs to his ass![/i][/color]